DISCLAIMER: I don't own SSBM or any characters from TV or games that may show up.

NOTE: Any thing involving dreams and potted plants DID happen to me so don't say how corny a joke is about the dreams. Also I would like to congradulate Fang Plamtree, Black Pheonix, and Ri2 on solving my riddle the answer was in fact time, and thanks to all reviewers this is the most number of reviews i've ever had for this story in the times i've had it up so thanks.

NOTE2: i feel i should explain somethings

1) the fox and falco are brothers thing was my idea because they are in my opinion brothers in all but blood so i took it one step further.

2) on the subject of the riddle thing being random, i like riddles :)

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FOX P.O.V.

(yes, she said yes) Afterthe little cheering session in my head I saw that we were near the door to our first class, Science with Mr. Two. "Well, here we are the first part of hell".

SAMUS P.O.V.

"Well, here we are the first part of hell" was what I heard Fox say. That earned him a small laugh.

"You wait out here while I go tell the teacher that you're here and save my ass from a detention" with that said he went into the room. Next I heard the teacher announce that I was coming in. After that Fox stuck his head out the door "Come on in" then he opens the door, and I walk in to see a bunch of people looking at me, it was actually a bitcreepy, and a blue haired version of Fox sleeping on his desk (must be his brother that he mentioned). Suddenly I was brought out of my thoughts by a deep somewhat creepy voice.

"You must be our new student I am Mr. Two" the guy was tall I'm guessing about 6 foot 4, and had a low PURPLE pony tail, and looked about 24. Just as I was about to reply a scream was heard form Fox's brother.

"sigh Falco what was it this time".

"Um... being chased through the house by potted plants".

"Well, you certainly are original aren't you".

Half way through the conversation he went back to sleep. "Umm, shouldn't we wake him up?"

"No more work will get done if he stays asleep, just don't take after his habits please, you maybe seated now take the seat to the left of Fox". As I was walking up to my new seat I decided to get a better look at my future class mates. First up is a big guy with a look emphasizing black and seriously needs a dentist, next a guy with HUGE glasses, and an outfit that could put a Christmas tree to shame. The next couple of people were normal, and then at my seat I decided to lean over and ask Fox about the whole sleeping situation "hey what's up with plant boy over there?"

"That's my dumbass brother, Falco, and the reason he's currently sleeping is that he set my alarm clock for 4 A.M., forgetting that it would wake him up too, as for the potted plant dream your guess is as good as mine".

"I'm guessing that by the teacher's response this happens often".

"Yea he's pretty much stopped trying to teach my brother and letting him sleep and just giving me the notes, you'll get to meet him during lunch".

"Ahem, If your both done can we continue the lesson please?" asks a slightly annoyed teacher. After that slightly embarrassing class discussion, things went good so far and the stuff we were learning was pretty simple, and every now and then Falco would mumble something about Kool-Aid, and fixing walls. I can already tell this will be a good class for a laugh.

((I won't bore u with every class cause I have like no ideas for it I'll just tell you that PE is taught by D.K., Math by Luigi, and Spanish by a character based on my own teacher i will have scenes in these classes as the need arises but i am haveing a problem with creativity, I'll just skip to lunch now sorry about taking up your time))

FOX P.O.V

Time for lunch, the time where me and Samus have to eat the slop they can barely pass as food. Yay. "Ok I'm going to warn you if a guy with pointed teeth, and a nerd in green, or a girl in a REALLY short skirt comes up, I don't want to be seen as a violent punk, and believe nothing they say ok?" I know the warning sounds bad but this is Bowser's little group of assholes that have tried to ruin my reputation since year one.

"Sure I get it, you don't like them do you".

"Now what gave you that idea".

NARRATOR P.O.V.

As Samus and Fox near the table they see Fox's group of friends which consist of Falco who we all know, Link a guy slightly shorter than fox, with blonde hair, wearing a forestblack t-shirt that says 'Some people are like slinkys, they're totally usless but very entertaining when they go down the stairs', and dark blue jeans, and his girlfriend Zelda, who has blonde hair past her shoulders with hot pink highlights, wearing a pink t-shirt that says 'look up' across the chest, and a black and white polka-dot skirt to about her knees.

Fox decides to introduce Samus to the group "Guys, this is Samus Aran. She'll be joining us".

"You give her the whole intro you gave me?" asks Link.

"Basically the same only more things added since then" replies Fox casually.

Link decides to stand up and offers Samus his hand in a friendly gesture "Link Blade ((lame last name I know, but again lack of creativity persent)) last new guy to the table"

Next was Zelda "Zelda Hylia, this guys" indicating link "girlfriend, let me warn you watch all your food around falco he's the guy that will trick you and laugh when you look like a asshole, but always ready to watch your back in a fight"

"nice to meet you,"she turns to Falco"hey can you explain the potted plants thing in science?" ((I still have yet to firuge out whyI have this dream))At this every one at the table laughed at Falco's expense.

"hey everyone should know I have no control over what happens in my head"

Everything was going great, beside the food, but the Bowser's group decided to come over. "Hey freaks, who's this" sneered Bowser.

"Well looks like Fox finally got a girlfriend" added Peach in a bitchy voice, Yoshi just nodded his head like a goon. Fox was seething in his seat "Bowser you and your little group ofstooges better leave before I kick all your asses, you know I can, and if need be I have friends to back me up". At this Yoshi looked a little fearful, and Bowser backed down a bit. The bell rang signaling the next classat just the right time"I see why you gave me the warning now, so what's the deal with tooth boy anyway?" questioned a confused Samus

"Don't know,Bowser'sjust popular through fear, Peach is popular through Bowser, and the usual way for someone who dresses like that, and Yoshi well, nothing could make him even close to popular, he's gone if he loses his usefulness"

"Oh he's the brains?"

"How'd you guess, well it's time for the rest of hell".

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now time for the second riddle:

Hear my voice, see not my face

Feel my touch, see not my hand

Watch as I take the dead from their home

Watch as i make them dance

The dead are the tools for my art

I cast no shadow

I eat no food

I drink no water

What am I?

and if you want drop an E-mail offer ing to look over and correct my story of gramatical errors. thank you in advance.