January 14th
LETS D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! (I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Megas XLR, or Duel masters)
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One day our four favorite teachers were together…
"MAN! I'm bored!" Kurenai said, "Lets play with something!"
"LETS PLAY YU-GI-OH!" Asuma said.
"NO! DUEL MASTERS!" Kakashi said.
"NO! ACTION FIGURES!" Gai said.
"I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!" Kurenai said.
"What?" The three men asked.
"We can play Yu-Gi-Oh, Duel Masters, and action figures together!" Kurenai said.
"LETS D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" Kakashi said.
"Eh?" Gai asked.
"LETS D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" Kakashi repeated.
"Okay, lets not D-D-D-D-D-DUEL." Kurenai said, "How about we mock each other about our students!"
"OAKY!" Kakashi said, "I heard that MY Haruno Sakura has beaten YOUR, GAI, Huga Neji!"
"Yeah! I heard that too!" Kurenai said.
"It's true all right!" Sakura said.
"YEAH! SHE WAS LIKE, 'YOU PERVERT!' THEN HE WAS ALL, 'UH-OH!' AND THEN SHE WENT-," Kiba said with a pause.
"KA-POW!" Kiba and Shino said together showing a fist.
"I also heard that Shino humiliated Neji 3 times (chapter 2, 7, 10, and 13)." Kakashi said.
"FOUR!" Kiba and Shino said showing four fingers.
"You two should have been born twins…" Kurenai said.
Gai realized that Shino's hand was in a cast.
"Hey! Shino, how'd you get your hand in a cast?" Gai asked.
"Huh? YOU," Shino started.
"Want to," Kiba said.
"Know?" They asked at the same time.
"Good God. Why are you like twins?" Kurenai asked, stunned that they did that without a pause.
Kiba and Shino looked at each other, then back at Kurenai.
"I don't know," they both said with a shrug.
"THERE YOU GO Again!" Kurenai said.
"Sorry," Shino said.
"We," Kiba said.
"Can't."
"Help."
"It." They said the last word together.
Everyone started at them.
"What?" They (Kiba and Shino) asked.
"That's freaky…Anyway, how'd you get your hand in a cast Shino?" Gai asked.
"Oh, I got pulverized by Te-!" Shino was interrupted.
"HA! TENTEN PULVERIZED SHINO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gai yelled.
"You got pulverized by Tenten?" Kurenai asked.
"Tenten? NO! Think more scarier!" Shino said.
"IT HAS TO BE TENTEN! YOU SAID! TE-!" Gai was interrupted.
"-Mari and Gaara!" Shino finished.(Chapter 12)
"What!?" Gai said.
"Temari and Gaara pulverized my arm!" Shino said.
"Ouch. Why?" Kurenai asked.
"Sasuke dared Temari to kiss Gaara and when they kissed I took a picture of it. They got mad and attacked me," Shino explained.
"YOU POOR THING!" Kurenai yelled.
"Poor," Shino started.
"Thing?" Kiba finished.
"Stop doing that or I'll pulverize both of your bodies!" Kurenai warned.
"Uh…Okay…who wants to play Yu-Gi-Oh?" Shino asked.
"LETS D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" Kakashi yelled.
And for the rest of the day they played Yu-Gi-Oh.
Score:
Shino and Kiba 14 wins, 0 lose, 1 tie
Kurenai 12 wins, two loses
Kakashi 11 wins, three loses
Asuma 10 wins, four loses
Naruto 9 wins, five loses
Sasuke 8 wins, six loses
Sakura 7 wins seven loses
Ino 6 wins eight loses
Chouji 5 wins nine loses
Tenten 4 wins ten loses
Hinata 3 wins 11 loses
Neji 2 wins 12 loses
Lee 1 wins 13 loses
Gai 0 wins 15 loses
"WOW! Shino and Kiba are good!" Sakura said.
"AND THEY'RE MY STUDENTS!" Kurenai yelled happily, "GAI! YOU SUCK! I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU! I'm going to date Kakashi and hang out with the 'Digital prank twins'!"
"YAY!" Kiba and Shino cheered.
"OW! MY HAND!" Shino howled, "Don't touch!"
Everyone leaves Gai and his team.
"WE WILL GET REVENGE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Join in!" Gai and Neji laughed.
Lee and Tenten shrugged then joined in the laugh.
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Wait a minute! What are you doing here Neji!?" Lee asked, Neji went back to being knocked out.
END
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