January 15, 2005
The Lottery- part one
Credit goes to my sister, thebluekirby64 for typing up this part of the story. I just needed to make more chapters in advanced…so this is like…. A diversion…or whatever…
"I am SO gonna kill Kakashi after this!!!" Naruto yelled.
"If we ever get back on earth," Sakura said.
"Shut up guys! I'm trying to find the 'Land on earth' button!!" Sasuke said.
"It's right here!" Kiba said, pushing a button.
"Kiba…NOOOO!!!!" everyone yelled.
"Self destruct in 5….4…" the computer started.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" they all screamed.
"3…2…1……
BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!"
The beginning of the day---------------------------------------------------
Ring!! Ring!!!
"Coming!!" Kakashi yelled. He ran down the stairs of his house and opened the door. It was a strange man in a colorful suit.
"Hello!" the man said, with that host accent, "Remember when you entered in that lottery?"
"Uhhh….no, not really," Kakashi answered.
"Well…anyways…YOU have JUST won the lottery and the jack pot of one hundred
BILLION dollars!!" the man said, as he gave Kakashi a whole truck full of cash.
"Wow!!! Pinch me!! I must be dreaming!!!" said Kakashi.
"Well, too bad, this is real life," the guy with the colorful suit said, "So! Here's your money, now go do something with it!!!"
"Ok!!!" Kakashi said, "I know just what to buy with it!!"
Where Team 7 is (Naruto, Sakura & Sasuke
"Oy, oy!! Where is Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.
"He's always late Naruto!" Sakura explained.
"He's right here, Damnit!" Sasuke said as he glanced at Kakashi coming their way.
"Hi guys!! Sorry I'm late!! But I just won a hundred billion dollars!!" Kakashi said.
"Yeah right!" said Naruto. He turned away.
"Yes! I am right!" Kakashi said as he handed each of his pupils 1 million dollars in cash.
"Oh, never mind, I think it's true!" Naruto said, drooling over his money.
Sakura looked really cheerful and made a list of things she wanted to buy, and Sasuke didn't care about the money. But if you really looked, he had hearts in his eyes as he stared at the money.
"Now, since I just won a lot of money, we're going to go to a fancy restaurant…and then BUY IT!!!" Kakashi said.
"Yes!!! This is like Fairly Odd Parents…only….we don't have god parents to grant our every wish…" Sakura said.
"We can just buy them!!" Kakashi said.
"Ok!!!" Sakura said with her cheerful voice.
At the restaurant -----------------------
"So it's all mine now?" Kakashi asked on his new fancy cell phone…that he bought.
"What did you just buy?" Naruto asked Kakashi as he slurped up his ramen.
"A cool space company that has cool rocket ships that goes into outer space!!" Kakashi said.
"Cool!!!!! Do we get to go?!" asked Sakura.
"No, sorry, I've already assigned 12 real astronauts to go…. that I bought!!!" said Kakashi.
"And none of them are us?" Sasuke said, looking kinda depressed.
"Nope, sorry!!" said Kakashi, "Now let's go to the manga store across the street…And then buy it!!!" Kakashi skipped over to the Manga store and looked at most of the manga.
"This is not fair!! I wanna go to outer space!!" said Naruto.
"Outer space?" said a voice, "How troublesome…" As you can tell by that word "Troublesome" you'd guess its Shikamaru. You read our minds because you're correct!!! And his whole gang was there too, besides Asuma.
"But if we go to outer space, I can be with Sasuke!!" said Ino.
"And they have good food!!" said Chouji.
"Hey!!! Hey!!! I wanna go to outer space!!!" said Neji, who came out of nowhere with Tenten and Lee.
"Neji, you've been acting very childish lately," said Tenten.
"It's a phase, leave me alone!" Neji answered.
"We're going to outer space, that's soo awesome!!!" Lee said.
"No, we're not going to outer space," said Sakura. Everyone groaned.
"Or will we?" said Kiba, coming out of nowhere with Hinata and Shino. He stuck out his pinky finger and placed it next to his mouth like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers.
At Kiba's house
"Ok, I've just sent emails to all the astronauts," said Shino as he clicked a button on Kiba's computer keyboard.
"Way to go!!" said Kiba looking over Shino's shoulder, "The way that you designed it will defiantly make them think it's really from the space company!!"
Wondering what message Shino sent to all those astronauts?
Dear Astronaut,
We have to cancel the flight to Uranus (hey, that's a planet!!) because the navigator of the ship, Adam, is sick and no one will be able to fly the ship. So don't bother to come to the space building cuz you're not going to outer space.
Regards,
Kakashi
Where Adam is:
"Huh? I'm sick?" Adam asked himself as he looked at the computer screen, "Oh well!! This give me more time to go shopping for tulips for my garden! Yay!!!"
Back to where the ninja's are.
"Awesome job, Shino!" said Naruto, "now that the real astronauts won't be going, we'll be going!!"
"Yup, and I even stole the astronaut suits so that we can hide our identity!" said Hinata.
"This is gonna be great!!" said Naruto.
"Quick, everyone put on your suits! The ship is going to launch at 3:00 today!!" said Sakura as she handed everyone space suits. Since there were originally 12 astronauts, everyone was able to go!! So everyone put on their space suits. But unfortunately, Lee had to ware a women's suit because there were no men's suits left.
"Ok, we'll head for the space station at 2:00!" said Sakura.
"It's Already 1:50, wanna go now?" asked Naruto.
"Ok!" Sakura said.
Everyone headed for the space station.
"Wow…you guys are much more shorter then I thought you'd be," said Kakashi as he looked down at his astronauts.
"Anyways, you guys are assigned to go to Uranus, who knew, it's a planet!! So get out of here and go to Uranus!!"
So…yeah….that's exactly what everyone did. They all got on the space ship (that Kakashi bought) and sat in random chairs (also bought by Kakashi). Naruto took a seat in the captain's chair.
"Hey, Naruto! Why do YOU get to be the captain?" asked Kiba, "I'm the one that got us all hacked in!"
"Well, actually, that was me," said Shino, "I should be captain!"
"No!! I wanna be captain!!" Sasuke jumped in, "I'm the prettiest!!!"
"Yeah, but I'm the strongest!!!" Naruto mentioned.
"But I got us hacked in!!" said Kiba.
"Once again, correction, it was me!!!" said Shino.
"I will be captain!!" Sakura proudly said. Everyone gasped.
"Yes!! A female captain!" said Sakura.
"Great, you can fight over captain with the other girls right over there," Kiba pointed out.
"I wanna be captain!!" Ino said.
"I'm the oldest!!" Tenten said.
"I want to be captain!!!" said Neji, "I've got a by….by….bya….byakakaag…"
"Byakugan?" Hinata said.
"Yes!! The byakugan!!" said Neji.
"Well, I do too!!" Hinata mentioned.
"You do? Since when were you part of the Hyuuga family?" asked Neji.
And while everyone fought, Shikamaru took a seat in the captains seat and began lift off.
"Five four three two one LETS GO!!!" Shikamaru said, quite quickly. And the ship went off.
Once everyone realized that the ship was moving, they just took random seats. Then, Kakashi appeared on a big screen.
"Ok, the ship is driven manually, so don't worry about driving," Kakashi said.
"uhh…ok," Shikamaru said, and pressed the off button to a switch that made Kakashi disappear from the screen. Then Shikamaru fell back on his seat.
Tenten glanced out of the window. They were already in outer space and the stars were everywhere.
"Ok guys, now that we're in outer space, we have to learn how to control ourselves," Shikamaru started, "Because I am a chuunin and I over rule you Gennin, and cola, so I get to make the rules. Here they are:
No screaming
No panicking
Don't attempt to pull any stunts that could kill us all
No PG-13 crap, which includes sex and other crap
No fighting over captain
No hogging food
No questioning me
No one drinks cola but me
You must call me "Coca cola"
If you break any of these rules, I'll throw you out of the window and make you suffocate."
"Ummm…..how can you throw us out of the window?" asked Naruto.
"Are you questioning me?" Shikamaru "Coca Cola" asked.
"No Shikamar—I mean Cola! I mean Coca Cola!!" panicked Naruto.
"That's what I thought!" Shikamaru said.
"Hey, Coca Cola, can we panic now?" Sasuke asked, "Because a bunch of meteors are headed our way!!!!"
Everybody panicked before Shikamaru answered the question.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!" cried Sakura.
"Don't worry, the meteors are just gonna miss us like they do in the movies!" Shikamaru said calmly.
"Which movie?!" Naruto asked Shikamaru. And then the ship was hit by a meteor.
"In Shrek 2, haven't you seen it?" Shikamaru asked.
"They didn't go to outer space!!!" Naruto yelled.
"Oh…then I must have been dreaming" Shikamaru said. Then another meteor hit the ship.
"We're gonna DIE!!!!" The girls cried.
"So you'd rather be thrown out the window and suffocate the get hit by meteorites?" Shikamaru asked.
"I am SO gonna kill Kakashi after this!!!" Naruto yelled.
"If we ever get back on earth," Sakura said.
"Shut up guys! I'm trying to find the 'Land on earth' button!!" Sasuke said.
"It's right here!" Kiba said, pushing a button.
"Kiba…NOOOO!!!!" everyone yelled.
"Self destruct in 5….4…" the computer started.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!" they all screamed.
"3…2…1……
BOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!"
…………….
Everyone was on the ground with their hands on their heads curled up like little sissy babies.
"Hey…we're still alive!!!" Sakura said as she rose up along with everyone else.
Then everyone turned and saw a machine.
"Darn that sound effects machine!!!" Shikamaru said. Then got back to his captains seat that he fell off of.
"It's almost night, we should be going to sleep," Neji said.
"How do you know Mr. Smartypants?" Ino asked him.
"Because it says right there on the clock, 'It is 10:00 on earth, go to sleep'," Neji answered. Ino looked at the clock blankly.
"Ohhhhh….," was all she could say. She jumped into the air and stayed up there for a while.
"Hey!!! I'm floating!!" Ino said as she flew around.
"No duh, we're in outer space!" Naruto said.
"Ohhhhh…..," was all Ino could say. So, she flew over to Shikamaru who was sitting in his captains seat and tried to pull him out.
"C'mon Shikamaru, fly around with me!!" She said, tugging on to his arm.
"No, it's troublesome!" said Shikamaru, "And I told you to call me Coca Cola!!!"
Shikamaru pulled his hand towards himself, but Ino was still holding on to it, so it caused him to pull Ino towards himself. And Ino landed right on Shikamaru.
Shikamaru couldn't tell what was going on, until he felt something pushing on his lips. And then he realized it was Ino's lips. Basically, they were kissing. And they stayed in that position for a while because it took them a while to realize they were kissing. Then they quickly pushed each other away.
"Bleh!! Shikamaru!!! Sasuke was supposed to be my first kiss!!!" cried Ino as she cleaned out her lips.
"It's not my falut, you're the one who was holing on to my arm!!!" Shikamaru explained.
"Well…you were the one who pulled me to you!!" Ino said back.
"Well…you were holing on to my arm!!!" Shikamaru said.
"Ok, ok," Naruto butted in, "Why don't you both admit that you wanted to kiss each other and then make out!!"
Shikamaru and Ino looked at Naruto with a mean face.
"Or…not…," Naruto said, backing away.
Everyone thought now was the best time to sleep, So, everyone went into a big room that was labeled "Bedrooms", so everyone assumed it was the bed room and went in.
"Wow…it looks all…. furuteistic!" Tenten said as she entered the bedrooms. They were all pods set up vertically (up and down ppls). Tenten pushed a button that said "Open" and the pod opened up. And then Tenten went into it.
"Well, this is fairly obvious," Tenten said, staring at the millions of buttons.
"Uhhh….I think this one closes the pod," she said, pushing a red button.
"Nighty niiiigggght and good night!!! Go to SLEEEEP witttle astrunaut!!!" sang a painful computer voice.
"ARGH!!! Make it STOOPPP!!!!" Tenten said as she pressed the red button she pushed earlier. That just made the sound louder.
"GOOO TOOOO SLLLEEEEEPPP!!!!!! GO TO SLLEEEEPP!!!" the computer sang.
"Here, here, let me help!!" Neji said as he went into the pod. The pod was really small, but it was able to fit in Neji in if Tenten scotched over a little.
"I think this one stops the music," said Neji, as he pressed a green button. And the music stopped.
"Thank god!!!" Tenten said. But unfortunately, the pod closed up with Neji stuck in it with Tenten.
"Please have a good sleep," a computer voice said, "The pod will not open until approximately 8:00 in the morning tomorrow. Sleep tight!!"
"Awww crap," Neji said, getting quite squished with Tenten in it.
Then a big mask went on Tenten's face and started making really creepy vacuum noises.
"AHHHH!!!!" Tenten screamed as she tried to pull the mask off.
"TENTEN!!!" Neji yelled as he tried to yank the mask off of Tenten.
You see, the pods were see through, so everyone watched blanky at Tenten and Neji's struggle to sleep.
"Ok, I think I'll just sleep right here where it's safe," said Kiba as he bent down to the floor.
"Yeah…me too," said Naruto as he also laid on the floor.
YONK!!! Neji was able to pull the mask off of Tenten and threw it some place.
"Tenten!! Are you ok!?" Neji asked Tenten with a worried tone. She didn't answer his question because she became half-deaf from that loud vacuum noise the mask made.
So the only thing she saw was Neji's mouth moving with a worried look on his face as she fell right on his chest.
"AWWWWW!!!" everyone cooed as they watched Tenten sleeping on Neji.
"This is going on the internet!!" Shino said as he held up his video camera.
Thebluekirby64's notes: Heh….I thought the story could use a little romance!!! Well, the story will continue tomarrow…and I'll put in MORE FUNNIES!!! AND ROMANCE!!! YAY for funny and romance!!!!!!! Ja ne :D.