Okay to all the people reading this chapter this is not a chapter that is a continuation of Smasher High. This is a look at the story up until chapter 6 form Falco's point of view. This idea just popped into my head and I figured why not, we all love Falco.
Now for some business that needs attending:
The answer to the riddle was shadows. Congrats to everyone that was able to solve the riddle.
I need you people to give me some ideas for Halloween costumes for our characters, I have some basic ideas but I want people to voice their opinions. Please note that I have no intentions as to be so uncreative as to make their costumes what they actually look like in the games.
The final bit is that I need some one to give me a rundown of Samus's history because I don't have an extreme amount of knowledge of the metroid series, I play it every now and then but Im drawing a blank, please help or I will need to make something up.
((--)) author notes
(--) thoughts
"—"spoken words
Music
Disclaimer: I don't own super smash bro's, the song original prankster by the offspring, or anything that you recognize from things in the real world, so leave my money alone.
Now on with the story, sorry about the long wait but it had to be done
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Falco P.O.V
(this is going to be great, I can just imagine his reaction as he wakes up at 4 in the morning, hehehe) this thought was running through my head as I set my brother Fox's alarm clock to 4 a.m., once that deed was done I went down the hall into my room so I could get some sleep. I get in my bed and maneuver around the piles of cloths, disks, and magazines to get to my bed. Once I reach my bed I quickly fall asleep when my head hits the pillow.
BEEP BEEP BEEP I shoot up to hear my brother turn off his alarm threatening me with pink hair, I sleepily respond by shouting "yea, yea whatever fox, first off you ain't got the guts, second you ain't got the guts.". Feeling proud of my response go decide to get up and start my day. Once im out of bed I head over to the bathroom and take care of all the business that you take care of in there and walk out finishing up with styling my blue hair, I decided to dye it mainly for the shock effect but ended up growing accustomed to it. I manage to stumble over to my closet and pull out on of my shirts, I don't know what it say's I just know that if it's in my closet it's wearable, and put on a pair of jeans and walk down stairs to make some cereal, unfortunately im more tired than I believe because after it's all poured and the bowel is filled I subconsciously decide that it would make a good pillow.
"Hey dumbass, don't use the alarm clock or don't set it too early" (thanks for the advice captain obvious) I think sarcastically.
"Yea I kinda get that now"
"C'mon it will take a bit to get Link and Zelda, and then head off to school"
"Whatever, I'll be asleep in the back, wake me up at school" that was the last thing I said before I open the door and fall into a blissful sleep in the back of the truck.
I wake up a little bit later by my friend link poking me in the head. "Hey where's fox, we need to go to science"
"The principle called him down to the office, what did you do this time?" inquires like looking at me with an exasperated look.
"Hey, I'm innocent for once I haven't pulled a prank since I got busted for putting glue on one of the toilet seats in the teachers bathrooms" I say to defend my self.
"Okay Falco we believe you, I'll see you in music second block."
"Later Zel", I then turn to link "you know I haven't done a prank in a while, you want to help me plan one?" at this link looks at me like I'm nuts.
"are you nuts" see I told you so " last time I helped you with a prank I wasn't allowed near the football field for three weeks, you really need to tone down the amount or else you'll get predictable and wont be able to come up with a believable alibi"
"Okay, okay I'll hold off on the pranks for a bit, jeez you sound like fox"
"Whatever, I'll see you later"
"Yea later"
After this I decide it's time to head off to my science class with Mr. two, I've known this guy for a couple years due to him being the track and field coach for the hurdlers, me and fox are two of the best this school has. Once I enter the room I look for my desk and head up. When im at my desk I decide to put my head down and catch a few more minutes. This proves to be a not so great idea as I get pulled into a dream of being chased through my house by a couple potted plants, I don't know how they're chasing me but I know that they are. Just before I manage to get out of the house thy pull me back in. This is when I wake up screaming. I look around and see that fox is at his desk, and there is a girl I don't know up in front of the class room (maybe we have a new student here, this will be the perfect target for a prank) my thoughts are interrupted as I hear the teacher " sigh, Falco what was it this time"
"Um….being chased through the house by potted plants"
"Well you certainly…." That's all I heard as I accidentally fell back asleep.
Once that class is over im woken by the bell, good thing to because my other dream was just as weird as the second one (why in the hell am I dreaming about kool-aid breaking through the walls of my house). With that thought in my mind I walk down to my music class and sit next to Zelda "do you have your music for the assignment the teacher gave last class" was the first thing she asked me.
"Yup I found a song that described me to a T"
"Great, cause the teach just called your name up" she told me and I look up and see the teacher and class looking at me (great, I hope I don't screw this up) was the main thought in my head as I walk up to the cd player.
"This song is called original prankster by the offspring, and those f you who know me know that this song describes me almost perfectly, so lets hear the music play" and I hit the button and hear the first chords play.
Until the break of dawn
Life life
Cannot go by the letter
Time time
Prozac can make it better
Noise noise
Any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away
When it's all on you
Crime crime
Rockin' like Janet Reno
Time time
Eighteen and life in chino
Freud freud
All along it's true
Well you'll see there comes a day
Catches up to you
Knock down the walls-its alive in you
Knock down the place-you're alone it's true
Knock down the walls-its alive in you
You gotta keep your head up through it all
You're gunna
Bust it out-original prankster
Break it out yeah-original yeah
Bust it out-original prankster
You never stop now, stop now
That's main man say
You know it smells like shit
Goddmn
Tag team the double header
Son of sam
Fire always makes it better
Navigate
With style and aplomb
'Cause wherever you at
Lies lies
Say's he's down in the Bahamas
Tries tries
Bangin' little hoochie mamas
No way
None of this is true
Well he'll see there comes a day
When the jokes on you yeah
Dime dime
So good to see ya
Nine nine
Don't want to be ya
Crime crime
Fine sensimilla
( I love that sing) "thank you that is the song I chose for this assignment".
After that I kinda blanked out the rest of the period.
((im going to skip to lunch because I got no clue what to do with the rest of the time in between and if I say he slept through those classes I would be way to repetitive))
(Finally lunch, I know this food is below pig slop but I need food) after this though I happily grab my food and sit down at my table with Link and Zelda, and wait for fox to show up. We don't need to wait long because soon fox is walking up t the table with the new girl a little behind him (I guess he invited her to sit with us, okay she's off the pranking list) I pause that thought to hear fox introduce her to the table.
"Guys, this is Samus Aran. She'll be joining us"
"You give her the same speech you gave me?" asks link.
"Basically the same only more things added since then" replies Fox casually.
Link then decides to stand up and introduce himself and offer his hand "Link Blade ((again bad last name)) last new guy to the table"
Zelda was the neat to introduce herself "Zelda Hylia ((made it up)) this guy's" indicating link "girlfriend, let me warn you about Falco he's the guy that will trick you and laugh while you look like an asshole, but always ready to back you up in a fight"
"nice to meet you" was Samus's reply, then she turns to me "hey can you explain the whole potted plants thing in science?" after this question everyone gets a cheap laugh at my expense.
"Hey everyone should know I have no control over what happens in my head"
After the introductions were made everything was going good until that idiot Bowser and his two stooges came up to start trouble "Hey freaks, who's this?" sneered Bowser. Peach then pipes up in a voice that made me cringe "Well it looks like fox has finally got a girl friend". All of this apparently was to much for fox because he was seething in his seat, finally he grounds out through clenched teeth "Bowser you and your little group of stooges better leave before I kick all your asses, you know I can, and if need be I have friends to back me up" (ha take that toothy) Bowser seemed to deflate and him and his friends back down. The bell rang and we all split up again, I was heading to gym.
((im going to skip gym but I will say that they are playing football))
Football in gym wasn't so bad, after that the bell signifying the end of the day rang and I headed down to the truck to meet up with everybody. When I got there Link and Zelda were already making out in the back seat. Deciding I wanted none of that I just sat on the hood. I was just sitting there when I heard a shout come to me from fox "Hey dumb ass, how about you get off my hood and get in the car, and where's Zelda and Link?". "They would be in the back, doing what, I don't wanna know" he decided to risk it and look and check. "Oh, man I did NOT need to see that" he started to bang on the window "hey stop that I kinda need to use this truck" Samus decides to look in and see what's up "umm… fox they don't look like they're going to stop any time soon".
"Yea I know, one minute" he walk over to me "hey you got the gun"
"No its in your pack to day" I say as I throw his bag to him. He starts to rummage through and pull out a green see through squirt gun. Upon seeing this Samus gets a playful and slightly scary grin on her face, scary because that's the grin that I use when I'm about to do something not so nice, usually to Fox.
"Ohhh that's how were going to break this up" she says with a wicked grin. "Yea on three open the door 1…….2…….3 NOW" Samus throws open the door and he starts to drench the couple shouting " hey, hey quite it the worlds not ready for little mini links and Zelda's" after that they stop and send me a pretty nasty glare. Of course while all of this is happening im laughing my ass off. I remember what fox promised me yesterday and decided to ask "Hey we goin yet, you said yesterday that we would head out to the mall so you and I could get some things to stop the impending dullness of our house"
Fox looks a little embarrassed at forgetting about the mall trip and looks at Samus apologetically "umm I seem to have forgotten that we have a mall trip scheduled, would you like to join us, or do you want me to take you home?"
She appears to be thinking and finally answers "sure, my folks shouldn't care much" I involuntarily flinched at the word "parents" but no one noticed. "Ok let's head out, oh yea Falco for getting my truck muddy your sitting between link and Zelda'
"WHAT IM GUNNA GET COVERED ON SLOBBER"
"Tough".
(This sucks. This sucks. This sucks) that is the only thought going through my head at the moment while we drive to the mall. When we finally get there fox decides to take the leadership roll and see what every one is doing. "okay every one were going to split up and meet at the fountain at 5 o'clock or you walk home got it, so where is every one headed I'm goin to the disc store, then the book shop" " I'll join ya for the disks, but then I'm goin for some food" I piped up. Link and Zelda decided to just wander around. Once every one splits up me, Fox, and Samus walk down to the best store in the mall FYE. While Fox and Samus are looking at cd's I decided to go ad search for the first season of possibly one of the best shows in the world, The wild boys with Steve-o, and Chris Pontius. When I finally found it I made a mental note to go to the zoo later. Once I found Fox and Samus again I showed them my prize. "so what did you get?"
I reached in and pulls out a copy of wild boys season one "oh that's just what you need some more ideas on how to 'entertain your self' and I get to learn what to do when my idiot brother get chewed up, and/or arrested" "yea I know and I get some laughs it's a win/win situation". After that I decided to split up with them because I don't really want to go to the book store, it's just not me. I spend the next 30 minutes looking around the toy store for a water gun. When I found one of the right size, this is a large black and red super soaker, I exit the store to see peach and Yoshi scrapping Bowser off of the floor (I wonder if he was messing with fox again? Damn that would have been funney to watch). I went to go find fox and Samus. When I found them only one thing came to my mind and I decided what the hell why not be a pest "Well now doesn't this look cozy, hey Fox I saw Peach and Yoshi scraping some stunned trash that looked like Bowser off of the mall floor was that your handy work" I asked while walking up to them with a grin.
"It was either that or let Ness get the crap kicked out of him."
"Good thing you helped him then, because he's kinda a necessity for me to get out of the hell-hole known as school, and he's a nice kid."
"Hey guys, what do you say, should we go break up Link, and Zelda and for just this occasion I bought a new squirt-gun" I say as I hold up my giant red, and black super soaker with a devilish grin.
"Yea let's do that, um Falco I'm just going take this, thank you" agrees Samus as she strolls over and takes the super soaker away from me, I tried to put up a little bit of a fight but she still got it from me (man she's strong. damn she took my toy) and then they leave to go find their friends.
We managed to find Link and Zelda in the food court sharing a plate of spaghetti, (come on can we say lady and the tramp) "Samus can I please have my super soaker back, them acting out this cheesy Disney movie scene is just asking for a drenching"
Samus raises an eyebrow looking at me like I'm insane
"Are you ready to deal with the repercussions of your actions?" she asks in a voice that has nothing but seriousness in it (O.K., I'm a little scared now and am now rethinking my plans for annoyance).
"You have effectively ruined my fun I hope your happy now" I say with mock indignation.
"Okay if were done now scaring my brother can we go stop those two before they start to make little mini Link and Zelda's?" asks Fox with a grin.
"Sure but I vote that we send you in with your news of wiping the floor with Mr. toothy"
"Yeah I'll do it, but before I go I want to say that my will is in my shoebox behind the Green Day poster".
I comically toot out the death march song as I see him go over and say something that causes them to stop their little make out session in a hurry.
Once we're all finished with our business at the mall we head out to the truck and head home. Again im in-between the two love birds "guys, can we switch im worried that all of this couple exposure for me is going to give me cooties, I hate cooties, always have always will" (I know it's immature but I like to be a joker and that made them at least chuckle a little bit). Right before we drop off Samus we all write down our screen names and tell her to be on at like 7:30 so we all could talk.
((Im sure you people don't want to hear about how they did their homework so I will sip to just before Samus joins in))
"I swear Two is trying to kill us I mean look at all the work he gave us, hey fox thanks again for letting me use your notes" I told my brother.
"no problem I can imagine that pilling a dumb-ass prank like this mornings can take it out of you" he tells me as he get Samus into the private chat room we set up. Now what he just told me in fox speak means "don't pull a stupid prank like that again or you wont get my notes got it". "cool Samus finally signed on"
IM conversation
HuntUdown: hey this is Samus.
Eludethehounds: what's up, 1 minute I'll hook you up to the chat room we got going.
Fox opened up the chat room to Samus; in there every one is already talking.
HuntUdown: Hi guys.
Blue Peregrine: Samus what's up, this is Falco.
Pink polka dots: hey, this is Zelda; links mom just made him signed off the idiot didn't finish his homework completely.
Eludethehounds: wow even Falco managed to finish it.
Blue Peregrine: Yea even I finished it………..hey that's not nice, you suck Fox
Everybody but Blue Peregrine: lol
Eludethehounds: ok remember everyone 7 is the pick up time you get three beeps of the horn before I leave and you walk. I have to go now and eat dinner, or whatever sludge Falco cooked up on his turning the kitchen.
Blue Peregrine: Okay enough abusing Falco, later everyone
(man is there some kind of target on my back today)
Blue Peregrine has just logged out
Fox logged out shortly after I did. We both went into the kitchen and I got out two containers of instant ramen. "you make a joke about my cooking so we eat ramen tonight" his reply is a joking "ok that's fine with me there is little to no threat of getting food poisoning from instant ramen" "hardeeharhar, you're a real cut up you know that fox" I shot back heavily laced with sarcasm. "yup, of course I am".
After we ate our noodles, we decided it was time for bed so we trudged up and I went to my room, tactfully meuvering around my piles of junk I get into bed and fall asleep.
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Okay that was 12 pages people so you had better review, I will put up the next chapter that I have already started work on once I get some ideas and information from you guys.
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The new riddle is:
Once cuvoted
Now ignored
One holds the word of god
And many hold the adventures of man
No matter the size it will always give you information and entertainment
What is it.?