January 17th

I love you

I don't own any games or Naruto characters and this is the dumbest chapter EVER!

Today was very boring for Shino so he went to his Aunts house AWAY from Ino. His cousin Shinta was there with Shino's aunt.

"Hello Shino!" said the hyper Shinta as she hugged our poor Shino.

"…" Was all he said, we'll he really didn't say any thing, but lets pretend he did.

"Do you want to do something fun?"

Nod.

"Okay! Lets play dress up!"

"WHAT!? NO WAY!"

"Okay…chess?"

"No"

"Tag?"

"No"

"Marco?"

"Polo."

"I'll take that as a no…watch my pie?"

"What do YOU take me for?"

"A little idiot who isn't a chunnin yet."

"Don't rub it in."

"Uh…hid and go seek?"

"To easy."

"Well…without bugs. Use the bugs and disqualified!"

"Okay!"

2 hours later…

"Yay! I won…200 times!" Shino cheered.

"I swear…you were cheating…" Shinta said.

"Can I use your atomic mega kunai blaster?"

"No."

"I love you."

"Oh no! I'm not going to fall for that like when we were little!"

Shino showed a puppy face.

"Awww…go ahead!" Shinta said.

"YAY!" Shino cheered.

"ACK! I fell for it! AGAIN!" Shinta screamed.

Shino took the kunai to no one knows where, then came back.

"Can I have a cookie?" Shino asked.

"No." Shinta answered.

"Please?"

"No."

"I love you."

"Oh, no! Not that again!"

"Please? I luv you. Puppy face"

"Uh…Um…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T STAND THIS!" Shinta ran away.

"Crud…" Shino said as he walked over to his aunt, "can I have a cookie?"

"No." His aunt replied.

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty Please?"

"No"

"Pretty Please with a cherry on top?"

"No"

"Pretty please with a cherry on top with coffee flavored sprinkles?"

"No"

"I love you."

"Oh-no…"

"Pleassssssssssssse? I love you. (yes, he's THAT despite!)puppy face"

"Awwww…Do you want a cookie?"

"Yes."

Shino's aunt gave him a cookie. Shino went back to the village. He was still nibbling on the cookie.

"SHINO! WHERE WERE YOU!?" Ino screamed.

"I told you I was going to my Aunt's house." Shino replied.

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"Do you have proof?"

"Flash back:

"Hey, Ino, can I go to my aunt's house?" Shino asked.

"Yeah, you can go anywhere, just be here before nap time," Ino responded.

"Ok."

End Flash back"

"God…I can't believe you remembered…anyways…lets go to your house, it's almost nap time," Ino said with a giggle.

After 'nap time'…

"I'm board… Lets go to the park where everyone else is!" Ino said.

"Suuuuure…" Shino said.

Ino and Shino went to the park.

"Hello Sasuke-kun!" Ino said.

Sasuke made no answer.

"Ha, Ha Ino-pig!" Sakura laughed.

Kiba went to Shino.

"HI SHINO!" Kiba yelled, straight into Shino's ear.

"Leave me alone," Shino said.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeease! Puppy face"

"No, I'm not falling for that!"

Shino took off his sunglasses and made a puppy face.

"Aaaawwww…do you want me to leave you alone?"

"Yes."

"Okay!" With that Kiba was gone.

"Score!" Shino said, "I'm a master at convincing people!"

"Right…I bet you can't convince me to say a positive to you!" Naruto yelled.

"Try me," Shino said.

"Try and convince me to say a positive for you to press this button!"

"Ok…Can press that big yellow button?"

" No."

"How about now?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeease puppy face?"

"Awwww…do you want to press this big yellow button?"

"Yes."

"ACK! I FELL FOR IT!" Naruto screamed when Shino pressed the button, "…Hey, where's the 'BOOM'?"

And when Naruto said, 'BOOM' the yellow button went, "BOOM!"

"Wow…" Everyone said.

"How about a bet?" Naruto asked Shino, "Convince the fifth Hokage to make me Hokage for a day!"

"Sure…how much you want to bet?" Shino asked.

"My whole life's saving."

"Same."

And then Shino went to the Hokage's office.

"Hello Hokage!" Shino said.

"What?" Tsnunade asked.

"I was wondering if you could make Naruto Hokage for a day!"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No."

"Now?"

"No!"

"Okay, plan B!"

"Eh?"

"Please?"

"No."

"Pleeeeeeeeesa? Puppy face"

"No!"

"Okay then, Plan C!"

"Plan C?"

"Yeah, I have a whole lot of plans!"

"Go on."

Shino took off his sunglasses, "Pleeeeeaaasssseee?"

"Awwww…Hokage-sama, maybe we should do what he said." Shizume said.

"WHAT!? YOU FELL FOR IT!" The 5th said.

"Okay…plan D! I will make all gambling stands closed!" Shino said.

"Like that could happen!"

"But, I can CONVINCE them."

"Nice try!"

"Okay then…PLAN E!"

"Plan E?"

Shino took out a 'Juice Box' (do not own) and on it was a video showing a show called 'Ku Ku Ma Lu'.

"WHAT THE FUC-the little character falls off a cliff IS THAT! It won't work on me." The 5th said.

"Uh…PLAN F! Takes out giant teddy bear and turns into chibi"

"Awww…" Said the other people in the room.

"I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT!" The 5th yelled again.

2 hours later…

"Okay, Plan Y!" Shino said.

Shino made a cute innocent puppy face and yawned.

"Aaawwww!" Everyone there said besides the 5th.

"Must not look! Must resist cuteness!" The 5th said.

"Okay! I never thought I'd have to do this but you leave me no choose but to us PLAN Z! Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Shino said.

"If I got past plan A-Y, I can resist plan Z."

Shino preformed some hand seals.

"A jutsu?" The 5th asked.

"Prepare your self for plan Z!" Shino said.

2 minutes later…

"Thank you Hokage-sama!" Shino said as he walked out of the office.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT!" The 5th yelled, "NOW NARUTO HAS TO BE HOKAGE FOR ONE DAY! I even signed a contract! And it's charka proof AND it's rubber! NOTHING CAN BREAK IT…NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Shino went over to Naruto.

"Hi Shino! Giving up?" Naruto asked.

"I already convinced her! NOW PAY UP!" Shino said.

"Why should I? I'm going to be Hokage!"

"IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS 12 MINUTES AND 5.3 SECONDS TO CONVINCE HER!"

"To bad!"

"Gggggrrrrr…Ino!" Shino called.

"Ohhh! Shino is going to tell on me! I'm SSSOOOOO afraid!" Naruto mocked.

"Yes Shino?" Ino asked.

"Can I beat Naruto up?" Shino asked.

"Uh-Oh…" Naruto said.

"Go ahead, have fun!" Ino responded.

"Uh…Shino, I'll pay up! I was just kidding…SOMEONE HELP ME!" Naruto screamed.

"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!" Shino said with an evil laugh at the end.

1 hour of bloody blocked violence later…

"Ow…I thought Shino said it wouldn't hurt!" Naruto moaned.

The 5th went up to Naruto.

"Hello Naruto. Thanks to your friend you'll be Hokage for one, ONE, day." She said.

"YAY!" Naruto cheered.

"I can't believe you made the Hokage do that," Sasuke told Shino.

"SHUT UP PESENT!" Naruto screamed.

"P-e-s-e-n-t?" Sasuke asked.

"YES! ALL OF YOU ARE PESENTS!" Naruto yelled.

"NARUTO!" Everyone yelled, "ATTACK!"

"GGGGGGAAAHHHHHHHH!" Naruto yelled.

8:00…

"Okay, time to go home Shino! It's bed time!" Ino said.

"Okay…" Shino said sadly.

"Sakura, Ino, I'll walk you two home," Sasuke, said.

"Huh?" The two asked confused.

"Just so Naruto won't go crazy on you guys."

"Oh."

"CRAZY!?" Naruto asked.

"Neji, time for bed." Hinata said.

"What's tonight's bed time story?" Neji asked.

"The 3 little pigs and the big bad wolf who likes chocolate chip cookies." Hinata responded.

"Can the big bad wolf that likes chocolate chip cookies be named Fred?" Neji asked.

"Yeah."

"Can the pigs be vegetarians, but the 3rd one sneaks meat?" (I do not own joke)

"Yep."

Everyone went home besides Naruto. He was to excited to be Hokage.

At Shino's house…

"Can I watch the movie with you?" Shino asked.

"No, you're to young!" Ino said.

"Well…you are too." Shino reminded.

"Yeah I know."

Shino was about to use plan A, but Ino interrupted him.

"How did you think up of the convincing stuff?" Ino asked him.

"I'm not telling."

"Then no movie!"

"Fine! GOOD NIGHT!" Shino said as he ran up to his room.

You want to know why Shino is good at convincing people?

Flash back, when Shino was 5

"Okay Shino! No more video games!" Shino's mother said.

"But-!" Shino started.

"NO 'BUT'S!"

"Please? Can I please keep playing? Puppy face"

"Aaawwwww…go ahead."

"Yes!"

Shino's mom went to Shino's dad.

"Make him stop playing video games! I can't stand the cuteness!" Shino's mom said.

"Okay." Shino's dad said lazily as he walked up to Shino.

"No more video games Shino." His father said.

"Uh…please-."

"That's not going to work on me! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"

"I AM in my room!"

"Well…STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!"

"Uh…I'll fix your car!" Shino said.

"Okay."

Shino's dad went back to his wife.

"HONEY! Why didn't you stop him!" Shino's mom yelled.

"But! He said he'd fix the car!"

"Oh well. That'd keep him away."

The next day…

"Okay Shino, no more games!" Shino's dad said.

"But! I fixed the oven too!" Shino said.

"Oh…okay," Shino's dad left.

The next day…

"Okay Shino! You ran out of excuses!" Shino's dad said.

"But! I bought you a car…AND THE CAR COMPANY!" Shino said.

"That works for me!"

The next day…

"Okay Shino, your father can't talk to you any more so, no more video games!" Shino's mom said.

"Uh…I wuv you!" Shino said.

"Aaaawwww…NO! Must resist!" Shino's mom said, "NO MORE VIDEO GAMES!"

"But, but, I wuv you BUNCHES!" Shino said with a puppy face.

"Aaaawwww…go ahead." Shino's mom said.

"Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Shino laughed.

3 weeks later…

Shino's dad came home in a bad mood.

"Hi daddy!" Shino said.

"Shino! You're grounded for one month!"

"WHAT!?"

"TWO MOUTHS FOR QUSTIONING ME!"

"WHAT!?"

"THREE MOUTHS FOR DOING THAT AGAIN!"

"…"

"FOUR MOUTHS FOR NOT OBJECTING ME!"

"I'm going to run away for 1 month!"

"WHAT!?"

"TWO MONTHS FOR TALKING BACK!"

"WHAT!?"

"THREE MONTHS FOR DOING THAT AGAIN!"

"…"

"FOUR MONTHS FOR NOT OBJECTING!"

"Stop acting like me."

"Ok."

"YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED!"

I need to think of a way to convince him "Can I go train…alone?" Shino thought and asked.

"Eh? Sure."

Shino went to the forest and thought.

"I KNOW A IDEA!" Shino yelled. (And that turned out to be plan Z)

End flash back

If you are wondering what plan Z is…I might just write it! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and I'd like to thank my little brother for helping me think of this idea! He always says, 'I wuv you!' to me when I get mad at him. But the only way he could convince me is my crying.