January 18th

NARUTO! HOKAGE?

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and some other stuff

"I'm going to me Hokage!" Naruto yelled when he woke up.

"SHUT UP!" Yelled his neighbors.

"DO NOT OBJECT THE HOKAGE OF THE DAY!" Naruto yelled back.

Knock, knock.

Came a sound. Naruto got changed and went to the door.

"H-h-hello…Hokage-sama…" Said Izumo and Kotetsu.

Naruto showed a grin.

"Why are you two here?" Naruto asked.

"We are here to…uh…. do your commands…" Kotetsu said.

"Hehehe. Do you have money with you?" Naruto asked.

"Y-y-y-yes sir." Izumo said.

"Then you van pay for my Ramen!" Naruto said as he locked his door and lead them to the Ramen stand. Team 7, 8, 10, 13, and the sand sibs. Were there, and at the same table.

"Hi Na-!" Kiba said but was interrupted when Naruto punched him.

"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? I WAS JUST SAYING 'HI'!" Kiba yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Naruto yelled.

"Hey, just because your being Hokage for a day, doesn't mean that you can boss us around!" Ino said.

"What she said!" Shino said, "You still owe me!"

Naruto was about to punch Shino too, but then Naruto noticed the bug coming out of Shino's sleeve.

"I'm not going to hurt you I guess." Naruto said as he went to get a seat.

"Should we?" Temari asked the girls.

"No, Gaara wouldn't like that anyways! He is being to bossy!" Sakura said.

"I agree. Gaara is going to become like Kankuro." Tenten said.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Temari asked.

Then the girls looked at Kankuro. He was eying Shino who was talking to Kurenai.

"Oh…you mean trying to kill, and or annoy them with a 'I'm going to kill you' stare!" Temari said.

"But Kankuro is giving Shino the, 'don't ignore me' look and Shino is ignoring him!" Ino said.

Kankuro inched a little closer to Shino to hear what he and his teacher were talking about.

"I thought humans were Homo sapiens! And not related to the monkeys!" Shino said.

"Humans ARE related to monkeys!" Kurenai corrected.

"NO! THERE RELATED TO APES!"

"Do you have proof?"

"Uh…"

"That's what I thought!"

"How am I suppose to remember every single stupid note I take!?"

"You have your note book with you." Kurenai noted, pointing at Shino's notebook.

"Oh…I STILL THINK YOUR WRONG!"

Sasuke and Neji signed.

Back with Naruto…

"HOW CAN YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" Izumo and Kotetsu yelled.

"Shut up servants!" Naruto yelled.

"Oi, Naruto. You know they'll beat you up after this." Sasuke said as he passed by.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?" Naruto yelled.

"The bath room," Sasuke said, pointing at the bathroom that was about 10 feet away.

Sasuke went into the bathroom.

"Ggggrrrr…Sasuke!" Naruto growled.

Naruto ate up his Ramen and went out to train with Izumo and Kotetsu.

"Watch this!" Naruto yelled as he did the Rasenga on a tree.

"Cool…" Izumo said unwillingly, "This is going to be a long day…"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!" Naruto shouted.

"Uh…um…can I be excused? I just remembered I had to do some errands!" Izumo said.

"Oh…you can be excused. And YOU, Ko-ko-ko-kotitcu!" Naruto tried to say Kotetsu's name.

"KOTETSU!" He screamed.

"Right…GET ME 'Ninja fuel'!" Naruto yelled.

"Yes sir!"

With Izumo…

Izumo wasn't doing any errands. Instead he was looking for Shino so that he can convince Naruto to not be Hokage just on that day. Then they wouldn't be stuck with Naruto any more. Izumo thought.

"Where would Shino be? Hey! That's cool! Shino be, Shinobi!" Izumo said out loud.

Then he remembered Shino at the Ramen store with everyone else. Who knows? They still might be there, and guess what? They were! Izumo walked up to Shino.

"Hey! Shino! Could you do me a favor?" Izumo asked.

"Will I get paid?" Shino asked.

"Err…I guess so…"

"What do you mean 'I guess so'?"

"I might pay you."

"Why MIGHT you pay me?"

"Err…because this is a emergency!"

"Why is it a emergency?"

"Are you acting like Socrates?"

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. There always might be a different option…okay, I'll help you."

"Just convince Naruto to stop being Hokage. He can still dream that he'd become Hokage though."

"Eh, okay."

Izumo led Shino to Naruto.

"WHY DID YOU BRING THAT BIG FUC-Shino coughedER ALONG!?" Naruto yelled.

"You'll pay for saying that!" Shino said as he performed some hand seals.

3 minutes later…

"Thanks Shino! Here's some money like I said!" Izumo said as he handed Shino 100 dollars, "I'm going to get Kotetsu!"

"Whatever," Shino said, walking back to the Ramen store.

"ONE DAY, I'LL BECOME HOKAGE! YOU'LL SEE!" Naruto yelled.

"SHUT UP!" Yelled some people near by.

This chapter sucked, didn't it? If you are wondering about Shino's Jutsu and what everyone was doing at the Ramen store, well you'll figure out in the next chapter!