January 19th

SURPRISE!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or some stuff

When Gaara came down the stairs of a Konoha apartment room, he heard my brother and sister talking to each other.

"But-!" Kankuro wined.

"NO BUTS!" Temari yelled.

"LOOK!" Kankuro said, pointing at Gaara.

"Huh?" Temari turned around, "OH! GAARA! Nice to see you!"

Gaara felt a sweat drop past.

"What were you talking about?" he asked.

"N-n-nothing!" Temari and Kankuro said.

Gees even on my birthday they act like this! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Gaara thought.

"Do you know what today is?" Kankuro asked him.

"My birthday?" he said.

"YEAH! And I'll take you to the arcade! Wink"

Why is he winking? Gaara thought again. He looked at Temari for an answer. She nodded. Gaara looked at Kankuro's innocent smile.

"You aren't going to pick a fight again…are you?" he asked wisely.

"DON'T WORRY! I promise!" Kankuro said.

"Every time you promise…you break it…"

"Uh…Pinky promise?"

"Fine."

Gaara gave Kankuro my pinky and he shook it with his pinky. Gaara swore he saw Kankuro cross his other fingers. The two left and Temari watched them turn a corner then she ran to the phone.

"Okay, there out!" Temari said.

2 minutes later, Sakura and Ino came over to the apartment.

"We have all the stuff, we just need to sort them out!" Ino said as she put some bags on a table.

Temari pulled a lever a all the wall paper fell down and the walls had this wallpaper that said, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAARA!'

"Lets sort out the food then!" Sakura said as she picked up some things.

Now, with Kankuro and Gaara…

The two are playing one of those shooting games and are playing like nuts.

"It's quite…" Kankuro said, then a boy who just made a high score started running around yelling, 'I DID IT! I'M THE BEST!' "Kinda quite…" Kankuro added.

Now with the girls…

"OKAY EVERYONE! HID SOMEWHERE AND WHEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON…" Temari said.

"We know what to do…" Neji said.

"Okay then. Shino, go get them," Ino said, "don't forget the plan."

"What if Kankuro forgot?" Shino asked.

"We'll…convince him," Tenten said.

Shino left the apartment and went to the arcade. He saw Kankuro and Gaara playing the game. Shino threw a pebble at Kankuro's head. That was suppose to alert Kankuro that they were ready, but Kankuro didn't react. Shino shrugged.

"OI! KANKURO, YOU SUCK!" Shino yelled.

"Me…suck…you? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Kankuro yelled as he went for the chase.

"KANKURO! YOU PROMISED!" Gaara yelled as he chased after his brother.

Shino ran all the way BACK to the apartment place and into the apartment Temari was at. Kankuro was following him, and Gaara? He's a slowpoke. Gaara saw Kankuro and Shino go into the apartment he was staying at. Gaara went into the apartment. It was pitch black. Gaara turned on the light and…

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAARA! SURPRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE!" Yelled a lot of people, which are, Ino, Sakura, Temari, Shino, Kankuro, Sasuke, Kiba, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Kurenai, Kakashi, Baki, Gai, and Asuma.

"A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-…A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY!?" Gaara yelled.

"Yep little bro! We thought you deserved it, after becoming so nice!" Kankuro said. Then he turned around to Shino, "do I really suck at shooting games?"

"No, I'm better than you though." Shino replied calmly.

"Why did you have to say I sucked?"

"You weren't reacting to the pebble."

"Oh, I thought some little brat threw that…"

"…Idiot…"

Gaara went up to Temari.

"Merci Mademoiselle," Gaara said.

"Awwwww! Your so cute when you speak French WITH a puppy face!" Temari said as she hugged Gaara.

"Ooooooooookay, don't get carried away Temari," Sasuke said as he passed by them.

Temari glared at Sasuke.

"What? Are you still mad about the kissing thing?" Sasuke asked.

"That reminds me, it got on the Internet somehow, and we deleted Shino's copy when we pulverized his arm." Gaara said.

They all glanced at Shino who was talking to Kurenai again about Shino's mom making him do home school.

"Why don't you convince her?" Kurenai asked.

"She already figured out how to defend against all my plans." Shino replied.

"Even plan Z!?"

"Yes, even plan Z."

"OH! YOU POOR THING!"

"Stop calling me that!"

Temari, Gaara, and Sasuke sweat dropped.

"Anyone want to play a game of spin the bottle?" Sasuke asked Temari and Gaara.

"Do you really enjoy seeing people kiss?" Temari asked.

"Yeah, I even hire Shino and Kiba to get me pictures!" Sasuke said.

"OH! COOL-WAIT A SECOND!" Gaara yelled looking at Sasuke who was running out of the apartment, "did we beat Shino up for no reason?"

"Oh-well," Temari said.

"Who wants to play laser tag?" Kankuro yelled.

"I DO!" Everyone yelled.

At the laser tag place…

"START!" A computer yelled.

Everyone ran around in the darkness.

Where Naruto is

This is going to be easy! I'LL WIN! Naruto thought, and then all of a sudden his alarm went on, "WHAT THE-!" Then his alarm got louder. Naruto's scanner had the names of who hit him. It read, "Copy cat, Lil'Gai, Sam, Master Chief, Master Chief, Master Chief, Master Chief, Captain Cola, John, Copy Cat, Master Chief, Sam, MUWHAHAHAHA."

"What the? 'Muwhahahaha?' Who the heck is that?" Naruto said out loud, "MUWHAHAHAHA!?"

People heard Naruto laughing so they started shooting him.

Kakashi…

Kakashi was having fun, shooting Naruto, who name himself Hokage.

This is so easy, I'm too fast for'em-!? Kakashi was interrupted by his alarm. WHO HIT ME!?

Kakashi looked at the screen. It read, "Master Chief, da sand, Sam, Beef."

Beef? Must be Chouji…and Da sand must me Gaara… Kakashi ran away.

Kiba, Sasuke, Shino, Shikamaru, and Kankuro…

The 5 were helping each other out.

"You name your self…Muwhahahaha?" Kiba asked Sasuke.

They heard an alarm go on. Shino looked over, he obtained a scanner gun, with a rifle attached to it.

"Naruto…" Shino mumbled.

"How do you know?" Kankuro asked.

Shino showed Kankuro his gun, it said, 'Scanner gun'.

"Troops, I'm Captain Cola! Tell names so we can set out!" Shikamaru ordered.

"Master Chief, sir," Shino said.

"Sam," Kiba said.

"John," Kankuro said.

"MUWHAHAHAHA!" Sasuke laughed.

"Okay," Kankuro said slowly.

"Set out troops!" Shikamaru said after he handed them contact COM (Computerized, operating, microphone.)s.

The five shot Naruto a whole lot of times and they hit Kakashi as well.

"MUWHAHAHAHAHA!?" Someone laughed.

"Naruto…agian" Shino said holding up is weapon, "is that why you named yourself that Sasuke?"

"How do you ever know?" Sasuke asked.

2 hours later…

"And the winner is…wait minute…there are 7winners!" The announcer said.

I HAVE A CHANCE! Naruto thought.

"The winners are…Elephant-Kun, , Sam, Master Chief, John, da sand, and…MUWHAHAHAHA!" The announcer said, "Please step up for your cards."

Neji, Shikamaru, Shino, Kiba, Kankuro, Gaara, and…Sasuke got their cards.

"Muhahahaha?"Neji asked Sasuke.

"We'll at least I'm no Elephant-kun!"Sasuke replied.

The scores:

Elephant-kun: Neji 50000002 points Master Chief: Shino 50000002 points CaptionCola: Shikamaru 50000002 points MUWHAHAHAHA! : Sasuke 50000002 points Sam: Kiba 50000002 points da sand:Gaara 50000002 points

2. John: Kankuro 50000002 cat: Kakashi 200002 points

4.Lil' Gai: Lee (duh) 20001 points

5.Youth: Gai 20000 points

6.Windy: Temari 4000 points

7.Asuma: Kurenai 2000 points

8.Kurenai: Asuma 100 points

9.Flowers: Ino 20 points

10.Hell yeah!: Sakura 10 points

Etc. etc…

Everyone went back to the apartment and had some lunch…PIZZA! Then they went home.(dumb ending, eh?)