Hey everyone this is the new chapter of my story, which FINALLY has a beta, thank you CheeseFromJupiter for taking on the task of being my beta and looking at the story to stop my horrendous grammar.
The answer to my previous chapters riddle was a riddle or mystery, congrats to those that got it.
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Titles of movies
"speak"
Disclaimer: I don't get any royalties for the movies mentioned in this fic, the same goes for any characters form smash bro.s so don't sue my okay.
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NO BODY'S P.O.V.
After the mornings entertainment, everyone went into the kitchen to decide who would be cooking like adults.
"Link, you make breakfast"
"Zzz… I'm up, I'm u...Zzzzzzzzz"
"Okay, can we say "fire hazard"? Fox, how about you?"
"Nope, sorry, I did it yesterday"
"You put down cereal and milk and said, "Go crazy.""
"And your point is...?"
Finally, Samus had enough and took out a deck of cards.
"Shut up everyone, this is how it will go; I will take out a deck of cards." She showed them the deck and started to shuffle. "Now we all, minus Link, take a card. Whoever has the highest card makes breakfast for everybody"
After this she passed out a card to every one of them.
"Now flip over your cards."
Fox flips over a two of hearts. Samus flips a ten of clubs. Zelda flips over an eight of clubs. Finally Falco flips the ace of spades
"Damn" Chorused Fox and Falco.
Twenty minutes later
"Falco, I have one question, just one. How the hell did you blow up scrambled eggs?" Asked a bewildered Fox.
"I didn't blow up the eggs, the fire just got really big." Defended Falco.
"Then why are there burned pieces of egg on the ceiling?"
"Um… I guess I blew up the eggs, how did I do that?" Questioned Falco.
Samus suddenly spoke up.
"So, who wants cereal?"
"I like cereal!" Link suddenly shouted out. Every one but Zelda looked at him weirdly.
She just covered her face in embarrassment and sighed, explaining, "He watched 'Fosters home for imaginary friends' and they showed the cheese episode, now he randomly says 'I like chocolate milk', and 'I like cereal'"
Fox nods sympathetically
"Falco went through the same thing, don't worry it's just a phase. The way I solved it was having him watch a couple episodes of South Park, preferably the first episode, the Kenny statement is less usable and actually funny".
"Whatever, I say that we need an all-day movie marathon, and since it's my idea, I will go get the movies. Fox, I'm taking your truck, see you guys in a little while." Announced Falco, while walking out the door. He had gotten ready while Fox was helping Zelda with the Link situation. He decided to wear a pair of faded black jeans and a bright blue shirt that said 'If you chock a smurf, what color does it turn?'
Maybe some creepy movies will help bring Fox and Samus out of the awkward stages of a budding relationship…
An hour and a half later
Falco walks back into the house carrying six movies
"I got Pet Sematary, Constantine, both Resident Evil movies, The Ring, and The Grudge. Now, some one go get the popcorn and soda, its movie time."
They got the right snacks and every one got situated on the couch.
The order is...
((On the couch)) Samus-Fox-Zelda-Link
((On the floor)) Snacks-Falco-Snacks
Falco's P.O.V.
My plan is working. Nothing happened during the Resident Evils, or Constantine, unfortunately, but when Pet Sematary showed the scene where the little zombie kid tore into the old guy, Samus buried her head into Fox's shoulder, and his face turned about as red as a Christmas tree light. The only other bit of entertainment for me so far has been when link jumped into Zelda's lap from fright during the beginning of The Grudge. Heh… What a wuss.
NO P.O.V.
Two hours later
The Ring had just ended when the telephone rang. Every one on the couch jumped and Samus landed on Fox's lap, while Link, Zelda, and Falco were on a heap on the floor. When the phone rang for the second time, Samus noticed where she was, and instantly went a shade of red to match Fox's.
"Um… I'll get that." And with that she jumped off fox's lap and ran to the phone, to avoid an interesting and embarrassing situation.
"Hello?"
The line on the other end was that of a man that sounded in about his late forties to early fifties.
"Falco, is that you? You didn't try the rocket skates trick again did you?"
"Um… This isn't Falco. I'm Samus, a friend of him and Fox."
"Oh so your Samus? Nice to meet you, I'm Peppy Hare Fox and Falco's guardian. Well, I'm just calling to tell the boys that I will be back from my trip in two days, and I expect to not see the house burned in any way."
"It might be a little late."
"Oh no, Fox didn't let Falco cook, did he?"
"Yeah. Don't worry though, it's just a bit of charred scrambled eggs on the ceiling" Samus replied hastily.
"I'm not sure I want to know. Well, I need to go now, so please give the boys the message. And nice to meet you."
"You too, sir."
At that the line went dead.
A call of, "Hey, who was it?" Came from Falco in the living room.
"It was your guardian, Peppy, he said to tell you not to cook, and he will be back in about two days. Falco, can you explain why he thought I was you for a minute? And something about a rocket skates incident?" Inquired a curious Samus with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, I saw Jackass: The Movie, and mimicked the rocket skate stunt. It went good but I tripped and got a rock right in the nads. I sounded like a girl for like an hour after."
All the guys, even though they had heard the story prior, stopped laughing and winced in sympathy. Suddenly Zelda's cell phone gave a ring.
"Yeah mom, okay, be there soon, bye." She said before she hung up and turned to every one in the room. "Sorry guys, but that was my mom and she wants me home. See you all at school."
With that, she went out the door and down the street to her house. Seeing as it was six thirty, Samus and Link decided to head home too. Link followed Zelda ten minutes after she left, but Samus decided to stay and help clean up from the morning's prank and the movies.
Fox and Falco walked her to the doors. She bid Falco good-bye, and, feeling a bit bold, gave Fox a peck on the cheek. Needless to say his brain shut off. She blushed a bit, said goodbye again, and quickly left Falco trying to wake Fox.
Fox's P.O.V.
Samus…Kiss…Cheek…
That was repeating over and over again in my brain. Suddenly I was cold, wet and I heard Falco yelling in my ear.
"Earth to Fox, we have lost connection, do you copy?"
"Shut up, you ass."
"Oh, a little touchy now that your girl friend left?" Asked my brother in a teasing manner.
"Whatever, there was probably nothing behind the kiss any way, just saying good bye" With that, I headed to my room and contemplated what and had happened that day.
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okay that was the new chap of Smasher high after being beta'd by CheeseFromJupiter to whom I say thank you for doing such a good job
now onto the riddle
I
am more beautiful than a god's face
I am more wicked than a
demon's tongue
Those who are dead eat me and
If the living eat
me, they die young
What am I?
This riddle was provided by lightpaladin, thank you to you also
If anyone at all has a riddle idea send them and I will try to solve them.
