January 20th

The Harvest Moon or Unreal tournament? That is the question

Disclaimer: Any shows/games that show up do not belong to me. But the Ninja game system 110, and I don't own some of the jokes.

One day Sasuke and Naruto were talking to each other about Harvest Moon at a park.

"Man, Naruto! Your SO lucky that you have ALL the Harvest Moon games!" Sasuke said.

"DON'T WORRY! I'LL LET YOU PLAY WITH MY HARVEST MOON THINGS!" Naruto said.

"Did you get the doll collection? I finally got my hands on the limited addition Nami doll!" Sasuke said.

"Did you hear about the Ninja game system 110?"

"YEAH! It is SO awesome! I can't wait for it to sell on August 23!"

"YEAH! Do you have a game boy Sp?"

"Course I do!"

"You should put the Harvest Moon 64 on it! They look so cute and clear!"

"REALLY!?"

"NARUTO!" Came a voice.

Naruto and Sasuke looked up and saw Ino.

"H-h-hello, Ino-pig!" Naruto said.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SASUKE-KUN!?" She yelled.

"Are you getting this?" Kiba asked Shino who were on a tree, video taping there every move.

"YOU! VIDEO TAPE AND REPORTER BOY! GET OUT OF THE TREE!" Ino yelled.

Shino and Kiba fell out of the tree.

"OW! MY ARM!" Shino screamed.

"Did you take your pain medicine?" Kiba asked.

"Who'd take those gross things?"

"WHERE YOU STALKING THEM!?" Ino yelled.

"ACK! No…we…where…following them!" Kiba said.

"YES! Following them!" Shino defended.

"The you were spying on us!" Naruto said.

"NO! We were…uh…" Kiba started.

"We where video taping your every move!" Shino said.

"YOU GUYS WERE VIDEO TAPING US FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU MONEY?!" Sasuke yelled.

"Where not THAT greedy!" Shino corrected.

"Why are you video taping us then?" Sasuke asked.

"A mission from Master Hokage, to make have proof if you go crazy with the cursed seal, so she could make sure why she's healing you!" Shino said.

"Really? I thought she was on vacation!" Sasuke said.

"ACK! CODE 1102345789386355362565468384673254236857823645324782637453567647865786478568726478678683875846785682947455555434232382324783257485746752786476237647623765263872 hours later152735172456713574656725!" Kiba yelled.

The two of them took guns out.

"ACK! GUNS!" Sasuke, Naruto, and Ino screamed.

"Limited addition Reflection Guns, thank you very much!" Shino corrected.

"So there fake?" Sasuke asked.

Kiba pulled the trigger. A green light appeared. It looked like it was gaining energy.

"That's good enough for him," Shino said as Kiba launched the trigger.

A green blast knocked Sasuke down.

"There goes Hokage, now for Bob and Nami!" Shino said.

"HEY! THAT'S WHAT I NAMED MYSELF IN MY GAME!" Naruto yelled.

"We know-!" Kiba started.

"Beep! BEEEP!" Came an alarm.

"OH NO! MEGAS XLR IS ON!" Shino yelled.

"You got lucky this time!" Kiba said pointing at Naruto and Ino.

After the two freaks had left Ino and Naruto started to talk to each other.

"I think I'll stay on the safe side of Harvest Moon!" Naruto said, "I think those two together are scary! Even scarier than Gaara watching Mr. Fuzzy with Sasuke!"

"HEY! WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE I WATCH MR. FUZZY WITH SASUKE!?" Gaara yelled.

"Shino and Kiba were suppose to video tape Sasuke watching Mr. Fuzzy, and you were there too!" Naruto said.

"SHINO!?" Gaara yelled, "Look's like I'll have to pulverize his other arm!"

"We'll…Good luck with that!" Naruto said.

"Anyway…we must do what ever it takes to get those two apart!" Ino said.

"Can we do that tomorrow? I wanna talk with Sasuke!" Naruto said.

"Fine, meet ya here at 2:00 tomorrow! Bye!" Ino said rushing off, "tell Sasuke as we'll!"