January 21st No use
Disclaimer: I do not own most of the stuff, like Megas XLR.
"GOOD MORNING WORLD!" Kiba yelled as he got up from his bed, "We'll, I guess I'll have some break feast and meet up with my team!"
Kiba walked down the hallway. The stairs were right next to Kiba's parent's room and loud laughter could be heard. As Kiba came to the stairs, he saw that the door was opened. And Kiba's dad was on Kiba's mom.
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?" Kiba yelled in horror.
"WHAT!? Kiba! We thought you left!" Kiba's dad said.
"It's only 5:32! I don't leave until 5: 50!" Kiba shouted.
"Really?" was all his parents said.
"God…" Kiba mumbled as he continued down the stairs.
He ate his favorite cereal, 'Co-co flakes' and left to go meet his team.
"HEY! KIBA! WAIT UP!" Yelled a voice. Kiba turned around and saw Shino running up to him. Now his left hand was in a cast.
"What happened to your hand THIS time?" Kiba asked.
"Oh, I got pulverized by Gaara again." Shino answered.
"Why?"
"He figured out about that Mr. Fuzzy video."
Kiba started laughing.
"Are you okay?" Shino asked.
"Yeah! I just can't help but laugh at the fact that Gaara was watching Mr. Fuzzy…with SASUKE!" Kiba laughed/ howled.
Too bad they didn't know that Sasuke (poor Shino) was spy on them, along with Ino, Naruto, Neji (Feel bad for Shino), Lee, Gaara (Too bad for Shino), Kankuro (Strike Gaara Sasuke, and Neji, another too bad for Shino), and Temari (Shino is in bad luck).
"You watch Mr. Fuzzy?" Lee asked.
"NO!" Sasuke and Gaara yelled/whispered.
Sasuke wanted to hurt Shino and Kiba now. But, the two know he's there.
"Check this out! It's a video of Gaara playing with dolls!" Shino said.
"WOW! And they're BARBIE dolls!" Kiba said, "Where do you get these?"
"I hired someone to do this for me!" Shino said.
Gaara's mouth dropped.
"B-b-Barbie dolls?" Kankuro asked Gaara.
"Were those mines?" Temari asked angrily.
"Yes," Gaara said nervously.
"GAARA PLAYS WITH DOLLIES!" Lee yelled/whispered.
"SHUT UP!" Gaara said.
Shino and Kiba continued to their destination. When they arrived Kurenai was talking with Kakashi.
" Hey, Shino." Kiba said to the boy next to him.
"Hmm?" Shino replied.
"Do you still have that video of Kurenai and Kakashi?"
"Yep."
"LETS PUT IT ON THE WEB SITE!" Kiba yelled.
Kurenai came up to Shino and Kiba.
"Where is Hinata?" She asked.
Kiba and Shino looked at each other.
"I don't know." They said.
"SHINO!" Kurenai yelled.
"What?" Shino replied (more like asked.)
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEFT HAND!?" She yelled.
"Gaara pulverized it…again!" Shino said.
"That means you can't do the training until it heals…OH WELL! I'LL TOTURE KIBA INSTEAD!"
"And I'll video tape it!" Shino said as he took out his trusty video camera.
"You're kidding," Kiba said.
"Uh…NO!" Shino said as he took out some CDs and Videotapes.
"Does he do this all the time?" Kakashi asked.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Kiba yelled.
"I was here all the time! Quote, 'Kurenai was talking with Kakashi.' End quote." Kakashi said.
"Uh-huh. And yes. Shino video tapes some times." Kiba said.
" 'Some times'?" Kurenai asked.
"Fine, MOST of the time."
" 'MOST of the time'?"
"ALL of the time!" Kiba yelled.
"That sounds better," Shino said, "You do notice that Sasuke, Ino, Naruto, Neji, Lee, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari are spying on us."
"Yep," Kakashi said.
"Really? How do you know?" Kurenai said.
"Come look at my camera." Shino said.
Kurenai walked over to him and looked at the little screen. There was a mirror on the ground that reflected the view showing Sasuke and etc. hiding in the bushes.
"Come out, now." Kakashi said.
Sasuke, Ino, Naruto, Neji, Lee, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari came out of thee hiding place.
"H-h-h-h-hello, Kakashi-sensei, Kurenai-sensei, Shino…Kiba," Ino started.
"SHINO! I'M GOING TO PULVERIZE YOUR LEG WHEN YOU'RE DONE RUNNING AWAY FROM ME!" Gaara yelled.
"Isn't that what always happened? Me, run away until I run out of breath, then you pulverize a part of my body," Shino said.
"I know," Gaara said, "…run…and run fast…"
"Uh…"
"I'll give you an extra 10 seconds."
"Gaara, are you really going to pulverize my leg?"
"8…7…"
"Maybe my fingers are better…"
"5…4…3-."
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shino final ran off.
"Whoa…" Kankuro said.
"Great job Gaara!" Ino said.
"Great…job?" Gaara asked.
"YEAH! We got Shino away from Kiba!"
"Uh…" Kurenai and Kakashi pointed at the crying Shino with Kiba by his side.
"GAH! HE TRIPPED AND HURT HIS ARMS!" Ino screamed.
"GAARA! YOU MADE HIM RUN TO FAST!" Sasuke yelled.
"Sorry…I STILL WANT REVENGE!" Gaara yelled.
"How does he video tape, anyway?" Neji asked.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked.
"Both of his arms are broken/fractured. Yet he still video tapes…" Neji said.
"You have a point…" Sasuke said.
"Yeah! Sasuke is right! Right?" Ino said.
"Oh god!" Kankuro, Lee, Naruto, and Gaara groaned.
"INO-PIG!" Yelled a voice, "GET A WAY FROM SASUKE-KUN!"
"Huh? Forehead girl? What are you doing here?" Ino asked.
"Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke weren't at the training place so I decided to come here!" Sakura said.
"SAKURA-SAN! HOW ARE YOU?" Naruto and Lee asked.
"Why don't you ask me this stuff?" Temari asked Gaara and Kankuro.
"Wow! This isn't a great film, but it'll do!" Kiba said.
Sasuke, Ino, Sakura, Lee, Naruto, Temari, Kankuro, Gaara, and Neji turned around to see Shino video taping there every move.
"I take legs?" Gaara asked.
"Sure…" Sasuke said, "I'll take heads."
"There's no use in that!" Kiba said.
"Why?"
"Kurenai will get mad and she'll ask Kakashi to help her beat you guys up!" Kiba said.
"GOD D-MAT!" Sasuke yelled.
"D-mat?" Gaara asked.
"I'm not aloud to curse." Sasuke said.
"NEWS FLASH! You don't have any parents!" Naruto said.
"Well…I DON'T WANNA CURSE!"
"YOU CAN'T EVEN CUSE GOOD! I mean… 'D-mat'! What is inside that head of yours!"
"My brain…unlike you"
"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…that's cold," Kankuro said.
"It's not THAT cold!" Temari said.
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A FAN TO PROTECT ME!" Sasuke yelled.
"THAT'S EVEN COLDER!" Kankuro said, "Uh-oh…"
BONK!
Temari bonked Kankuro.
"Kankuro, Kuro, Kuro…" Naruto mumbled, "ANYWAY! 'God D-mat'!?"
"Okay that's kinda late…" Gaara said.
"So! Hey! Does Sasuke say F sharp when he wants to say Fu- Car passes by?"
"NO I DON'T!"
"Prove it!"
"FU-Fu- I CAN'T SAY IT!" Sasuke screamed.
"That's what I thought! Fu-truck passes byer!"
"This is great!" Kiba said.
Naruto turned around to see Shino and Kiba video taping them.
"HEY! COME GET A CLOSE UP!" Naruto called.
"YAY!" Kiba cheered as he and Shino came closer to video tape the humiliated Sasuke.
"Wanna see me say fuc-a buggy with loud music passes by to him…in a cruel way?" Gaara insisted.
"Sure! It'll be the best thing online!" Naruto said.
"MORE YAYS!" Kiba cheered.
"DON'T MAKE FUN OF SASUKE-KUN!" Sakura yelled.
"B-but! Sakura-chan! If you cheer him up after this, he might like you!" Naruto said.
"Okay!" Sakura and Ino said.
"1…2…3" Kiba counted.
"SASUKE! You are an insult to your entire clan! Do you know that you fuc-truck passes bying idiot? I bet I can beat up a fu-fan girls past bying bast-little boys with loud music pass by like you! And a fuc-police car with siren on passes by bitc-fire truck passes by that can't use the bathroom can probably beat the fuc-someone on fire runs by and is screaming out of you!" Gaara yelled.
"Wow…" Shino said.
"I still want revenge!"
"GOD FUC-a boy playing a video game on the Ninja 64 system with the sound on loud passes by THAT! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR…1…2…3…5 DAYS!" Shino yelled.
"You missed 4," Neji said.
"I know! Isn't that fuc-ice cream truck passes by obvious!?"
"Whoa…the bug kid is out of control," Temari said.
"See Sasuke! Even Shino cusses!" Naruto said.
"SHUT THE FU-Car passes by UP! Hey! Wasn't that the same car that passed earlier?" Shino said.
"Yeah and it says…UCHIHA 101!" Neji said.
"THAT'S ITACHI'S CAR! ATTACK!" Sasuke said.
"HE RAN OVER THUNDER! ATTACK!" Neji screamed.
Everyone sweat dropped at the fact that the two most serious guys were chasing a car around. Neji and Sasuke finally stopped.
"GOD HAMSTER DAM!" Neji yelled.
"Hamster dam?" Gaara asked.
"HAMSTER DAM!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND I THOUGHT THE BUNNY WAS FUNNY!" Naruto yelled.
"OH! Have you seen Fosters home for imaginary friends?" Lee asked.
"YEAH! The episode with the funny bunny!" Gaara said.
"FUNNY, BUNNY! FUNNY, BUNNY!" Lee, Gaara and Naruto chanted, "A HIP, A HOP! A HIP, HIP, HOP!"
Everyone else twitched.
"Shino, Kiba…" Ino said.
"Yeah?" They both answered.
"Please put that on the internet…" Ino said.
"COOL!" Kiba said.
"SURE!" Shino said.
"WHAT!?" Naruto, Gaara and Lee screamed.
"Oh well…" Lee said getting in a pose, "this is for the ladies!"
Ino got in the way.
"Don't get anything that isn't for your age!" Ino said.
"What are you? My mom?" Shino asked.
"NO! But I am your new baby-sitter...AGIAN!" Ino said, showing Shino a paper that said that she was his new baby-sitter.
"This has to be fake…"
"But, it's real!"
"Okay…so, everyone in my house hold is on a LONG-!"
"Really, really LONG!"
"Mission? And my dad asked YOU to baby-sit me...agian?"
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Because he can't trust the bug fromchapter 2 anymore!"
"…Crud…………………………………WHY!?"
Kankuro started laughing at Shino.
"Oh, well…at least I didn't video tape this part!" Shino said as he kicked Kankuro in dathe down stairsto make him shut up.
"I'll give you some rules now!" Ino said.
"Uhhh…Ino…if you were going to baby-sit him…why didn't you do this earlier?" Sasuke asked.
"I forgot, and when I heard the words, 'ladies' and 'mom', I remembered!" Ino explained.
"I still say that you're crazy," Shino said.
"THAT'S GOING TO COAST YOU 1 HOUR BEFORE YOUR REGULAR SLEEP TIME TO GO TO BED!" Ino yelled.
"Nothings wrong with that! I go to sleep at 12!" Shino said.
"Okay then…8:00!"
"Soooooooooooooooooo?"
"Well…I HAVE RULES!"
"Go on…say them…"
"Okay:
No sneak bug attacks
No sleepovers unless I'm there
No doing stuff that's not for your age
No going anywhere without telling me
No humiliating Sasuke or beating people up.
No web cameras or video cameras
AND ON TOP OF IT ALL!
NO HANGGING OUT WITH KIBA!"
"HEY! That's what my other last baby-sitters said, but they went insane after…1…2 minutes!" Shino said.
"Wow, you must be hard to control then!" Sasuke said.
"LETS HAVE A SLEEP OVER AT SASUKE'S HOUSE SO WE CAN HUMMILATE SHINO!" Sakura said.
"What!?" Shino said.
"Did I say humiliate Shino? I mean…just for fun!"
"That's what I THOUGHT you said."
That was close Ino thought.
12:00 in the after noon…
"Where are we going?" Shino asked Ino.
Ino didn't respond. She just kept walking.
All of a sudden, Kankuro jumped in front of them.
"HOW'S THE LITTLE KID? Do you need a pest controller?" He asked.
"Maybe…it's been more than2 minutes! How can anyone go insane?" Ino asked.
"Because…I'm following the rules this time!" Shino explained.
"Y-y-you weren't with the others…why me than?" Ino asked.
"Because…your actually pretty scary."
"GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR!"
"I REGRET! I REGRET!"
"That's what I thought!"
Shino stayed shut up to be on the safe side.
"You can stay…just in case he does get a little crazy," Ino told Kankuro, who WAS pretty scared of her.
The three went to the front of Shino's house.
"WOW! IT'S SO…HUGE!" Kankuro said as he went in.
"Don't you live in the Hokage place?" Ino asked.
"Oh-yeah...never mind!"
They all went to eat lunch.
"COOL! ATOMATIC COOKING SYSTEM!" Kankuro yelled, "WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS?"
"I made it," Shino said.
Ino and Kankuro's eyes widened.
"So…how does it work?" Ino asked.
"Just say what you want and it'll give it to you," Shino explained, "Like in one of the episodes in Megas XLR!"
"Really? Pizza with extra cheese!" Kankuro said.
The machine made a Pizza with extra cheese.
"COOL!" Kankuro said as he grabbed the pizza.
"Hmmmmm…Salad?" Ino asked the machine.
The machine made a salad and Shino ordered a cheeseburger.
"Okay, I'm done, I'm going to my room…see ya, gotta go, BYE!" Shino said as he scrambled up to his room.
"That was fast…" Kankuro said, "I'll make sure he won't do anything…bad."
Kankuro went up the stairs.
"Contact. All teams stand by: enemy contact, my position." Came a voice that sounded like Shikamaru's.
"Roger that," Said three voices one of them sounded like Shino's, Kiba's, and Sasuke.
Kankuro poked his head through Shino's door and saw that he was playing Ninja box 64, with a game called, 'The FALL of REACH (Halo, do not own); Rated E for Everyone'.
Rated E for everyone, YEAH RIGHT! Even though it says it is it still has to much blood! Kankuro thought as he sat next to Shino.
"Don't tell Ino I'm playing this online," Shino said.
"What am I getting out of this?" Kankuro asked.
"Uh…1 million dollars?" Shino tried.
"WORKS FOR ME! Can I play?" Kankuro asked.
"Hold up…Troops, teenager Kankuro wants to play. Should I let him?" Shino asked the other players from the COM (Computer Operating Microphone).
"Go ahead, Master Chief," Said Shikamaru's voice again.
"Sir!" Shino handed Kankuro a controller and microphone, "who do you want to play as?"
"Which characters are left?" Kankuro asked.
"…Lets see…Kiba is John, I'm Master Chief, Shikamaru is Captain Keyes, and Sasuke is Sam…You can be Kelly, Fred, Chief Mendez, Linda, and Cortana."
"Uh…Chief Mendez…"
"Good chose!"
"Why would I choose the others? There girls!"
"Uh…besides Fred."
"Well…HE SUCKS!"
Shino shrugged and the two started playing the game.
"I need help here!" Sasuke said from the COM.
"I'm coming," Shino responded as his character drove over to Sasuke on the GHOST. Shino started shooting plasma goo.
"WATCH IT!" Kiba yelled at Kankuro who had just shoot Kiba.
"Sorry…HEY! LOOK OUT!" Kankuro said.
"O MY GOD! I CAN'T WATCH!" Kiba said horrified as a giant alien ate up Kiba's character.
"HAHAHA!" Shino laughed.
"Master Chief, our goal is to keep all units alive, you should help him!" Sasuke said.
"Right," Shino said as 'Master Chief' drove the GHOST to the entrance Kankuro and Kiba were, "Don't touch," Shino added.
"Why?" Kankuro asked.
"Its in perfect form…don't ruin this!"
Master Chief walked into the doors and saw the alien that ate Kiba.
"Eat this!" Shino/Master Chief said as he threw a grenade into the Alien's mouth.
"That can kill Sam you know," Shikamaru said.
"No it won't. This is the new stock one." Shino corrected.
"Oh, the ones that won't hurt allies."
BOOM!
"I'M FREE! That took a while," Kiba/Sam said.
"Speak for your sel-."
"Uh…Shino…you should turn around…" Kankuro said.
"Huh?" Shino said as he looked at his door, "Uh…Hi Ino…god…this is going to be a long day…Sorry troops. I have to stop playing…"
"WAIT! Tell Ino I'm having a sleep over.And sheis invited." Sasuke said.
Shino turned off the game.
"What did I tell you?" Ino asked.
"Uh…Sasuke is having a sleepover and your invited!" Shino said, hoping that changing the subject would get her.
"YAY!" Ino cheered running out of Shino's room.
"You're a master at changing subjects…" Kankuro said.
"I know…"
That Night…
"Who wants to do Karaoke?" Sakura called out. Team 7,8,10,13 and the sand were at Sasuke's house. (the teachers were there too)
"I can't believe you did this!" Neji said to Sasuke.
"What do you mean? I can't believe I did this!" Sasuke yelled back.
"I got a better idea! We can spin this bottle and who ever it lands on has to sing to the song track we are on! Wheatear they like it or not!" Ino said.
"That's bad…" Shino said.
"OKAY! Lets spin it!" Sakura yelled.
And it landed oooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn! Wait! No! It's still spinning…………it's still spinning…STOP ALREADY! Hey it stopped and it landed on…
"NARUTO!?" Ino yelled.
"NO! I don't wanna sing, 'Around the world'!" Naruto screamed.
"Why does Sasuke even have this?" Tenten asked.
Everyone looked at Sasuke.
"What!? I didn't know it had that song!" Sasuke said.
"Okay then…Naruto can sing the next song…Loser Anthem…" Sakura said. Loser Anthem by Good Charlotte
"SURE!" Naruto said as Ino started the Karaoke,
" It's a new day
But it all feels old,
It's a good life,
That's what I'm told,
But everything, it all just feels the same...
And my high school
It felt more to me
Like a jail cell,
A penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see
That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever wanna,
I don't ever wanna be
You
Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You…
Don't wanna be you!!"
"Wow…" Kiba said.
"SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Ino said as she spun it. It landed on Lee.
"NNNNNNOOOOO! HE HAS TO SING 'SAKURA'! I WANTED IT TO BE SASUKE!" Sakura screamed. SAKURA by 175R
"YAY!" Lee said.
"Oh god, save me! Please!" Neji said.
"Here I go!
Pokapoka ni hareta haru no hi
Kimi to futari de itta kouen de
Watagashi wo tabenagara mita sakura no hana
Tanoshikatta toki wa sugi
Sore wa omoide tonari kokoro ni nokoru
Tsurai koto ya kurushii koto wo wasuresasetekureru
Namida nagasanu you hito ni satorarenu you
Ue wo miagereba mieru sa
Sakura ga saku goro bokura ga yuku goro
Sakura ga saku goro bokura mo yuku goro
no kokoro ni kimi no kokoro ni
Itsumo hana ga saitemasu you ni
Utatteiru yo negatteiru yo
Itsumo boku wa kono basho de kimi wo miteru yo
Sakura saku"
"That sucked." Sasuke said.
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!" Lee yelled.
"When it's my turn." Sasuke said. And guess what! The bottle landed on Sasuke!
"You have to sing… Predictable by Good Charlotte." Sakura said.
"Fine…
Something isn't right
I can feel it again feel it again
This isn't the first time
That you left me waiting
Sad excuses and false hopes high
I saw this coming still I don't know why
I let you in
I knew it all along
You're so predictable
I knew something would go wrong (something's always wrong)
So you don't have to call
Or say anything at all
So predictable (so predictable)
So take your empty words your broken promises
And all the time you stole cause I am done with this
I can give it away give it away
I'm doin everything I should've
And now I'm makin a change
I'm living the day
I'm giving back what you gave me
I don't need anything"
"YAY! SASUKE-KUN!" Screamed all the girls.
Sakura spun the bottle and it landed on…NEJI!
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Neji yelled, "At least Shino isn't video taping this!"
"But I am!" Kiba said holding up the video taper.
"And your singing…Oops I did it again!" Sakura said giving out a laugh.
Some people laughed as well.
"NOO WAY!!!!" Neji yelled as he threw the microphone away.
"But Neji, you have to!!" said Tenten. She made little puppy eyes at Neji.
"Grrrrrrr…..". Neji turned on the radio.
"I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent!"
Nearly everyone laughed. Naruto fell out of his seat and Kiba choked on his drink. Tenten's face turned red and Chouji was hacking out the chips he had just eaten.
"OH MY GOD!" Hinata yelled out.
"Grr…will you guys spin the bottle so I can get on with my life?" Neji asked.
"Sure!" Ino said as she spun the bottle…it landed on Shino. Every bursted into more laughter.
"What's so funny about me singing? I'm singing 'You're a god' by Vertical Horizon." Shino said.
Everyone stopped laughing.
"Lucky guy!" Neji yelled.
"Go on, start!" Asuma said.
"Fine…
I've got to be honest
I think you know
We're covered in lies and that's OK
There's somewhere beyond this I know
But I hope I can find the words to say
Never again no
No never again
'Cause you're a God
And I am not
And I just thought
That you would know
You're a God
And I am not
And I just thought
I'd let you go "
"Wow…Shino is good." Naruto said.
"Unlike you!" Sasuke said.
"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's cold!" Kankuro said.
"NO IT ISN'T!" Everyone yelled back.
"Okay kids! Time for bed!" Kurenai called out.
Everyone went to sleep. Still remembering Neji singing… 'Oops I did it again'.
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Thanks for the reviews from the last few chapters everyone! I got the fuc-Naruto runs past me yelling, 'FREE RAMEN DAY!' idea from my friend Udayan cause he kept saying, 'WHAT THE FUC-me: cough IS WRONG! I MEAN THIS FUC-Friends: ahem WAS HE THINKING!' or: 'MASTER CHIEF IS SSSOOOOOOOO FUC-Me: Uh…Udayan? COOLER THAN GAARA!' (Yes, I got the idea of Halo from him to) And I love this one: Friend, 'Halo sucks' Udayan, 'THATS WHY YOUR A MOTHER FUC-Everyone: uhhh...Udayan? BITCH!...What? Why are you looking at me like that? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! HOLY SHI-Someone: cough IT LOOKS EVIL! HHHHHHHHHEEELLLP!'