January 22nd
SNOW!
Darkshadow clone: Sorry if it took a while for me to put some chapters up, I keep losing contact with the Internet so I might not update sometimes.
After the night of Sasuke's party…
"HEY! IT'S SNOWING!" Naruto screamed as he pointed at the window.
"SNOW!?" Everyone yelled, getting out of there sleeping bags.
"Let's go PLAY!" Kiba yelled as he ran for the door.
"…………………………" Shino didn't bother to say any thing as he watched his teacher go up to Kiba, "Uh…guys…you should close your ears…"
"Why-!?" Everyone started put then…
CRASH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
BONK
STOMP
"NO PLAYING IN THE SNOW INTILL AFTER BREAK FEST!" Kurenai screamed.
"…Did she…uh…beat up Kiba?" Sakura asked.
"If you don't wanna get killed by a house woman, say 'I' and eat break fest…" Kakashi said.
"…………I!" Everyone but Gai yelled.
"Who's scared of her? Kakashi the coward! I'm going to march right out side and not get beaten up by a girl!" Gai said.
"We'll…god luck with that!" Lee said.
"LEE! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! HAS KAKASHI BRAIN WASHED YOU!? MY POOR DEAR LEE MUST BE SCARED OF THIS EVIL THING! FIGHT IT! AND COME WITH ME!" Gai yelled.
"What did you say!?" Kurenai yelled.
"Me?" Gai answered.
"Before that."
"With."
"Uh…8 words after it."
"Thing?"
"Yeah, and the word after thing."
"Uh…evil?"
"Yep and one word after Lee talked."
"…oh…um…I meant woman…yeah…not gir-! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Gai screamed.
Everyone watched terrorized as Kurenai beated up Gai.
"…………………Soooooooooooo, who wants pancakes?" Sasuke asked.
"…I DO!" Everyone yelled.
" 'I do'? Who ya getting married too?" Sasuke asked.
"YOU MY SASUKE!" the girls, minus Kurenai due to the beating up of Gai.
While Sasuke and the girls made break fest, the boys sat there…besides Shino and Kiba, they were interviewing with Gai.
"So? How does it feel, getting dumped, beaten, trashed, slaved, and tortured by our teacher?" Kiba asked.
"Heh, I was going easy on the little girl!" Gai said.
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
"LITTLE GIRL!?" Kurenai screamed.
CRASH!
BONK!
VOM!
BONK!
CRACK!
"HELP ME!" Gai screamed.
Kiba stood there, to terrified to move, while Shino just video taped happily.
"…uh…sorry, but the person we were just interviewing has just got beaten up by a mad ninja woman…so that concludes this story!" Kiba said.
After break fest, they went out side to play in da snow. The girls made snow mans and snow angles, but Sasuke pulverized the snowmen because he was jealous. The boys had a snowball fight and it was really kinda…I don't know! Let me think…
"Hey Shino!" Kiba said.
"What?" Shino asked.
"Do you know what tomorrow is?"
"January 23rd…my birthday."
"WHO TOLD YOU!? Wait a minute, your suppose to kno-ACK!" Kiba screamed when a snowball from Naruto hit him. Everything was perfect…until Kiba took out a water gun with cold water…and you should know perfectly that cold water snow FREAK'IN COLD!
Soon, Naruto was frozen ice cream.
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With Jiraiya…
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"IT'S SNOWING!" Jiraiya screamed.
He ran to Kakashi house, opened the door, searched for him and knocked on the bathroom door.
"KAKASHI! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BATH HOUSES AND LOOK AT GIRLS!?" Jiraiya asked.
"Not now, I'm using the bathroom!" Kakashi responded.
Jiraiya left the house and went to Orchimaru's place. And he was in da bathroom too.
"HEY! ORCHIMARU! CAN I BEAT YOU UP!?" Jiraiya asked.
"Not now! I'm in the bathroom!" Orchimaru said.
Jiraiya went over to the Ramen place.
"Can I have some Ramen?" Jiraiya asked.
"SORRY! WE ARE IN THE BATHROOM!" They all called back.
So, Jiraiya went to Goku's- WAIT A MINUTE! GOKU? WHO PUT THIS PART!? Wait, I did…anyway, Jiraiya went to the bathhouses and you know what? There was a sign there that said, "Sorry but, we hot, nice, beautiful girls are in the bathroom."
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!" Jiraiya screamed.
Jiraiya went to the Hokage place to talk with the 5th. Before he knocked on the door he said, "Hey, 5th, are you using the bathroom?"
"No" the 5th said.
"GREAT!" Jiraiya yelled, barging into the bathroom, "……….oh, how…nice…"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YOU PERVERT!" The 5th yelled. She was taking a shower and the currants were not there.
2 hour later…
"The pain!" Jiraiya whimpered.
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Naruto and gang…
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"PARTY AT SHINO'S TOMORROW!" Kiba yelled.
"Kiba, I'm not supposed to have parties!" Shino said.
"Don't worry! You can!" Ino said.
End of day, read the 23rd! When it comes out that is…