January 23rd

Shino's birthday

Ring… R-R-R-R-RING!

That was da phone. Shino angrily picked up the phone and said, "hello?"

"HI SHINO! It's ME! KIBA!" Kiba said, "Do you know what today is?"

Shino hanged the phone up. Kiba had called him every ten minutes, just to say, "Do you know what today is? IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" And the worst part was, it was 1:00 in the morning. Kiba had started calling at 12:01.

R-R-R-RING! The phone went again. Shino pressed the answering machine button and went a window. To bad Ino was sleeping…WITH EAR MUFFS!

Shino signed, "We'll…since I'm up, and know one is awake to tell me to stop playing video games, I'll guess I'll do that." And that was exactly what he did. Not until 5'o clock when the whole video game thing got boring. So, Shino decided to TRY and sleep.

When he reached his bedroom, the doorbell rung! Now, how is he supposed to sleep through this? He knew it was Kiba so; he had no chose but, to answer the door.

Shino opened the door.

"HI SHINO!" Kiba yelled, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODA?"

Shino kicked Kiba before he could say anything else.

"Owwwww…" Kiba mumbled.

"STOP ASKING ME WHAT TODAY IS! I ALREADY KNOW! IT'S MY FUC-Car passes by BIRTHDAY! I'M NOT FUC-Truck passes by STUPID LIKE YOUR FUC-Buggy passes by SELF!" Shino yelled, his face turning red from the yelling.

"…Do you know what today is?" Kiba asked again.

"ARGH!"

"…Do you know what today is?" Kiba repeated.

"DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT I JUST YELLED?" Shino yelled even more angrily.

"Sorry, I have short term memories." Kiba said, "…Do you know what today is?"

"………Something's wrong with you," Shino said as he picked up some snow and made it a snowball.

"What are you doing?" Kiba asked sacredly.

"Stay still, this'll only hurt for a second!" Shino said.

"………………………………………….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kiba screamed.

The time the party started…

Everyone was there; they were having a great time! The boys, besides Kiba, Shino, Kakashi, and Gai, where playing video games. The girls where talking about boys.

"HEY SHINO!" Kiba said, "Do you…uhh, never mind…"

Kiba had caught Shino's glare, so he freaked out.

"LET'S WATCH A MOVIE!" Ino called out.

"What are we gonna watch?" Sasuke asked.

"I KNOW! Let's watch my non-violence, copy of 'When Teletubbies invade the world!'" Neji said.

"…Let's watch it." Shino said.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" Ino screamed.

"I said, let's watch it."

"Why do you want to watch that Teletub- whatever they were called?"

"I don't mean THAT movie, I meant the movie, 'IT'" Shino explained.

"Huh?" Sasuke asked.

"You know, the movie with the killer Clown and those people who go crazy?" Shino said.

"T-t-t-that movie?" Sasuke asked afraid, "That's the movie that makes people scared of clowns!"

"Your not afraid…are you?" Shino asked in a creepy voice.

"M-m-m-m-maybe, w-w-w-w-w-we s-s-s-s-s-shouldn't w-w-w-watch a-a-a PG-13 m-m-m-movie," Sakura shuddered, "I mean, where only 12, and the our teachers are play cards in the kitchen…"

"Hey, I'm 13, that means you CAN watch a PG-13 movie, as long as I'm here." Shino answered.

"N-n-n-n-no way man!" Sasuke said.

"HAHA! SASUKE! IS SCARED! I'M BETTER THAN HIM! NO WAY I'M SCARED!" Naruto said.

"Okay then, whoever doesn't want to watch, 'IT' go to the room across the hall and watch the Tele- whatever thing with Neji." Shino said.

Ino, Sakura, Neji, Kiba, Lee, Hinata, and Chouji left the room.

"I'm 13 too, I'll stay and watch." Tenten said.

"Sasuke? I thought you were scared!" Naruto said.

"Errr…no I wasn't?" Sasuke tried. He was holding the sacredness in.

"That works for me!" Naruto said.

"Okay you 4! Prepare yourselves for one of the MOST scariest movie you've EVER saw!" Shino said as he put the movie in the DVD player, "Now, enjoy this scary moment! MUWHAHAHAH!"

"JUST GET ON WITH IT!" Tenten yelled.

"Fine," Shino grumped as he went back to his seat.

-

30 minutes later

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"Huh? This is the same clown that was in the other pictures!" A character in the movie said.

"And here he is again!" Another one said.

A heavy wind past by. The pictures get scattered and a picture lands in one of the character's hand. The characters look at the picture as it came to life. A clown was doing cartwheels. Then he stopped. He looked at the characters and came in the front of the picture.

"You lot! I'll kill you all! One by one! Limp to limp! You'll see! I'll kill you!" The clown said, it's arm coming out of the picture. A boy character threw the picture to the ground and stepped on it. Smashing it to pieces.

"No," he said, "He's the one who killed Billy. No, I didn't see this! I never will!"

"But, you DID see it, we all did," a girl said.

The boy went away from them.

"You bast-Tenten starts crying! You killed my brother! COME OUT! I'M NOT AFARID OF YOU!" The boy starts yelling.

-

At the end of all the movies…

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Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru were terrified.

"I think I'm scared of Clowns now…" Sasuke said.

"You guys don't know scary." Shino said.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I… I'M NOT SCARED!" Naruto said.

"Boo," Someone said the lights went out at the same time the person spoke.

"…………….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT CAME! IT'S GOING TO KILL US!" Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru screamed.

"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" The person laughed. It was compared to the Clown's laugh so yeah, Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru freaked out.

"OH NO! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!" Sasuke screamed.

"What's going on in here?" Kakashi's voice sounded as the lights came on. Next to Kakashi was Shino; laughing his head off from the joke he had pulled.

"YOU!" Tenten, Sasuke, Naruto, and Shikamaru yelled.

"Me?" Shino asked, "Sorry about that, I couldn't resist."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Someone screamed, "IT GOT ME!"

"OMG! What, it might be Shino!" Shikamaru said.

"But, I'm right here." Shino said.

The five, and Kakashi, went to where the yelling was heard. It was in the other room, where Neji and the other's where. Kiba was lying down and there was a Teletubbies dolly on him.

"Oh, please," Shino, signed.

Everyone went back to the living room; where they are going to sleep.

"Let's play truth or dare." Hinata said.

"No, we play that all the time!" Ino said.

"Ghost stories?" Shino suggested.

"Oh, I have one!" Kurenai said.

"No," Team 8 said.

"Why not? It might be good." Tenten said.

"But…

Flash back

Team eight was having a camping trip…

"How about a scary story?" Kurenai said.

"Sure," Kiba said.

"Okay then, it's called, 'When kids don't do their 'HOMEWORK!' MUWHAHAHAHAHA!" Kurenai said. Kiba and Hinata shivered, "and it's REAL!"

"Go on," Shino said.

"When Kids don't do their Homework, The teacher will bring you to ASC! Then, they give you ONE-MONTH OFDETENTION!" Kiba shivered. "And then, they get sent to Hell, and they make you do 100 words to define, WITH NO DICTIONARY…OR INTERNET!" Shino shivered this time, a world with no Internet. Who'd live? "And the worst thing that'll happen is, they call your parents and you get ONE-YEAR OF MYTH STORY TELLING!"

"What a minute, story telling? Who's reading?" Shino asked.

"The person who didn't do there Homework has to read…non-stop, and NO WATER BREAKS! MUWHAHAHAH!"

"You're just trying to scare us!" Shino said.

"How do you know?" Kurenai.

"Because, I don't do my homework, we'll that was just once but that never happened!"

"Yeah! I NEVER do my homework!" Kiba said.

"We'll…SCREW YOU!" Kurenai said, "You're missing the whole point!"

End flash back

"It's not going to be like that this time!" Kurenai said.

"Yes it will!" Shino and Kiba said quickly.

"No it won't!"

"Yes it will!"

2 hours later…

"YES IT WILL!"

"NO IT WON'T!
"YES-IT-WILLLLLLL!"

"NO IT WOOOOOOOOON'T!"

"YES I!"

"IF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO KEEP COMPLAINING THEN LETS JUST GO TOP SLEEP!" Kakashi yelled.

"Hey, it was getting funny…OMG! IT'S 12'O CLOCK! Let's go to sleep…" Naruto said.

"FINE!" Kurenai, Shino and Kiba said.