January 24th

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Ok, we won't give this opening a cheesy start, so…we'll go over to Sasuke's house!

Sasuke woke up and got out of bed with nothing on but his under-wear. So, he walks down to the laundry room, slouching on the way down, and pushed the "start" button to the washer. Then he opened up the dryer, pulled out his shirt, and put it on. He reached into the dryer and pulled out a pair of pants.

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"HOLY CRAP! ALL my pants are PINK!" Sasuke screamed. He dug into the dryer to find anything red, and he did. It was a pair of red panties.

"Panties? What are these doing here? No girls live here!" Sasuke exclaimed as he stared at the panties.

Flash back

Sasuke sneaks into a window of a house and comes out with a pair of panties

end flash back

"Oh yeah!" Sasuke said, "But now all my pants are PINK! I can't go on like this…they'll LAUGH at me! They'll all LAUGH at me! I'll be the laughing stalk of Konoha, 'Sauce -Kay Pinky-pants'! Even Naruto will point and laugh at me! But these pants make me look cute!"

So Sasuke was forced to wear pink pants to the team meeting… unless he wanted to go un- panted.

"Hellooooo Sasuke-kuuunn!" Sakura squealed as she skipped over to Sasuke.

"What's with the pink pants?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke just glared at Naruto, in a scary way. So Naruto figured it was a sign and just turned away.

"It's ok, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said, "Lots of boys these days are becoming retro- sexual! And the girls love it!"

Then Sasuke glared at Sakura, in a more scary way, so Sakura backed away towards Naruto.

"Ok kids!" Kakashi said, closing the lid to his fancy cell phone, "I just bought the local McDonalds!"

"Who would have figured…" Naruto said.

"And I'm forcing Naruto and Sasuke to work there OR ELSE!" Kakashi said.

"WHAT?" Naruto and Sasuke said together.

"Why us?" Naruto asked.

"Dunno, I don't trust you, but I can't trust anyone else in this darn village!" Kakashi explained, "But hey, you get to wear these cute aprons!" Kakashi handed them green aprons that had a yellow M on it like the ones they wear at McDonalds.

So…like always, Sasuke and Naruto were forced to work at McDonalds or else Kakashi would destroy all their possessions by any means necessary.

When Naruto and Sasuke walked into McDonalds, they found Neji at the cashier with the same McDonalds apron Sasuke and Naruto were wearing.

"Wha? Kakashi forced you to work here to?" Naruto asked Neji.

"No, Gai told me to because Kakashi told him to," Neji explained, "All the other guys are working here too." Neji pointed to the kitchen and they saw Lee working at the grill, Kiba working at the deep-fry, Shikamaru sleeping at the drive-thru counter, Shino working at the Ice-cream place and Chouji cluelessly staring at the computer screen that listed the orders.

An old lady with a little girl walked up to the cashier and stared at the menu.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" Neji happily asked the lady.

"I'll just have a salad and a chicken nugget happy meal for my grand daughter," the old lady kindly said.

"Is that for here or to go?" Neji asked pushing a few buttons on the cashier.

"Here!" the little girl said.

"Ok, that'll be 2.85," Neji said. The old lady handed Neji 3 dollars and Neji pushed a button to the cashier that made that big box of money pop out. Neji inserted the money and handed the lady the change.

Kiba came over with a tray that had a bag that said "Happy Meal" on it and a container with salad in it.

"Here's your meal, have a nice day!" Kiba said, handing the lady her tray. The lady and the little girl walked away.

"I think I'm gonna hate this job," Sasuke said after seeing what it was like.

"Don't worry! I'll make you the manager!" Kakashi said.

"YAY!" Sasuke cheered.

"ACK! When'd you get here, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto asked, "What do I get to be?"

"Uhhh… the other cashier?" Kakashi suggested.

"YAY!" Naruto said, rushing to the casher next to Neji.

"Neji, you're gonna have to train Naruto and teach him how to use that thing and stuff," Kakashi told Neji.

"WHAT?" Neji screamed.

"Yay! My own personal teacher who's the same age as me…TEACHER!" Naruto said. Neji backed away.

"Yo, Shikamaru, someone's at the drive through," Kiba said, throwing a French fry at Shikamaru's face.

"Huh? Wha?" Shikamaru said as he woke up. He looked at a TV screen and saw a car there.

"Oh! Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?" Shikamaru asked.

Chouji blankly stared at a computer screen. Then the word "hamburger" appeared on the screen. Chouji didn't know what to do. He just stood there. Then the word "Mlkshk-vnl" appeared under the word "hamburger".

"Chouji, you idiot, you're supposed to tell us what the screen says!" Shino said, as he looked at the screen and then rushed to the milkshake machine.

"Ohhhh" Chouji blankly said.

"Here, give this to Shikamaru," Kiba said handing Chouji a bag with a big M on it, "He's right over there!"

"Ok," Chouji said as he walked towards Shikamaru.

Then Lee came by.

"Hey, Chouji, give this to Naruto, he's at the front counter," Lee said, giving Chouji another bag.

"Ok," Chouji said, walking towards Naruto.

Then Kiba came by.

"Chouji, what are you doing? I told you to give that bag to Shikamaru!" Kiba said.

"Ok," Chouji said as he walked towards Shikamaru.

Then Shino walked by.

"Hey, Chouji, give this to Neji," Shino said, handing Chouji a bag.

"Ok," Chouji said. He walked towards Neji and was about to give him a bag, but all the bags looked exactly the same. They were all the same brown bag that had a big yellow M on it. Chouji didn't know which one to give Neji… so he just handed Neji a random bag, then ran towards Shikamaru and gave him a random bag and did the same thing with Naruto.

"Phew, glad I got that over with," Chouji said, "Wait a minute, what if the customer gets the wrong bag? Oh my gosh, Kakashi is gonna get mad at me! And so is everyone else!

So what did Chouji do? He mindlessly took all the bags from Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru before they handed it to the customer and threw them out the window before anyone could figure out.

"Phew," Chouji said, "Now no one will get mad at me!"

"Chouji, did you give the bag to Shikamaru?" Kiba asked Chouji.

"Uhh…yeah!" Chouji said.

"Great because if you mindlessly threw them out the window, I'd get so mad at you that I'd grill you in the deep fry! Literally! Good thing you didn't!"

Chouji just stood there with a terrified look on his face as Kiba walked by.

"Yeah, and I'd burn you in the burn you in the grill! Literally!" Lee said as he happily passed by.

"And I'd drown you in all the ice cream and make you freeze to death!" Shino said, "… Literally!"

Ok, now Chouji was freaked out. He made that look on his face.

"Hey, Chouji, give me that bag, the customer is getting angry!" Naruto said.

"Don't worry Naruto, Chouji already gave you the bag!" Lee said.

"Oh, really?" Naruto said, then he turned to the customer, "You've already received your bag, you can go enjoy your meal!"

"What meal? I didn't get a bag!" The customer said.

"Chouji, the customer said he doesn't have the bag!" Naruto said.

"Uhhh…it's invisible!" Chouji said.

"How can it be invisible!" the customer asked.

"With magic" Chouji said.

"Cool, I'll go eat my invisible sandwich!" the customer said.

"Great!"

"No, really, give me my food."

"uhhh! Uhhhh!"

"Chouji, what did you do with the bag?" Naruto asked Chouji.

"Yeah, you had to have done something to it," Kiba said. Everyone started staring at Chouji. They all had mean faces, REALLY mean faces that scared the heck out of him.

"STOP PRESURING ME!" Chouji cried as he ran out the window to get the bags. But they weren't there!

"Omigosh, where'd they go!" Chouji panicked. He dug through the bushes and couldn't find anything.

Then the janitor passed by.

"Oh no! The janitor took the bags!" Chouji cried, "Now Kiba is gonna deep fry me, Lee is gonna grill me, and Shino is gonna drown me in ice cream and make me freeze to death! …LITERALLY!"

Chouji ran over to the janitor and started strangling him.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BAGS!" Chouji asked.

"Ack! Stoop-choking-me!" the Janitor said.

"Oh." Chouji released the janitor and he gasped for breath.

"What did you do to the bags?" Chouji asked again.

"What bags?" the janitor asked, "We see lots of bags around here!"

"The McDonalds bags!" Chouji said, "I threw them out here!"

"I don't know, look in the dumpster!"

Chouji ran to the dumpster and opened up the lid. What did he find? A bunch of brown bags that had a big yellow M on it.

"ARGH!" Chouji screamed.

Then he thought: Yes! I can just give Naruto, Shikamaru and Neji a random bag and they won't be able to tell!

So Chouji grabbed 3 bags and ran to Shikamaru.

"Here's the bag!" Chouji said, handing Shikamaru a bag.

"Who's this for?" Shikamaru asked.

"The customer!" Chouji said.

"Oh, he already has his bag. See, somehow, this bag flew out of a window and hit the customer upside the head. There were 3 bags, so I gave one bag to the customer and the other two bags to Naruto and Neji's customers! So everything is ok!

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"ARGH!" Chouji yelled, "This is just like chapter 9!"

"Only without Halo," Shikamaru said, "Why have you betrayed us, Halo?"

"But this time, the chapter's still going so there'll be a lot going on," Kiba said.

"Like what?" Chouji asked.

"AHHH! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE GOT ON FIRE!" Shino scream as he ran around.

"How can an Ice Cream machine catch on fire?" Lee asked.

"Well, you see, a machine is run by a bunch of wheels built inside of him and if they run to fast, then the friction that it makes from spinning around can cause a fire," Shikamaru said.

"Why didn't they consider that when they built it?" Kiba asked

"I dunno," Shikamaru asked.

"HELLP ME!" Lee said as his arm caught on fire.

"Just use the fire exhauster!" Naruto said. Then the fire exhauster caught on fire.

"How can the fire exhauster catch on fire, it's on the other side of where the fire is!" Kiba asked.

"It's a cruel world," Neji said.

"Don't worry, we can use the fire blanket!" Naruto said, pointing at the fire blanket. And who would have guessed, it also caught on fire.

"What? It's fire proof!" Shikamaru said.

"Nothing makes sense any more!" Kiba cried.

"Dudes, Lee died!" Naruto said, pointing at Lee who was laying on the ground… burning.

"Noo!" Neji said, "If one person dies, then there's a possible chance someone else could die…And it could be…ME!"

"Omigosh! Shino died too!" Kiba cried.

"He was too close to the ice cream machine!" Shikamaru cried.

"The whole place is on fire!" Chouji cried.

"Wait, there's a telephone!" Shikamaru said, pointing at a phone.

"Who y'gonna call?" Kiba asked.

"Ghostbusters!" Shikamaru said, jumping in the air. But when he jumped in the air, the floor he was standing on caught on fire, so when he landed, he landed in fire and died.

"SHIKAMARU!" Naruto cried.

"Now the telephone caught on fire!" Kiba cried.

"Who's still alive?" Naruto asked.

"Uhhh…you and me," Kiba said.

"Wha? What about Chouji?" Naruto asked.

"Flushed himself down the toilet."

"Neji?"

"Got stuck in a corner and the fire closed up on him."

"Sasuke?"

"Used fire to put out the fire and unfortunately he hit himself"

"Kakashi?"

"uhh…he wasn't here… wait…he's right there…burning."

"The janitor?"

"Hid in the oven while it was on, tisk tisk."

"What are we gonna do!" Naruto cried.

"Run?" Kiba suggested .

"Ok," Naruto said. So they ran.

Unfortunatly… they ran through the fire and died. But don't worry. This is a fanfiction and we can bring them back to life if we feel like it. We just put this part in because we thought it'd be funny. So when you come back to check out this fanfiction, they'll all still be alive. Do NOT think they died.

Ok, hope you liked this chapter! This whole chapter was written by thebluekirby64, not darkshadowclone, da-bloo-kirbie-sixtee-for. Hope y'all liked it!