January 25

Ok, Mcdonalds 2 by thebluekirby! Yes, darkshadowclone's sister! And I'll be updating for a while because darkshadowclone keeps forgetting to cuz she's playing kingdom hearts -;;;.

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Sasuke woke up once the sun rays touched his face which made him open his eyes.

"Yes! Another great day of work!" Sasuke said as he got out of bed towards his closet. He put on a white suit and a green jacket over it. He reached for his red and black-checkered tie and tied it on. Sasuke walked towards his side table and took one of those name pins that said:

Uchiha Saske

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Manager

Sasuke proudly pined it on his jacket and happily walked out his door.

"Hello Manager!" Said a voice. Sasuke looked over and saw Naruto.

"Hello low lifer who doesn't have what it takes to become manager," Sasuke said, "You going to work?"

"I sure am," Naruto said, "want to go together?"

"Sorry, I don't walk to work with low lifers" Sasuke said as he went to his cool limo. He ordered the driver to take him to McDonalds, which was right across the street.

"Hello Sasuke," Neji said as Sasuke walked into the restaurant. Once Naruto entered, Sasuke ordered a group meeting.

"Ok guys," Sasuke started, "for the past day we've only gotten a total of 8 customers. That's not good enough. We need to go advertisements, but we need ideas!"

"Why don't we do one of those Ronald McDonald commercials?" Lee suggested.

"Yes, that's perfect!" Sasuke said as he wrote "Ronald McDonald" on the white board.

"Ok, but we'll need someone to be Ronald…" Naruto thought.

"How about Shino!" Kiba said, pointing at Shino.

"WHAT!" Shino screamed.

"He already has the Afro done, al we have to do is dye it red!" Shikamaru said, taking out a few hair dyes.

"And paint his face!" Lee said, talking out some face paints.

Then Shino rolled over to the Ice Cream Machine and took out a tube that said "Chocolate" on it.

"Stay back, I'm not afraid to shoot!" Shino said, pointing the tube at everyone.

Everyone slowly approached Shino as he backed away.

"Don't worry Shino, we won't hurt you," Shikamaru said, slowly approaching.

Shino slowly put down the tube, beginning to trust everyone.

"ATTACK!" Naruto yelled. And just like that, everyone jumped on Shino and started putting on the make up and costume on Shino.

"AHHH! Not the hair…NOT THE HAIR!" Shino screamed as Shikamaru sprayed red all over his hair.

"Come on, someone go for the glasses!" Naruto yelled.

"No!" Shino cried, "my bugs…ATTACK!"

…

None of the bugs did what Shino said.

"Sorry Shino, but this is rich!" one of the bugs said, recording the whole thing.

Two minutes later, Shino was dressed up as Ronald Mcdonald, with sunglasses on.

"Ok, Naruto wrote up a script for you," Sasuke said, holding up a piece of paper.

"We're going to need a little girl though," Naruto said.

"How about Neji?" Kiba suggested.

"WHAT?" Neji screamed.

"Yeah, just add a little dress and he'll be fine!" Shikamaru said.

"Why can't we just have a little boy, like Chouji?" Neji suggested.

"But this commercial is for Barbie dolls," Sasuke said.

"Why don't we just get a real girl, like Sakura or Ino?" Neji asked.

"Because they're really ugly girls," Naruto said.

"Wait! Are you saying- aww man!"

"All we need is a doggie," Naruto cheered.

"Akamaru!" Kiba said.

"No, we need dogs that don't belong to Kiba," Shino said.

"Why not?" Kiba cried.

Flashback—

Kiba: "Akamaru, meet Shino!"

Shino: "Hi, Akamaru!"

Akamaru: "Bark! Bark!"

Kiba: Oh, did I mention that Akamaru attacks people who carry bugs?"

Shino: "…"

-End Flashback.

"But Akamaru is the only dog we got," Sasuke said, "Unless we get Pakkun, but he hates Shikamaru, so…To the studio!"

At the studio

The studio looked like any other studio. The room they were filming was a pink room with a pink bed with Barbie dolls all over the floor. Neji was dressed in a blue (revealing) shirt with jean skirts. Shino was dressed as Ronald McDonald and Akamaru had a pink bow on his head.

Shikamaru and Kiba were doing the cameras, Naruto and Lee were at the lights, Chouji was doing the sound and Sasuke was the director.

"Ok, everyone to your places!" Sasuke said. Neji walked over the set and sat on the bed.

"Rolling in 3…2…" Shikamaru began, "ONE!"

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Neji looked really bored until Shino (Ronald) Busted into the door.

Shino: with a boring toneHi little girl! You look really tired. Do you want a looks at script Toy?

Neji: looks at script Sure I do, Ronald. What do you have for me?

Shino: takes out Barbie doll This!

Neji: Wow. It looks really…fun. I think I'll ….WHAT? I'm so not saying this!

Sasuke: Come one Neji.

Neji: sigh Love it and care for it for ever and ever and ever.

Shino: That's the spirit. Here, have a dog hands Akamaru to Neji

Neji: Wow. A dog. I'm gonna… ACKKK! I'm not saying this either!

Naruto: Don't worry, no one will realize you're Neji anyways!

Neji: sigh Kiss it all the time struggles to kiss Akamaru

Kiba: AHHH! Nooooo! Akamaru has become gay! cries

"And stop!" Sasuke said, "That was excellent! I'll get Shikamaru to edit all the bad scenes and we'll get this on air by the end of today!"

"That was dreadful," Neji cried.

"Don't worry, I'll point out to everyone that you're the little girl on the commercial!" Lee said, running out the door towards Tenten's house with the video tape.

"This chapter is lame," Shikamaru said, walking back towards the drive thru window.

"It's not over yet!" Naruto said.

"We haven't sang our ending Mcdonalds song!" Sasuke said.

Everyone joined hands and started singing (sung to any melody you'd like):

"Mcdonalds is good!

And we love it!

Because it's good!

That's why we love it!

And their cheeseburgers are cheep!

And so are their chicken nuggets!

And we're lovin it!"

End

I tried to make that chapter as funny as I could possibly can, I just wasn't in the funny mood, I guess. So…yeah, hope you like it. And we'll try to catch up with the dates.

-thebluekirby64 :)