KyuubiXSasuke is ultimately my favorite pairing. I love it even more that Uchihacest, if that's even possible. I couldn't help putting in some of it, so I'm sorry XD So so sorry. But I am the greatest and only KyuuSasu fangirl out there ego ego ego lol.

This is...I dunno. I just like Kyuubi a lot. XD Sorry if you don't absolutely adore this pairing like I do, but atleast know where this is coming from.

Hahahahahahaha. Kyuubi is my best friend -pets Kyuubi, but has her hand chewed off- Ow T.T

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It was one thing to wake up alone and then to go outside to be punched square in the chest by your most precious person, but it was another to wake up to big piercingly red eyes watching your every move.

He let out a loud shout of extreme surprise before scrambling about in the silky sheets before landing with a thud on the hard wood. I laughed at him loudly as I leaned over the bed, using Naruto's uninjured arm to pull myself over to watch him some more.

Such an interesting creature, the mate was.

"...Naruto?" he questioned me, and I raised my eyebrows to him.

"...Do I look like Naruto?" I asked him, and he grew confused.

"...Yes," he answered timidly. I grinned, and he observed my fangs.

"...No, I'm not Naruto."

It took him a few moments, but when it dawned on him, he let out a gasp.

"...Kyuubi..." he hissed out. I laughed as I rolled over onto my back and watched the Sasuke that was currently on the ceiling of my vision.

"Correct, little mate. Why the anger, neh?" I felt like laughing even louder when I saw his brows furrow and his eyes turn almost as red as my own.

"What have you done with Naruto?"

"He's sleeping, little Uchiha. Don't lose your ever so famous cool."

"You leave his body alone," he commanded as if I was his dog. I blinked my red eyes.

...Commanding the lord of all demons?

I wanted to wring that little bitch's neck.

"This is my body, brat. You can be as possessive as you want when the bitch is claiming it, but not while I'm around, clear?" I growled. He seemed to tighten up as I rolled over the soft mattress to look him straight in his little bloody eyes.

You have no idea what I could do to you, whore.

"...That's Naruto's body," he corrected me, "and you're just borrowing it because you don't seem to have one anymore."

I pounced before he could even think about running, and we landed on the floor with a loud thump, straddling his hips and having my clawed hand around his little pale neck. And as I grinned, I could feel his gulp of nervousness go down his throat.

This would be fun.

I squeezed lightly, and he grunted as his airway was narrowed considerably. Baring my fangs, I laughed in his face, and literally since our noses were touching at this point.

"You really thought you could keep me asleep all this time? Did you ever think that, just maybe, I would escape from my little cage? That you'd never have to meet me? Apparently so, because you're trembling like a rabbit, little Uchiha!"

I breathed into his neck, and his trembling worsened.

"...I think rabbits are delicious..."

At that point, he started kicking and throwing himself at me like there was no tomorrow, but unfortunately for myself, there would be. Naruto would kill himself, thus killing me, if I did anything to this boy.

Damn. And I was hoping to have some fun.

I looked down at his left shoulder, inspecting the tattoo branded into the juncture between his neck and his torso. I glanced over at him, and his scared eyes met mine. I smiled, and he choked.

"What is this, hm? Had a little run in with a snake?"

He attempted to bite my hand, but I pulled it away to place it on his forehead, pushing his head to the side so I could see the seal better.

"Now, now, Uchiha. You know better than to piss off the lord of all demons."

As I looked over the seal once again, the little boy seemed to have woken up and was screaming in the back of my head. I ignored it for the most part, and went back to what I was doing...What was I doing?

I was entertaining the masochist.

As I poked a claw against it, he arched and let out an anguished shout. I chuckled with a wide smile on my face.

"Hurts, Uchiha?"

He just let out a short breath before in taking another sharply through his teeth. His eyes were clenched shut, and he turned his head further to the side.

Letting the claw slide away, I heard the floor boards creak under me as I shifted my weight to my left hand, placing my mouth over that seal. And with one last glance to the pained Uchiha, I bit down fiercely.

I've never heard any prey scream as loud as this one did, and I was taken aback for a moment. The blood rushing into my mouth was almost sweet tasting, and I had to think about the sayings of how deadly the blood of the Uchiha clan is.

If this is poison, atleast it's tasty poison.

I lapped at the wound, and the boy just twisted hysterically in pain against me, trying weakly to get me off. And as the thick blood clotted, I obliged. I slowly slid off him, standing above him. He looked completely broken, and crumpled up into a ball like a fragile piece of paper. I hummed loudly, and he looked up at me through barely visible Sharingan eyes.

"...Too much, Uchiha?" I asked him as he curled himself up and put a trembling hand over the cursed marking. The boy inside my head was still screaming at me, and I could not help but feel a little pang of quilt as his shouting turned to sobs. I narrowed my eyes at the Uchiha lying on the ground pitifully.

"...Learn to deal, brat. Think of what he has to go through..." I growled lowly as I stalked out the door, leaving the little brat in his sorrowful hurting. Naruto was still crying, and loudly at that. I threw myself onto the conveniently placed blue sofa, sighing and closing my eyes.

"...Stop crying, brat." I growled in a less menacing tone, trying not to upset him too much. All I heard was loud gasping, and I imagined the pain on his poor tan face.

"...Why did you...Do that to him!"

"I'm a demon, kit. And you haven't let me out for 4 months. My bloodlust can not be so easily sated."

"But...Now he's going to..."

"He isn't going to do anything."

"He's going to hate me because of you! Just like everyone else does!"

"Kit, calm down. He's probably passed out on the floor or something, so you've got a long while before he wakes up."

"What! But, Kyuubi, you didn't need to hurt him so badly!" he cried out to me with a hoarse tone, and before long, I could hear him crying again.

"These mood swings are really getting off on you, aren't they, kit?" I asked. He said nothing, continuing his weeping in the corner of my mind as I stared up at the blankly grey ceiling.

"...I just...Kyuubi, stop laughing! This isn't funny!"

I hadn't realized I had started laughing. I apologized, and he hiccupped out another cry.

"Go away, Kyuubi! I don't want you to hurt him anymore!"

"I'm not going to hurt him, see? I'm sitting on this couch talking to you."

"But when he wakes up, I want him to find me, not Kyuubi."

"I'll be back by then, don't worry."

"And don't you dare think about leaving this house! If you kill anyone in this village, I swear I'll-"

"Don't freak out on me, you pregger. I'm not killing anyone. I'm not ruining your chances for a happy life."

"...Thank you..."

"There goes your mood swings again."

"Shut up."

"Trying."

As I turned myself round and round on the couch with my awkward human body, I curled into a ball, almost painful from the lack of flexibility to his spine, and closed my eyes. With a grin on my lips, I chuckled lowly.

"...Craving for pickles and ice cream yet?"

"One day, I will destroy you."