January 26th

Random stuff…event's

One day Naruto wakes up and eats ramen with milk (in a glass) for break feats. Then goes out to meet Sakura and Sasuke and Kakashi (well...he hasn't appeared yet...) for another mission.

"HEY! HEY! Where's Kakashi-sensei? Is he late again?" Naruto asked, then Kakashi appeared.

"Sorry I'm late!" He said.

"Finally! Now, what do we have to do for our next mission? It'd better not be rescuing a doggy flashback: the last doggie they saved, pissed on Naruto's shirt" Naruto said.

"Nope…yes…" Kakashi said.

"Huh?" Naruto asked.

Sakura bonks Naruto on da head and says, "HE SAID YES! WE HAVE TO SAVE A DOG! IDIOT!"

"WHAT?" Naruto screamed.

"Yeah, yeah, lets go already!" Sasuke said.

"If you need me I'll be reading on a tree near by" Kakashi said.

"WHAT? YOU AREN'T GOING TO HELP US?" Naruto yelled.

"The last time I didn't help you, you had no problem."

"Flash back: doggie pissed on naruto's shirt" Naruto said.

"We'll nothing REALLY bad."

"Flash back: doggie pissed on naruto's shirt"

"We'll no!"

"LETS GO ALREADY!" Sasuke screamed.

"No! I'm staying here! Flash back: doggie-" Naruto said, but then Sakura bonked Naruto on the head.

"NO MORE FLASH BACKS! WERE GOING!" Sakura screamed.

"But- flash-" Naruto started.

"ARE YOU SOME BABY? LETS GO!"

"Buppanase like a dangan raina! Right here, right now! GO!" Sasuke sang. Everyone looked at him.

"Uhhh…finally! Were going!" Sasuke said.

"Fine…" Naruto said.

2 seconds later…

"BACK! BACK! TAKE IT!" Naruto said as he gave it to Sakura.

"Aww. Such a cute doggy. But this is Akamaru!" Sakura said.

Kiba comes in snatches Akamaru from Sakura and then leaves.

"JUST GET THE RIGHT DOG!" Sasuke yelled.

"Are you trying to be cool?" Naruto asked. Then Sakura bonked him again.

"JUST DO WHAT HE SAID!" Sakura yelled.

"Aren't you going with me?" Naruto asked.

"No, I'm going with Sasuke!"

"WHAT?"

"Uh, you're a great ninja Naruto! I don't want to get in your way!"

Team 10 is not to far from where Naruto is…

"How troublesome! We can't even find a stolen kid!" Shikamaru said.

"DON'T GIVE UP!" Ino yells.

"I'm hungry…" Chouji says.

"HEY! HEY! Shikamaru! Old buddy! Can you help me find my dog!" Naruto said.

"Naruto, were not looking for YOUR dog." Sasuke said.

"Shikamaru understands! Right, pal?" Naruto said as he put his arm on Shikamaru's shoulder, but Shikamaru takes Naruto's arm off.

"Go do your own mission…and I'll do mine…this sucks…" Shikamaru said.

"Heh," Sasuke laughed.

"FINE! I don't need your help!" Naruto said as he walked away.

Mean while…

Gai pops up next to Kakashi.

"FIGHT ME!" Gai said.

Kakashi signs and closes his book.

"Whose turn is it to chose what to do?" Kakashi asked.

"IT'S MY TURN! And we should…uh…FIGHT! Who ever falls to the ground first wins!" Gai said.

"Ok…"

"Why do they keep fighting?" Tenten asked.

"…" Neji didn't say anything.

"ALRIGHT GAI-SENSEI! TAKE HIM TO THE GROUND!" Lee yelled.

"Fine, fine…hey! What's that on the ground?" Kakashi asked, pointing at the ground.

Gai looks down and says, "OOH! A CATERPILLER!" Gai bends down.

Kakashi steps on Gai's back, causing Gai to fall onto the ground.

"Oops! Didn't see you!" Kakashi said.

"OH NO! I HAVE LOST!" Gai cried.

"Yeah, yeah." Kakashi said.

"NOW I MUST RUN TWO LAPS AROUND KONOHA!" Gai yelled.

"I shall go with you Gai-sensei!" Lee said.

"…Are they CRAZY?" Neji yelled.

"You just noticed?" Tenten asked.

Gai and Lee run off.

"Hey Tenten. Where alone. Want to do stuff?" Neji asked.

"Uh, okay." Tenten said.

The two walk off to the forest.

"Look at what-errr…" Neji said.

"What is it?" Tenten asked.

"Err…nothing!"

"Lemme see!" Tenten yelled. She tackles Neji and grabs him, Neji tries to push her away. Then Lee runs by.

"ACK!" Lee yells.

"Lee!" Tenten yells.

"What are you doing here?" Neji asked.

"Is this the kind of stuff you two do when me a Gai are gone?" Lee asked.

"Huh?" Neji and Tenten asked.

"YOU TO WERE LOVI'N EACH OTHER!" Lee yelled.

Neji and Tenten:

Mean while…

Team 8…

Hinata is walking around doing nothing, Kiba is training with Akamaru and Shino is collecting bugs…like in episode 100!

"Why do we do this every day?" Hinata asked.

"I don't mind! I like doing this! Akamaru! Attack!" Kiba said.

Akamaru pisses on Shino.

"THIS SO MUCH FUN!" Kiba laughed.

"OKAY! THAT'S IT!" Shino yelled as he took out large, but sharp, scissors.

"Were'd you get THAT?" Kiba screamed.

"My pockets…anyway, GET READY TO DIE!" Shino yells.

"ACK!"

"Shino, why the heck do you have scissors, and about to kill the hell out of Kiba?" Hinata asked.

"WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO USE A CHAIN SAW?" Shino asked as he took out a power chain saw.

"ACK! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" Kiba yelled.

"SHINO! PLEASE STOP!" Hinata yelled, turning into a chibi.

"Awww…" Shino said, turning off the power chain saw.

"Phew! I thought you were going to kill me Shino!" Kiba said.

"Oh, yeah!" Shino said, as he turned the power chain saw on again.

"ARRRGH!" Kiba screamed.

"SHINO! There's an ant hole!" Hinata said, pointing at a ant hole.

"COOL!" Shino said as he threw the chain saw away and watched the ants go in/out the hole.

"Bark!" Akamaru said.

"Huh? Shino likes ant holes?" Kiba asked.

"BARK!" Akamaru repeated.

"Huh? I don't understand dog langue!" Kiba yelled.

"…Um…"Hinata and Shino sweat dropped.

"Uh, lets go out for some Ramen!" Hinata insisted.

"SURE!" Kiba yelled.

"You sound like Naruto that way…" Shino said.

Hinata blushed.

"She always liked Ramen!" Kiba said.

"Really?" Shino asked, looking at a Hinata profile, "But this says that she likes any kind of food!"

(One of Shino's bugs: Can I have a bone? Shino: NEVER!)

"Are you coming or are you going to stand there like your talking in your head?" Kiba asked.

"C'mon everybody! We have a mission today!" Kurenai said, coming out of nowhere.

"SEE SHINO! NO LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU STOOD THERE SO LONG, AND WE DIDN'T GET TO EAT RAMEN!" Kiba yelled.

Shino just stood there and then he said, "Huh? Did you just say something Kiba?"

"WHY I OUTTA!" Kiba yelled.

"NO KIBA! DON'T! IT'S NOT RIGHT!" Hinata said.

"Ok."

"It's wrong to fight! We should live in peace and harmony!"

"…Ok…."

"AND A WORLD WITH OUT VIOLENCE! A PLACE WHERE WE COULD SHOW TRUE FEELINGS! A place like…AMERICA!"

"00…Okay…."

"I should have stayed home…hey, aren't we suppose to do a mission?" Shino asked.

"0-0…Oh! You guys are done talking! The mission is to find a girl lost in this forest!" Kurenai said.

"Well! It's a good thing we came here, and didn't want to go and get Ramen! Right Hinata? Shino?" Kiba said.

Shino puts his ear to the ground, "Okay, she's 1 mile north, 5 feet into a tree...Kiba did you say something to me again?"

"Look! I'm Shino! She's 1 mile north, 5 feet into a tree!" Kiba mocked.

"Do I really sound like a girl?" Shino asked.

"Don't worry Shino! I'll find that girl!" Kiba said.

2 hours later…

"It's been two hours, should we go find him?" Hinata asked.

"No, lets wait another 1 hour, I want to get done with this book," Shino said. Hinata looked at the book.

"OMG! 'ITCH, ITCH PARADISE'! SHINO! YOU'RE UNDER AGE!" Hinata screamed.

"Kakashi let me read it…" Shino said as he turned the page, "fine we'll look for him, I hope he didn't get ambushed (It'd be cool if he did!)"

Where is Kiba you ask?

"HELP ME!" Kiba yelled.

Snakes that will poison you with one bite surround Kiba. One hisses.

"ACK!"

Shino comes by and is 1 foot away.

"You know, I don't see Kiba, lets go back." Shino says.

"It crushed the bone! IT CURSHED THE BONE! AHHHH!" Kiba screamed in pain.

Hinata is also 1 foot away.

"I don't see him either…" Hinata said.

"AHH! MY EYE! IT PULLED OUT MY EYE!" Kiba screams.

"I'll just go look for the girl," Shino said as he walked right passed the attacked Kiba.

"OH! Kiba! There you are!" Hinata said.

"Hinata, there's something I always wanted to tell you…" Kiba said.

"Yes?"

"I-I- AAAHHHHH! IT PULLED OUT MY OTHER EYE!" Kiba screamed.

"THIS IS SO COOL!" Shino said, "Wait, if it pulled out you're eye, how are you still alive?"

"KKKKKKIBA-KUN!" Hinata yelled.

"Don't worry, I'm still alive!" Kiba said.

"HERE!" Hinata said as she gave Kiba medicine. Kiba fully recovers. (HEY! He has his eyes back!)

"Why didn't you give this to me earlier?" Kiba asked.

"Aw man! It was getting to the good part! Uh, I mean…you're okay Kiba!" Shino said.

"Now, let's go look for that girl!" Kiba said.

Eventually…

"Wow! That took a while! We'll go on home!" Kurenai said.

Team 13…

"Lee! I don't know why the hell you thought that we were doing IT, but WE WERENT!" Tenten said.

"Rrriiiiiiiight, and I'm the tooth fairy!" Lee said.

"You are? We'll, you forgot to get my tooth last week, and I never got my money, are you doing your job right?" Neji said. Lee and Tenten looked at Neji.

"I mean, LEE YOU DUNCE!" Neji said.

"That's what I thought you said." Lee said, "Grrr…"

"Let me explain. I found something and Tenten wanted to see it. But then she TACKLED me. And that's when you came." Neji said.

"I'm gonna need some proof!" Lee said.

"He's telling you!" Tenten said.

"What she said!" Neji agreed.

"Alright!" Lee said as he walked away backwards to make sure they weren't going to do IT.

"GOO GOD!" Tenten yelled.

"I'll walk you." Neji said.

"…But…you and me…and Lee…" Tenten said with a shiver at the end.

"Ok." Neji said as he walked home.

So, Tenten went home by herself.

I'm sorry for not updating a lot. My computer wouldn't work so yeah. I got held back.