January 27th

Random 2

At Ino's house…

"TENTEN YOU IDIOT! YOU MISSED THE BIG CHANCE!" Ino yelled.

"…Big chance?" Tenten asked.

"Yeah! Whenever someone asks you to walk you home, you say "Yes" Then cling on to his arm and pretend that your ankle is killing you... then "accidentally" run him in to a wall and."

"And?"

"TAKE HIM TO THE GROUND!" Ino yelled.

"HEY! You got that off of Bleach!" Tenten yelled.

At an ally….

"HAHAHA!" Sakura, Shino, and Kiba laughed. They were watching videotapes that Shino had recorded.

"HEY!" Naruto said as he came up to them, "You started without me!"

"We'll, you came late!" Kiba said.

Naruto plainly sat down next to Shino.

"You know, I've been wondering…" Naruto said.

"Huh?" The three asked.

"What does Shino look like without his glasses…" Naruto said.

Shino immediately jumped up and backed away from Naruto.

"I WANNA SEE!" Naruto said.

"No way man!" Shino said.

"YOU LET KIBA SEE!" Naruto said.

"I can hypnotize him that way!" Shino said.

Kiba tackled Shino.

"I'M GONNA TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES!" Kiba said.

"DO IT! DO IT!" Naruto cheered, then he was joined by Sakura, "DO IT! DO IT!"

"Eww…gross…No way were going to do IT!" Kiba and Shino said.

"NO! TAKE OFF HIS GLASSES!" Naruto said.

"Okay," Kiba said as he swiped Shino's glasses, "ACK!"

"WHAT?" Naruto and Sakura asked.

"There's another pair under it!" Kiba said. Shino kicked Kiba off and took off running, with his camera.

"COME BACK HERE! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! (Chases Shino) I'LL SEE YOUR EYES! YOU'LL SEE! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba yelled.

Naruto and Sakura sweat dropped.

Team 13…

"Hmm…Neji isn't here today so, were going over to Kakashi's training place." Gai said.

"Huh? Why? Where is Neji?" Lee asked,

"It's 'Make fun of Main house day'." Gai said.

So they go over to Kakashi's place and you know what? Sasuke is gone.

"Hey…where's Sasuke?" Gai asked Kakashi.

"Huh? You didn't know? It's 'Mock your brother' day!" Kakashi said.

"Why don't we make new teams for today?" Gai asked.

"SURE!" Kakashi said as he took out a name drawler.

2 minutes later…

"I'll draw first!" Kurenai said as she took out three names, "YAY! INO, SAKURA, AND TENTEN!"

Asuma was next.

"NNOOOO! I have the same people…NOOOO!" Asuma screamed.

"How troublesome…" Shikamaru said.

Kakashi draws three papers and faints at first look.

"What?" Gai asked.

Kurenai went up to Kakashi and took the papers.

"Buwhahaha! HE HAS KIBA, NARUTO, AND LEE!" Kurenai laughed.

"NO! LEE!" Gai cried.

"Gai-sensei!" Lee cried.

They both hugged each other

"It's only for one day," Kurenai said.

"Wait, if there was 10 of us and Hinata was gone cause of Neji, and Sasuke wasn't here than that means…crap…" Shino said.

"HA! HA! SHINO HAS GAI!" Kiba yelled.

"Great…just great!" Shino said.

"Hmmmm I have a good plan!" Gai thought.

"I don't like that look!" Shino said.

I'll make Shino like Lee, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gai was laughing for real so Shino got freaked out.

"I'll just go home now…" Shino said as he ran for his anti-social life.

2 hours later…

"SHI! Hey! Where'd he go?" Gai asked.

With Kakashi…

Kakashi was still fainted. Naruto poked him. Then Naruto poked him again.

"YES! NOW IS THE BEST TIME TO SEE KAKASHI'S FACE! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed.

"Huh? What?" Kakashi asked springing up.

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto screamed.

Few minutes later…

"Hey, Lee, Kiba…do you ever wonder?" Naruto asked.

"Wonder? About what?" Lee asked.

"WHAT'S UNDER SHINO'S SUN GLASSES!" Naruto said, scaring Lee with a flashlight.

"I can help," Kurenai said coming out of nowhere, "We can get Kakashi too!"

"ALRIGHT! LETS GO!" Naruto said, pointing out his index finger.

2 hours later…

Naruto was still in the same pose.

"I'll just go find Shino now!" Naruto said.

"Too, late! We already took Shino's glasses off and tied him to a tree so that he couldn't get his glasses back!" Kurenai said.

"And Kakashi?" Naruto asked.

"Same thing!" Kurenai said as she held up Shino's sunglasses and Kakashi's mask.

"COOL!" Naruto said as he ran but bumped into someone.

"Kurenai! You have some explaining to do!" Naruto had bumped into Kakashi AND Shino. Kurenai took all of Kakashi's mask and all of Shino's sunglasses. So you wanna know what they're wearing? Kakashi is wearing a scarf and Shino is wearing goggles with black lens (extra alert).

"Hehehehe…hey guys…what's up?" Kurenai asked.

"Were not aloud to hit girls so just stay still and this won't hurt you!" Kakashi said.

"What are you going to do? Dress me up as Barney?" Kurenai asked.

"Hey! Good idea!" Shino said, "We were going to make you watch the one week marathon of Baby shows, but I guess both works!"

"Oh-no…no, no, no, n-AHHHH!" Kurenai screamed. You won't be seeing her until next chapter…

"Off guard!" Naruto said as he took Shino's goggles, "HEY! YOU HAVE SPARES! NO FAIR!"

A brown dog comes by.

"Hey! Naruto! Isn't that the dog we were suppose to find for the mission?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah! We did I!" Naruto started but then, the dog pisses on Naruto's shirt! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"

"How trouble some…" Shino said.

"HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!" Shikamaru yelled.

"Uh…HEY! IS THAT A COLA SHOP?" Shino asked pointing at his left.

"Really?" Shikamaru asked as he looked at the left, "I don't see a! Hey! Come back here!"

Somewhere…

"Hey, Tenten do you want to train?" Neji asked Tenten.

"Sure," Tenten said.

She followed Neji into a spooky forest. Then they ended up in a happy, happy place.

"Do you still wanna-errr…" Neji stopped talking.

"Wanna what?" Tenten asked. Neji pointed at his pocket, then Tenten tackled Neji again and they rolled down a hill.

"Whoa…" Lee whispered as he and Shino watched Tenten and Neji, and of course, Shino had a camera.

"GET OFF!" Neji yelled.

"But I want IT!" Tenten yelled.

"Ah-ha!" Lee yelled as he jumped out of his hiding place with Shino, "YOU DO WANT 'IT'!"

Tenten but her hand into Neji's pocket and pulled out a ring.

"A ring? You want to marry me or something?" Tenten asked.

"Other pocket," Neji said.

"Oh," Tenten said as she put her hand into Neji's other pocket and it was an…it was…

"You wanted to show me a…holy crap!" Tenten said as she pulled the 'thing' out of Neji's pocket.

"WTF?" Lee and Shino yelled, "YOU GOT HER A!"

"AH-HA! THERE YOU ARE SHINO!" Gai said coming from nowhere.

"…HEY! IS THAT KAKASHI?" Shino yelled as he pointed at a tree.

"I know it's not Kakashi!" Gai said.

"Yeah, your right! It's Lee!" Shino said.

"LEE!" Gai cried as he hugged Lee.

"GAI-SENSEI!" Lee cried.

"……………Ok…." Shino, Tenten, and Neji both mumbled.

"I guess, I'll go put this video on the Internet…" Shino said as he walked away.

3 minutes later…

"Did he say, 'put' and 'Internet'?" Tenten asked.

"Oh-crap, he might edit it…" Neji said, then Sakura and Naruto walked by.

"HEY BIRD LOVERS! 'BUT I WANT 'IT'!" Naruto yelled.

"GAH! NOW IT'S 5 TO ZERO! I NEED REVENGE ON SHINO!" Neji yelled.

"Huh? Shino? He didn't send us the video!" Sakura said.

"Then who?" Tenten and Neji asked.

"It was…" Sakura began, but! The moon went down so that means it's the next day! Wait'till the next chapter! Muwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!