January 28

When teddy bears invade the world

Thebluekirby again, heh! (reminder: person who wrote ejo, mcdonalds and the space chapters!) Anyways, we're not paying much attention to the sand sibs, so…lets!

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They say if you don't care about your teddy bears, they'll strike at you. If you don't ever hug them every once in a while, they sneak attack you from behind. If someone makes fun of your teddy bears, they'll be attacked, but you could too if you go on his side…

"Damnit Gaara, what the hell are you reading!" Kankuro said as he glanced over at Gaara's book.

"You're supposed to help be make a catapult to fire rocks at Shino and Sasuke's house!" Kankuro cried.

"Not today, this book is interesting," Gaara said as he snuggled up with he teddy bear.

"Yes, it must be VERY interesting, 'When Teddy Bears invade the World!' What the hell are you still doing playing with your teddy bear?"

"Stop it, you're hurting Aya's feelings!" Gaara said.

"You named it Aya? Do you have any idea what it means in Japanese!"

"Yes, colorful!"

"… You're crazy."

"That's what you can always think! But one day Teddy Bears will Take over the world under MY command!"

"Ok crazy person, whatever you say." And Kankuro walked out the door.

"Hi Kankuro!" Temari said as she changed the channel on the TV, "I thought you and Gaara were going to build a catapult to fire rocks at Shino and Sasuke's houses!"

"Gaara is reading a book," Kankuro simply said.

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"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Temari laughed, "That's a good one, Gaara is reading a book! Yeah right!"

"No, I'm serious," Kankuro said.

"There's no way Gaara would waste his time reading a book!" Temari said, "Unless it's a really good book."

"Yes it is, 'When Teddy Bears Invade the Earth!"

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"HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're so funny today Kankuro! Theres no WAY Gaara would read a book like that!"

"He said that Teddy Bears would attack me while I sleep."

"You must be imagining things, Kankuro!"

"No, go see for yourself!"

"Fine then."

So Temari put down the TV remote and walked over to Gaara's room and opened the door.

"OMIGOSH GAARA!" Temari yelled, "WTF!"

Gaara was dressed in an army suit… and so were his other 58 teddy bears that were all lined up in neat rows… like the army!

"Ok men, I wanna see action! Violence! BLOOD!" Gaara yelled at the teddy bears, "So when you go into Kankuro's room tonight, I don't just want you to pulverize him. I want you to PULVERIZE HIM! Do I make myself clear?"

All the teddy bears stood silent.

"Uhhh…..Gaara… what's going on?" Temari asked Gaara.

"Don't worry troops, she's the good guy," Gaara said, "I'm preparing an attack to Kankuro's room!"

"Where'd you get all these teddy bears?" Temari asked.

"Bamzu dot com! It's a great place for online shopping!"

"And why are your teddy bears holding…guns?"

"Those are for shooting Kankuro! We've been practicing!"

Gaara pointed to Kankuro dummies that were all shot in the head.

"Ok….aborting crazy person," Temari said, backing away.

"You're just jealous cuz you can't manage to create your OWN army of teddy bears!" Gaara said, pointing at Temari, "Well, you'll see! One day Teddy Bears WILL take over the world! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And what did Temari do? Run away, of course!

"Ok, Gaara's lost it," Temari said to Kankuro.

"So what are we going to do?" Kankuro asked.

"Hmmmm….. Listen, I have a plan…."

And like most fanfictions that you read, they never tell you the plans! So guess what? We aren't gonna either! You're gonna have to keep reading on!

"Ok troops, tonight is the night!" Gaara said, "I've installed micro chips that'll allow me to control all your moves so you don't abort the mission! So what are we gonna do?"

The teddy bears stood silent.

"I can't HEAR you!"

The teddy bears continued to stay quiet.

"Good, now, we'll sneak through the living room and attack Kankuro's room from there! Make sure his door is OPEN!"

All the teddy bears saluted and went out to the living room.

"Ok troops, stay quiet," Gaara said as he and the teddy bears crawled along the ground. It was dark and quiet…too quiet…

BOOM! BANG BOOM!

The furniture had holes and some of the teddy bears were shot!

"Troops, we're under attack!" Gaara yelled, "Get out your weapons and fire at will!"

The teddy bears took out their guns and started shooting at what ever they could. And then the lights suddenly flipped on. And the first thing Gaara could see was an army of stuffed bunnies in army suits with guns, bombs, and all those other delightful weapons.

"Ok troops! Begin to fire at my count!" A feminine voice yelled. All the stuffed bunnies readied their guns and bombs and stuff.

"FIRE!" She yelled. And they all started shooting at the teddy bears, "killing" them one by one.

"My army!" Gaara cried, "How could you, Temari and Kankuro?"

"Because you didn't help me build the catapult!" Kankuro cried, "Bunnies…. FIRE!"

All the bunnies started shooting bullets out of their guns.

"Teddy Bears… ATTACK!" Gaara yelled. And all the teddy bears started shooting bullets out of their guns.

Eventually, all the bunnies and teddies were "dead".

"My troops, all DEAD!" Gaara cried.

"So is mine!" Kankuro whimpered.

"Now I've got nothing to do now that my army is dead!"

"Wanna work on that catapult?"

"Sure!"

So Kankuro and Gaara happily skipped over to the garage to work on their catapult.

"Muwhahaha….they've forgotten about me," Temari said, "Those two leaders were wimps, but I'll make sure teddy bears AND stuff bunnies TAKE OVER DA WORLD! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And someone threw a brick at Temari's head that knocked her out for a few hours. Go figure.

I know…that chapter was short. But I was running low of ideas on what to do. So…yeah…. Remember… this chapter is writeen by THEBLUEKIRBY64 and NOT darkshadowclone! Thebluekirby64 is darkshadowclones' sister! So….yeah… hope you liked it :D