January 29

Pok'emon!

Thebluekirby64 again! Since we need to catch up with our updates, we'lll be adding a LOT of chapters today! So…they might not be that good because we're rushing, so don't blame us! Once we catch up, hopefully our chapters will get better cuz we aren't rushing! Yay for no rushing! So…yeah….

"Oh yeah! The new pok'emon cards came out!" Naruto yelled as he showed off his new cards to Shikamaru and Sasuke.

"Who cares about pok'emon, it's so lame," Sasuke said, "Who collects these pok'emon cards anyways?"

"Darkshadowclone?" Naruto said.

"The author of this chapter unfortunately has no clue what they call the new pok'emon decks because she doesn't pay attention to the commercials," Shikamaru said, "So we're just gonna have to call them 'Pok'e decks!'"

"Hey… this one has the holographic Pikachu one!" Naruto said as he showed off his holographic Pikachu card.

"The author of the chapter unfortunately only knows one pok'emon, and that's Pikachu," Shikamaru said, "So we're gonna have to describe the rest of the pok'emon!"

"That's just cheesy," Sasuke said, "But fortunately I know all the pok'emon names!"

"Yeah, so do we! It's right on the card!" Naruto said.

"Well…. I knew that too!" Sasuke said.

"I'm bored with this chapter already," Shikamaru said.

"Then lets have a pok'e battle!" Naruto cheered.

"Yeah, let's have a pok'e battle!" Sasuke also cheered.

"But you said you don't have a deck, Sasuke," Shikamaru said.

"I simply said 'Who would collect these pok'emon cards?" Sasuke said as he took out his big deck of pok'emon cards.

"So… how do we do these pok'emon battles?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know…" Sasuke said.

"Just look at the instruction booklet!" Shikamaru said.

"I knew that!"

"They also tell you how to do it on TV!"

"I knew that, too!"

"So now that we somehow know how to do pok'emon battles, wanna battle?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

"Sure!" Sasuke cheered.

They shuffled each others decks and drew 5 cards.

"I play….uh…. Plusle!" Naruto said as he placed down his Plusle.

"Well, I play Loudred!" Sasuke said as he placed down his loudred.

"Loudred, attack Plusle!"

"No fair, you're Loudred is stronger then my Plusle!" Naruto said.

"Hey…I thought Shikamaru said the author didn't know any other pok'emon besides Pikachu!" Sasuke said.

"Well…. She did some online research before you guys started the battle," Shikamaru explained.

"Oh, ok," Naruto said, "Anyways, I play Mudkip!"

"And I'll play Meowth!" Sasuke said, "And I equip it with this water card!"

"But Meowth isn't a water type!" Naruto said.

"Well…. Now it is!" Sasuke said as he gave his meowth a water card.

"You're not being fair, Sasuke!" Naruto cried.

"Sticks and stones lad!" Sasuke said as he attacked Naruto's mudkip.

"WAAHHH!" Naruto cried, "Shikamaru, Sasuke isn't letting me win!"

"Sasuke, let Naruto win the game!" Shikamaru said to Sasuke.

"What? Why?" Sasuke asked.

"Because you made him cry, so let him win the pok'emon game!" Shikamaru said.

"Fine…."

"YAY!" Naruto cheered, "Mudkip, attack Loudred and send it to the graveyard!"

"But mudkip's attack is lower then loudred!"

"Well…now it isn't. Mudkip, ATTACK!"

"Hey, that's not fair!"

"I know!"

"Shikamaru, Naruto isn't being fair!"

"Let Sasuke win, Naruto" Shikamaru said as he read "Itchi Itchi Paradise".

"But I thought you said that I could win!" Naruto cried.

"Well, now it's Sasuke's turn to win," Shikamaru said as he turned the page to the book.

"Heh heh!" Sasuke laughed, "I play my Pichu and make it attack you directly!"

"Hey, you can only do that in Yu-Gi-Oh!" Naruto said.

"Well… now you can do it in Pok'emon!" Sasuke cheered as he attacked Naruto directly.

"Shikamaru, Sasuke isn't being fair again!"

"Why do you guys keep turning to me?" Shikamaru asked, "Who do you think I am, your mom?"

"In this fan fiction, anything is possible," Sasuke said.

Shikamaru groaned. And what did he do? He sent both of them to the time out corner! Yay time out corner! It's the best place to send your kids/friends to if they are being naughty!

"This is all your fault, Sasuke!" Naruto whispered.

"You're the one who wanted to do the pok'emon battle!" Sasuke whispered back.

"Well…you are the one who started to be unfair first!" Naruto whispered.

"Well, you did it second!"

"Well…. You did it third!"

"Quite in the time out corner!" Shikamaru yelled at Naruto and Sasuke as he played Pok'emon battle with Chouji.

"Hey, you can only use the re birth card in Yu-Gi-oh!" Shikamaru complained at Chouji.

"Well, now you can do it in Pok'emon!" Chouji said.

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Thebluekirby's notes: this chapter officially sucked, it was confusing too. But, don't stop reading now! Because…. We don't want you to! Read thenext chapter when it's up in a few minutes!