Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, I am merely a fan. If this story bears any similarities to another author's then it is simply coincidental
Nindo
Gasping for air, an aspiring Hokage looked at his final objective. There had been a dozen to begin with, but Uzumaki Naruto did not let that deter him from accomplicing his goal: to take them all out before the time limit of 15 minutes. Panting slowly the boy continued to struggle. I'm almost done, just a bit more to go and then this one is finished. His friends could only watch in suspense as the task was beginning to wear down his resources.
"Hey Naruto, come on, it's impossible to win. You've come this far, and you should be proud of yourself, but the time is almost up," remarked an onlooker. Instead of discouraging him,
the words just had the opposite effect. Although Naruto was feeling the pressure, seeing as he only had a minute left, he recollected himself and responded to those words.
"I can't. I never take back my words. That is my ninja way (nindo). If I can't do this, how can I ever expect to be Hokage one day?" Sighing, the person who said this just hung his head in resignation of Naruto's stubborness.
Konohamaru grew concerned, and protested, "But boss! Even for a Hokage...how can you be so sure even now!"
Suddenly Hyuuga Hinata spoke up. " I-I believe in you, Naruto-kun. Y-you can do this. You've let nothing stop your nindo before." Immediately, the effect of Hinata's confidence in him
caused Naruto to resume engaging his target.
Damn, only 30 seconds left, but I'm so close! Hey STUPID FOX! Lend me your chakra! Hearing the Kyuubi sealed inside him snicker at his predicament, the demon never-the-less did as Naruto requested. With this new boost of energy, he managed to complete his ojective. All 12 of the targets had been dealt with. However, the strain caused him to lose consciousness as nausea and crippling stomach pains overcame his senses.
"Wow, he really did it!" cheered his onlookers, as his friends, in particular Hinata, came to his assistance. They scooted him off to Tsunade, the Godaime and an expert in medical ninjutsu. When she saw his state she asked the people who brought him to her how he had come to such a state. They explained everything to her.
She berated her new patient. "Geez Naruto, you are such a baka sometimes, I really have to wonder about you. Even if it was a bet, what in this world possessed you to eat 12 large pizzas with extra topping in only 15 minutes? I'm surprised you haven't throw up yet."
Naruto then stirred, smiled weakly, and replied in a tone that implied the answer was simple. "Easy, I don't take back my words. It's my Nindo."
Everyone in the room could help but laugh at this. After all, a future Hokage couldn't expect to be stopped by pizza!
Fin
This is just something funny inspired by my weird eating habits, which I have applied to Naruto. Maybe it is ridiculous, but then again,it was meant to be.