Oh my god, I'm soooo sorry this is so late DX But was freaking out on me, and wouldn't let me upload anything until just now. So, I'm reeeaaaaal sorry.

Sara needs reviews because she feels horrible :(

WARNING: KyuuSasu near blowjob XD Just keep that in mind. It might even get worst ooooo

Falling asleep beside his precious Naruto, who was now calm and sensible, he had forgotten the possibility of waking up beside someone with a completely different personality. Sasuke slept soundly, his breath coming out in soft streaming sighs of contentment, his midnight hair fanned across the white pillow in a sharp contrast.

Kyuubi thought it was delicious.

The demon got on his knees beside the bed, resting his head on the heels of his palms as he pressed his elbows to the mattress. Looking over the Uchiha casually with raised eyebrows, he exhaled against Sasuke's face.

Sasuke's brows knitted together tightly, discomfort evident from the hot puffs of air being blow across his pale face. He groaned and turned to his side, his eyes only slightly open. But that was enough to see the bright red and venomous eyes of the Kyuubi watching him like its prey. And Sasuke would have thought himself that if it had been anytime before, where he was afraid of the fox and everything about him. But now, as he watched him with half-lidded eyes, he wasn't. Leaning forward, Sasuke claimed the lips of the Kyuubi before settling back down to cuddle into the blankets, hiding his yawn poorly.

"Good night, Kyuubi..."

The fox was extremely angry at this point, his narrow red eyes trying to burn holes straight through Sasuke's skin, hoping he would bleed through the sheets. And having no such luck, he just opted for tackling the boy and fucking him on the spot. Sasuke's eyes were wide with horror as the fox pinned him to the bed, pooling the blanket he was under at their feet. The fox's grin held no secret as to what he was planning, and Sasuke began to fight, kicking and squirming lightly. He had to remember: This was Naruto's body. Don't hurt the baby.

"Ah, giving in, bitch? It's about time. And just in time, because I'm in need of a good rut. Even if you aren't up for it, I'll fuck you anyway."

Sasuke jumped as the demon began playing with the waistband of his pants. And pulling them off and away, he immediately clenched his legs together to keep the fox away from his most precious piece. The fox smirked, and placing his clawed hands on Sasuke's knees, he spread them forcefully. And looking down between his legs, the fox smiled with raised eyebrows.

"My, my, my, little Uchiha, you-"

"If you say one more word, I swear I will punch you so hard..."

"Hit your bitch? Why, that isn't very nice of you. And poor Naruto..."

Sasuke was trembling now. From anger, from fear, he didn't know. But he knew that if he didn't stop this now, he'd have an aching ass and a sobbing Naruto in the morning, with neither sounding appealing.

Kyuubi leaned his head down to his inner thighs, licking here and there with his rough tongue. Sasuke's face was as red as a tomato from both the embarrassment and the pleasure. He clenched his teeth as he watched the demon's mouth descend lower and lower, finally stopping to blow hot air over Sasuke's evidence as a man.

But as the demon smirked and opened his mouth wide to accommodate Sasuke, Sasuke grabbed his head and twisted it to the point where Kyuubi was forced on his back, not wanting to break Naruto's neck. Sasuke scrambled for his pants, and slipping into them with ease, he was torn back by Kyuubi, the fox's hands on his hips, pushing his pants down again. Sasuke held onto the fabric this time, not wanting the Kyuubi to arouse him any further. Turning around quickly, Sasuke aimed a fist for the fox's large stomach. Stopping only a few centimeters away from the target, he looked up into Kyuubi's ferocious red eyes. A deep scowl was etched onto Naruto's face, and Sasuke wished he'd never have to see that face on his lover ever again.

"...You're bluffing, bitch," he growled. Sasuke's narrow eyes flickered with amusement.

"...You're right," Sasuke said as he pulled his fist away, "...But you still couldn't fuck me with that stomach of yours."

Kyuubi hadn't thought of that as a setback, he thought of it as a nuisance. A heavy and painful nuisance, but he was sure it was worth it in the end. And still, he hadn't really thought of it as being in the way. He was horny, after all, and that always kills your brain.

"...Well, fuck. You got me, brat. I can't fuck you. Lucky you. But you just wait...When this baby is born, you're ass is going to be the sorest in Konoha."

Kyuubi stepped away from the raven haired boy, letting him lose the killing intent and the fright. Kyuubi left Sasuke to breathe to go to the kitchen, rummaging through cabinets and shelves and pantries.

Sasuke was alone, his hands running through his hair. He'd been doing that a lot lately, as if stroking the black locks would kill his frustration right then and there. It was becoming a habit, and if Naruto caught on, the blonde would be guilty for Sasuke's anger. Ah, if only he could keep his famous cool all the time with Naruto. Naruto just didn't work like that. He was almost the opposite of what Sasuke was, and in that sense, they were perfect for one another. They had something the other didn't have, and wanted. Naruto with his courageous views, bold voice, and determination, and Sasuke with his downright beauty and talent. You couldn't go wrong with either.

Sasuke exhaled deeply. The fox had almost gone too far tonight. So far, it had terrified the brave Uchiha. He worried that if Naruto weren't pregnant, Kyuubi would have raped him for all his worth. Sasuke doubted Naruto had much control over the fox, as if the more pregnant he got, the more frequent the Kyuubi would make his nightly visits. The Uchiha had best prepare himself for the baby, because he was sure once it was gone from Naruto's stomach, the fox would be as horny as ever.

Upon hearing a clatter coming from the kitchen, Sasuke lifted his head to stare at the door. He really didn't like his house being wrecked. And gathering up enough courage, Sasuke hesitantly went into the kitchen to see what he was doing. Kyuubi was sifting through every single little box, can, and bowl there was, his nose stuffed into the cupboard, as if he was smelling out what he wanted. Sasuke cocked his head to the side and raised a lone eyebrow.

"...What are you doing?"

Kyuubi didn't acknowledge Sasuke's presence, only continued his search.

"Sardines, chocolate ice cream, and raspberries...where do you keep those?"

Sasuke's mouth agape, he directed the fox to where they would be. And sitting at the kitchen table, he watched with curiosity as the fox's bright red chakra tail swung back and forth, side to side, and twitched occasionally, the unusual trait easily distracting. Kyuubi all but threw the foods upon the counter, looking them over with narrow eyes, licking his lips. Sasuke blinked.

"...Cravings?"

"I had warned the brat about this, but he didn't listen. He thought he wouldn't go through it, but you were WRONG, KIT!" the Kyuubi yelled it as though Naruto could hear it. And with a long silence, Kyuubi was staring at the ceiling.

"...Yes, I did tell you."

"...No, you weren't listening, fool!"

"You're the one overreacting!"

The conversation happening with the Kyuubi and Naruto was quite amusing since Sasuke could only hear half of it, and this half being extremely short-tempered and bold. He just smiled widely, which was something Kyuubi caught instantly.

"...What are you smiling about, bitch?"

Sasuke began a quieted laugh, his frame shaking lightly from the expressed amusement. Kyuubi scowled at him.

"Bitch," he muttered. Sasuke just continued to laugh heartily under his breath as he beckoned for the fox with a curling finger. The Kyuubi growled low in his throat before complying, turning the corner of the table, and facing the smiling Uchiha. Sasuke still beckoned for him, his finger curling repeatedly. The fox rolled his harsh red eyes before leaning down to the seated boy before him.

Being pulled down for a passionate kiss wasn't really what he expected, especially not from the boy who was so very unwilling to his touch. But Kyuubi just let it happen, suppressing a light gasp as he felt arms encircle his shoulders to wrap around his neck, Sasuke's tongue making an entrance into his mouth. Unlocking Naruto's jaw, Kyuubi invited in the flesh, sucking on it and battling for dominance. But, being Naruto's body, it was small and frail compared to the raven, so Sasuke won easily. And after a minute or two of saliva swapping, Sasuke's tongue retreated, leaving a thin string of the fluid connecting them. But wiping it away, Sasuke pressed his forehead to Naruto's, who stared at him with half-lidded almost angry red eyes.

"...You do realize I'm not Naruto," the Kyuubi questioned quietly. Sasuke nodded slowly, a smirk on his lips.

"...What does that matter? When I see you, you're Naruto. But when you're talking or acting unlike Naruto, that's when I see you for whom you really are."

There was a thick silence drifting through the dark dusty house. By Sasuke's internal clock, it was around 3 in the morning. Another 5 hours with the demon, and he'd have his lover back.

Kyuubi shifted, breaking tension. The fox's eyes refused to meet Sasuke's, finding the linoleum floor more interesting.

"...Kit says he's sorry."

Sasuke frowned. The Dobe had nothing to be sorry for. Stroking Naruto's sunshine hair, he pressed a kiss to his whiskered cheek.

"...Tell him it's fine."

"...He won't take no for an answer," the fox translated, staring up at pitch black eyes that mimicked the midnight sky. Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed from frustration for a moment before softening to a warm smile.

"...The fox can't do anything to me right now, Naruto..." Sasuke smiled wider at the fiery glare he received for the comment, "...And I'm not scared, nor angry..."

The fox stared at him still, his glare receding.

"...Are you sure?"

"Quite sure," he answered. The demon huffed for a moment, listening to his hosts words, leaving a waiting Sasuke.

"...He doesn't believe you. I doubt he'll listen to anymore reasoning," with that, the Kyuubi sighed angrily, his chakra tail twitching violently. Sasuke shook his head, which rubbed Naruto's in return. Sasuke pressed his hands to the sides of Naruto's head, massaging the boy through the golden hair.

"...Naruto...Come out now," Sasuke whispered in his coaxing. Shortly after, the Kyuubi shook his head.

"...He doesn't want to."

"Well, can't you make him?"

"Of course I can...But he's quite upset with me for obvious reasons. And he's scared of you."

"He's never scared of me," I began strongly, "And I don't care, I need him right now."

"But what about my fun?" Kyuubi whined loudly, annoyed beyond belief. Sasuke snorted.

"You aren't getting any tonight, so just deal with it." Kyuubi eyed him warily.

"...You promise not to do anything to him?" Sasuke was startled by the fox's protectiveness. Nodding his head, the beast groaned quietly before giving up, letting his tail and boiling chakra sizzle away into nothing but steam, leaving a lonely looking boy in his stead. The boy with the glowing-in-the-dark blue eyes, that were forever luminescent and beautiful.

The boy Sasuke loved so much.

Naruto pressed his hands over Sasuke's, who was still stroking the sides of the blonde's head. And looking him over with those cerulean eyes that melted everyone's heart, he furrowed his eyebrows pitifully.

"...You aren't angry?"

Sasuke slowly slid his hands over Naruto's shoulders, over his arms, and dropped down to his waist, pulling him to his lap. Naruto looked more hesitant than ever, fearing Sasuke would yell in his face or hit him. But the raven was all but angry, rubbing little circles in Naruto's skin. Naruto sat still, not really knowing what to do in the situation. He was expecting the Sasuke who yelled at him, the one that would blame him for everything, not...This thing...

A cramp made Naruto jolt. Sasuke looked up at him with questioning eyes, but Naruto was haunch over in pain, trying not to clutch too tightly to his stomach. It was at that point where Sasuke brought his hand out to the large bulge, massaging it for all it's worth, forcing Naruto to lean back against his other arm. The fingers kneaded tenderly at the knotted flesh, drawing invisible circles over the skin. Naruto's face was contorted in pain, a face Sasuke didn't like at all. And rubbing slower and more carefully, the face eased and the body slouched. And slouching so far back, his head met the counter. Finding his body content, he lifted his head up, only to find that it was sticky. Quickly bringing his hand to the back of his head, he realized just what the forgotten chocolate ice cream was doing: melting.

"Eeeeeeh, Sasukeeeee!" he whined as he ran his hand through his matted sticky hair. Sasuke laughed at that, standing up and setting his Naruto on the stool. He threw away the dripping box of ice cream, a smile on his face. Naruto huffed, his hair in clumps and knots from the liquid sugar, but loosened up at Sasuke's shaking frame, laughing still. And beckoning for the raven, who was immediately beside him, he grabbed a hold of the collar of his shirt and yanked him down so their lips connected. And it being a short and chaste kiss, Naruto pulled away only slightly so they could breath, smiles on both of their faces. Naruto's was by far the brightest as he let out a short chuckle before letting out a sigh in the form of words:

"...I like it when you smile..."