February 3

Why Tayuya Plays the flute!

By thebluekirby64

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Tayuya: "I play the flute because it's less heavier then the other instruments"

There's your answer! Now that you know why Tayuya came up with her answer, the rest of this chapter is totally optional! Unless you feel like reading and stuff! Lots of messed up couplings! (uhhh…maybe just one…)

"Good morning, Kabuto!" Tayuya said as she walked past Kabuto. (this is before she died :D)

"Hi Tayuya!" Kabuto happily said.

"Hey Kabuto"

"Yeah?"

"I like you."

"…that was unexpected"

"Do you like me?"

"I'd like you if you play the flute!"

"Ok!"

And that's the OTHER reason why Tayuya plays the flute!

"Ok! I'm gonna get good at playing the flute!" Tayuya said with lots of esteem, "Hey, maybe if I'm able to summon monsters and control them using my flute, then maybe Kabuto will like me more!"

So Tayuya practiced and practiced until she was able to summon monsters and control them using her flute!

"Hey Kabuto!" Tayuya said when she spotted Kabuto walking down the hall.

"Yeah?" He asked.

"Watch this!" Tayuya took out her flute and played a tune like she did in episode 120! (make sure you watch that episode, Kiba is awesome!) She made these weird creepy guys appear and made them destroy a bunch of things.

"Wow, that's really cool!" Kabuto said.

"Do you like me more now?" Tayuya asked.

"Yeah, but I'd like you more if you used those monsters and killed Orochimaru!"

"But why? Orochimaru-sama is the greatest!"

"Rubbing his feet isn't fun, and I'm sick of doing his groceries!"

Tayuya was being pressured and didn't know what to do. So what DID she do? She turned to Sakon! Who knows why! Maybe because he had two bodies he'd PROBABLY be smart!

"I know what you should do!" Sakon immediately said.

"What? WHAT?" Tayuya said, eager to hear the answer

"Join our gate club, it's really awesome! It'd be great if we had a girl join us! And plus, you're hot!"

Tayuya only twitched.

"Faggit!" Tayuya yelled, and hit Sakon across the head with her flute.

And then Tayuya thought about it: The gate club? Sounds really stupid. But I'm not that active in this fanfiction series, I guess I'll join!

So…Tayuya joined! But she didn't relize that the freaks of Orochimaru's gang, Jirobu and Kidomaru were in it. So what did she do? Smack them with her flute, of coruse! For no good freakin reason!

"Ok, rules of the gate club!" Sakon announced:

1. No disobeying me!

2. No one pulls moves on Tayuya except me!

3. No parties unless I'm there

4. No disobeying Orochimaru-sama!

"what happens if you break these rules?" Kidomaru asked.

"You get kicked out!" Sakon said.

"Why would it be bad if we get kicked out?" Tayuya asked.

"Because I asked Orochimaru for our club to do all the A-rank mission he has, so if you get kicked out, no A-rank missions!" Sakon simply said.

"You didn't tell us about A-rank missions!" Jirobu said, "If you mentioned tat, I would have joined earlier!"

"And how will this help me with my crush on Kabuto?" Tayuya asked.

"… You have a crush on Kabuto?" Sakon asked, surprised.

"Yeah, that's why I turned to you for help!" Tayuya said.

"Why Kabuto? I mean, what does Kabut have that I don't!"

"uhhhh… one head?"

"ARGH! Calm down Sakon, it's gonna be ok, somehow we'll make Kabuto fall for some other pink headed girl….hey I have an idea!"

"Uhh…Sakon, what are you saying?" Kidomaru asked.

"Whoops, did I say that out loud?"

So this is what Sakon did. He hooked up Kabuto with Sakura and they for some reason fell in love.

"What does that little girl with no talent have that I don't?" Tayuya asked.

"Uhhhh…. No flute?" Sakon said.

"Wahhh! I don't know what to do anymore!" Tayuya cried.

"Why not come do a mission with us? Orochimaru asked us to capture this Sasuke guy, wanna go?" Sakon asked.

"Ok!" Tayuya said.

So that's how everything got started! Besides the Kabuto/Sakura thing. But why does Tayuya like the flute short? Because if she had a piano, it'd be heavy to carry, right?

End :D