CHAPTER 2: Ordinary day Program. Playing…

Morning had come. Birds were singing their melodies perched on the trees. Cats were meowing their way. And men were fleeing for their lives for their wives found out that they were out that night in bars. Run boy! Run! The black haired boy gives a great leap! Astounding! audience cheers in the background Ooh what's that? That thing in the wife's hand? A pan! No! A pot! A very valuable porcelain pot! She throws! WApAck! CRASH! K-tash! Audience: oooh! That's gotta hurt! Man its bleeding! Straight in the head! 5 points to Team Wife! Applauding in the background And know a blonde zips through the corners! And… Audience: Ahem! The story?... Ah yes! I apologize…mm… clears throat …

The wonderful rays of sunlight penetrated Gabu Jogasaki, an apartment. Its great light flashed upon all parts of the building. Brightness has now spread throughout the area. But it didn't spread through all the rooms particularly one room. The purple curtains had blocked its rays. Inside was your typical apartment room. T.V., kitchen area, bathroom, the floor was made out of wood, the general color of the room was green with brown because of the doors and other wooden furniture, etc. A sleeping mat with two figures plus two tiny ones covered up in a blanket is at the center of the room. Next to the sleeping mat were a bunch of books. School stuff. There was a stack of magazines next to the books. It's obvious already what the content of the magazines are so I won't explain too much there. Question: Why does one of our main characters despise sunlight? Obviously he wanted no wake up calls. These wishes of his were of course inevitable. These wake ups shall always hunt his mornings. Poor boy! It's rare for him to get such relaxing sleep and to wake up wonderfully. One thing's for sure there was always a shout in the morning. Like the crow of a rooster for a farm, the cry of this man was a wake-up call for everybody. Well most of them. In fact some of them used this as their alarm. And, friends, exactly 10 seconds he'll shout. It'll be around six o' clock when it'll explode. 9 now…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…I advice you all some ear muffs… audience grabs them ear plugs and forces it down their ears

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

Ee-crap! My ears! Audience shouts too…cause of the pain. Quick an ambulance! Nee-naw! Nee-naw! Nee-naw! Phew! White men fix 'em up! I gotta show to run … one of the men came forward and said, "Sir please sign here…" Argh. Sigh… the host signs and signs and signs and signs…still signing. Almost done… Finally the man in white spoke, "Thank you sir! Have a good day!" The narrator smiles but mumbles under his breath, "Whatever…annoying contracts". He looks back at the audience. We apologize for the disturbance that has fallen upon us. Do not worry! We shall supply for you all that you WANT! Who cares about your needs! Anyway…

The fine virgin-

Hideki then speaks during the scene. "What's all the fuss about me being a virgin?" The audience chuckles, some dying of laughter. The narrator then speaks to the virgi-. WHATS WITH THE VIRGIN? Ahh yes! I apologize. Anyway the narrator…"Hush, hush, my good man. Play along and join the fun." "But how can I join in when-" "SILENCE! Can't you see were delayed on the schedule already? In fact I think I should have changed the chapter…now shut up or I'll turn you to a pig! I mean it!"

The fine v…umm…man had just woken up. Apparently, his mobile persocom woke him up. The tiny thing had energetic brown eyes. Her plum violet hair danced in her flight to the ear of her master along with the pink ribbon, which had interesting designs, attached to her back. Her ponytail, whose end was a bit twisted, was held with the help of metal hat of some sort. Her face is undeniably cute! How adorable! Her Arabian dress (looks like for me. I don't what you think of it…) which was in colors of pink, white, and maroon matched the pink tambourine she played while singing in hyperactivity, "Wake up! Wake up! It's another wonderful day! Wake up! Wake up! Let's now exercise 'kay?" The brown haired guy jumped from his sleeping mat. His eyes were tensed ready for anything like he was about to be shot or something! His face sweated and made Niagara Falls look like a flow of water from a tap thus the white shirt of his was dripping wet. His mouth was so big from his surprise I think my head would fit pretty nicely…plus more. He panted like a dog. "Sumomo can't you ever wake me up without killing the living crap in me?" "Aahh! Scary again!" She fell flat on her back with a thud. "You see master you're always hard to wake up. So I did that instead!"

The boy deeply sighed and had lain down once again. He was licking his lips now knowing he'll get a nice rest. Of course, as I stated before, it is an impossibility. Pretty soon he felt like something was close to him. Breath from someone was being sent to his face. He opened one eye. A cute girl with amber eyes and blonde hair stared at him. He opened slightly both eyes. The girl smiled and brushed her hand on his neck. How soft, he thought. The lady then closed her eyes and went toward his face. He then sat up! Straight as a rock. "Down there" too. "Hideki!" said the cute blonde. Oh how adorable the voice! "Good morning!" Hideki gave a yawn. He then smiled and embraced the cute thing. "Good morning too, Chii." "Did you have a nice dream?" "Huh? Why did that come into your mind?" She pointed "down there" in his black pants. "You were saying a lot of stuff during your sleep mostly related with yummies."

(She is talking about the magazines of Hideki, whichui Hideki calls as okazu. In Japanese it means "side dish". In the English translation, Chii's calls one the magazines as a "tasty side dish". In the American translation, Chii calls them "yummies." Whatever the translation you obviously get the point!)

He went into a deep red and was as hot as red iron. "Umm…nothing…nothing…!" "Chii? Why don't you just tell me? I'll understand. I want to learn more." "Really it's nothing! C'mon…ahh…eh…um-none no! Nothing really!" She sighed and gave a grin. "Hideki…", her eyes danced, "I know what you were dreaming of. I asked Mr. Shinbo about that." She giggled at the mere sight of him red as a tomato. Oh I pity that boy! Tsk! Tsk! "Oh boy…" "Hideki…" "Hmm?" "I…um…" Her cheeks were getting rosy. Hideki was a bit surprised and he just can't help but look at how CUTE Chii looked with her red cheeks and all. She was crumpling her nightdress while speaking. "I…I…want to be…one…with you!" Hideki was obviously stunned. "I…I…want to express my love for you, Hideki…I want to give you what I believe you want…to be one…with me…" Hideki once again blushed. He went red again as tomato but this time with more sweat "I…Chii…I um…" He gave a sigh and embraced the lady. This made Chii's cheeks burn more. "Umm…Chii…well…", he took her soft hands and faced the red Chii. "Well, okay but I think it's best we do it when we get married." She looked into the eyes of her beloved. She smiled. "Hideki…you're really a nice guy." Hideki beamed a glad smile. They then stared into each other's eyes, both in a trance for quite a while.