February 4
McDonalds 3
Hey, they still work there, right?
By thebluekirby again because darkshadowclone is out camping which leaves ME in charge! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Because this is a crappy situation, the yaoi part will be crappily done. Just wanted to warn you guys so you don't yell at me TT
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"Good morning Naruto!" Neji said as Naruto walked into McDonalds.
"Hi, Neji!" Naruto replied.
"Ok Naruto, today I have to test you to see how well you've been doing with the cash register!" Neji said.
"Ok! Just shoot anything at me!" Naruto said.
"Great! I'll pretend that I'm the costumer!"
"Then who's gonna be Neji?"
"I am! I'll just pretend to be a costumer!"
"But if you're the costumer, then someone else has to be Neji in your place! Wait! I know! Kiba! But then who's gonna be Kiba…. I WILL! But then who's gonna be me…."
"Let's just get on with the point! Ok, I'd like a number 2 meal PLAIN with chicken nuggets and fries!"
"Plain? You must really be fat. Come on, you HAVE to eat it with vegetables!"
"Naruto, I'm not really going to buy anything."
"But you're the costumer! You HAVE to buy something!"
"Ok! Fine! I'll have a number 2 mean NOT PLAIN with French fries and chicken nuggets!"
"Do you want a drink with that?"
"NO!"
"Come on! You can't have a meal without a drink!"
"FINE! I'll have a small sized drink with that!"
"Would you like to try our new white meat chicken nuggets?"
Naruto glanced at Neji and saw a very furious look on his face. So he decided to shut up and pressed a few buttons on the cashier.
"Umm…ok… that'll be 3. 95 (note: not the actual price!)" Naruto said.
Neji angry handed Naruto the money. Then Naruto took the cash, pussed the button that made the big money box pop out, placed the money in and gave Neji his change.
Neji (still angery) took the change and the tray once it arrived.
"Uhhh…hope you have a nice day!" Naruto said with an un-easy tone.
"That was great Naruto!" Neji suddenly, happily said, "I'll let you pass!"
Neji took off the sticker on Naruto's shirt that had a big smiley face on it that said "In Training".
A few hours later …
"I'm bored, what should we do?" Shikamaru said, staring at the TV for cars at the drive thru.
"The author wanted this chapter to be short," Kiba said, "Want to know why? Because it's not good for you to just be sitting here and read! You have to go out and play! It can be here, there, or anywhere! Just get out and play! That's Verb! It's what you do!"
"Make sure you visit verbnow dot com!" Neji said.
…
"Ok, that was really gay you guys," Shino said.
"Then let's clean up the restaurant!" Naruto said.
"While we sing our McDonalds song!" Chouji said.
"No way, that's even more gay," Shino said, shivering.
"Well, all the fans like yaoi, don't they?" Neji asked.
"Let's add crappy yaoi just for the heck of it!" Naruto cheered.
"No way man, you're gay," Shino said.
"… I know!"
"So now what are we supposed to do?" Neji asked.
"Let's burn down McDonalds again and the author will bring us back to life again!" Kiba said.
"Naw, that's too cheesy," Neji said.
"Why don't we do what I said?" Naruto suggested.
"Ok, I mean, fans love yaoi and shonen ai! Even though it's basically the same thing!" Neji said. He grabed Lee and started kissing him. (told you it'd be crappily done)
"Yay for yaoi!" Naruto said as he kissed Shikamaru.
"You know we can get fired for doing all this," Shino said, watching everyone mindlessly kissing each other.
Then an old woman and her little grand daughter walked into McDonalds while everyone was doing the gayness. She immediately covered the little girls eyes and they ran away for their lives.
"Who cares if we get fired, we never asked for the job!" Shikamaru said as Naruto kissed his neck.
"Well, if any of you still want to be in this job, raise your hand!" Shino said.
Even though the restaurant was bug proof, you could hear a cricket.
"Kiba! If you wanted to get fired, why aren't you out there acting gay?" Shino asked Kiba.
"Because I'm straight!" Kiba proudly said.
"Phew!" Shino sighed.
"But! I guess it's time for a little change in this straight living life of mine!" Kiba said as he jumped up and tried to kiss Shino. But Shino blocked Kiba using his bugs.
"You're all insane!" Shino cried as he walked towards the exit. Then, Sasuke showed up!
"Sasuke! Thank god you're here! Now you can stop all this gay madness!" Shino said.
"Wait a minute…" Sasuke said, "You all started acting gay without me? How could you!" Then Sasuke mindlessly started kissing who ever wasn't being kissed, besides Shino.
Yes, the kissing was getting really disturbing to Shino, especially the part where Shikamaru licked Chouji (you didn't hear that from me! XD).
"Hey! Stop doing that, Sasuke!" Naruto said ask Sasuke stroked Naruto's hair.
"Wait, what's Shino doing with that Ice Cream machine?" Sasuke asked.
"You guys leave me no choice! I'm gonna have to KILL you all!" Shino said, ordering the bugs to lift up the ice cream machine.
"Just because we acted gay?" Shikamaru asked.
"No, because Kiba stole my silver web cam and he won't give it back," Shino responded, "Now DIE!"
Shino ordered the bugs to throw the ice cream machine at everyone and it well…caused a fire.
"AHHH! We're gonna die again!" Naruto cried.
"Who cares, we're underwater!" Sasuke said.
"Wha? We're under water?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah, doesn't that explain why Sponge Bob is here?"
"I'm ready!" said the sponge bob from out of nowhere.
"Then how is there a fire if we're under water?" Neji asked.
"Fires could always be caused underwater!" Sasuke answered, "All we have to do is blow it out!" Sasuke walked up to the big fire and blew at it. Suddenly, the fire went out.
"What? That's all we had to do!" Lee asked, "Why didn't we do that the last time McDonalds caught on fire!"
"That's because we weren't under water!" Sasuke responded.
"How can you blow under water?" Naruto asked.
"Spongebob does it."
"Well…. This chapter is practically over now…hope to see you tomarrow!" thebluekirby out of nowhere said, "And please review!"
"BYE!" all the other boys said in unison.