February 5th

AHHHHHHHH!

Today, Neji woke up with an excellent idea to get revenge on Shino.

"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Neji laughed. (Who wouldn't?)

Neji found Shino at the park…playing at the sand box with his army action figures.

"I'll kill you!" Shino spoke for an army figure that was fighting an…I don't know, King Kong? Anyway… "Monster: Not unless I kill you first! Like what I did to your comrades! Muwhahaha! Army guy: SHUT UP! Monster: DIE!" Shino took out a magnify glass and melted the army figure (like in the adventures of Billy and Mandy!).

Neji sweat dropped. "Uhhh…Shino?"

"Hi, Neji! What are you doing here?" Shino asked.

"Uhh…" Neji started.

"Okay! Bye!" Shino said as he walked to the candy bar.

"…Uhhh…" Neji said, "Wait, what am I doing here anyway?"

Darkshadow clone: Script? (Hands Neji the script)

Neji reads the script and walks up to Shino.

"Hey, Shino! Buddy! Do you want to learn about something cool?" Neji asked.

"Sure!" Shino said.

"Meet me at the Park at 2:00!"

"Which park?"

"…Uhhh…That one?" Neji said as he pointed at the park they where just at.

"Okay!" Shino said as he walked over to Kiba, who was at the Ramen store.

"Lets go to Hinata's house now!" Kiba said as they walked to the mansion. Kiba knocked on the door and Hiashi opened the door.

"Is Hinata home?" Shino asked.

"She's in her room," Hiashi said.

Shino and Kiba went to the third floor and Kiba stopped.

"What are you doing?" Shino asked.

Kiba pointed at a door that had a sign that read, "This is Neji's room, do not enter!"

"Let's enter! Even though we aren't suppose too!" Shino said as they went inside Neji's room.

The room was completely filled with Barney things.

"Whoa," Kiba said as he accidentally bumped into Shino, causing Shino to fall down and hit a button, and the button made a book appear.

"…It says…NEJI'S DIARY!" Shino yelled.

"Read it! Read it!" Kiba yelled.

"Fine, fine…" Shino said as he opened the book and turned to a page, "February 1st, Today I had a dream about me and Tenten…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shino dropped the book.

"What?" Kiba asked as he picked up the book and read the page, "…Today I had a dream about me and Tenten being Lab partners? What's so scary about that?"

"Read further on!" Shino said.

"I also dreamed that we killed the main house? That isn't scary!"

"Next sentence!"

"And we…AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY SHIKAMARU!" Kiba yelled.

"Did someone call me?" Shikamaru said, coming out from nowhere.

"I didn't mean you! I meant, SHI- (Car passes by)!" Kiba said

"How can a car pass by? Were inside a house!" Neji yelled.

"What are you doing here? That was MY line!" Shino yelled.

"Screw you!" Neji yelled and then left.

Darkshadow clone: "I'm just reading off the script!"

"Is someone getting paid for the script manager?" Shino asked.

Darkshadow clone: "…I don't think so."

"…Anyway, what part are we on?" Kiba asked.

Darkshadow clone: "Page 3 section five."

"?"

Tenten and Neji walk in.

"AHHHHHH!" Shino and Kiba screamed, they ran over to a window and jumped out of it. Then they came back.

"Oh, for a second I thought Neji and Tenten came in!" Kiba said, "Oh no! There still here!"

The two jump out another Window and came back.

2 hours later…

"For a second I thought we were dead!" Shino said, "AHH! THERE GONNA GET US!"

They ran up to a window but it was already broken, then they ran to another window but that one was broken too! So they run to Hinata's room and knock on the door.

"Oh, Hi Shino and Kiba!" Hinata said.

The two go to her window and jumped out of it.

2:00

The park…

"Hi, N-n-n-n-n-n-n-ehh…eh….eh….!" Shino started.

"NEJI!" Neji yelled, "Why did you run out of my window earlier?"

"But! You…and Tenten…and…and…and-whoa…" Shino said.

"…Anyway, I wanted to teach you about….uh…err…do you know what boobs are?" Neji asked.

"Oh, yeah," Shino said.

"We'll when a man wants to be with a woman they-(car passes by)" Neji said.

"…AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shino yelled.

"And the woman- (truck passes by)"

"GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shino screamed.

"And that is called!"

"AAAHHHHHHH! STOP IT!" Shino yelled.

"S-E-X!"

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"…Sex."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"We'll that's it!" Neji said.

Shino leaves, and Neji is left alone.

Neji looks around, "Oh, Tenten! How I love you SO much! I want to tell you, but I can't find the words!"

Shino is spying on Neji from a near by bush. He sweat dropped.

"Oh! I just want to open up your bra and!" Neji started.

"STOP IT!" Shino yelled as he ran off, screaming: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I'm SO sorry about not updating, my computer wouldn't work so we had to get it fix, and it took a while T-T.