February 6th

I'm a ninja!

Jiraiya felt that people should hear him out, I mean, they just IGNORE him so he went around town. First he went to Team 7.

"Hey guys!" Jiraiya said.

"Pervert!" Naruto yelled.

"I'm not a pervert! I'm a SUPER PERVERT!" Jiraiya yelled.

"ACK! Kakashi-sensei! Save me!" Sakura yelled as Jiraiya approached her.

"I'm a ninja!" Jiraiya yelled.

"So? I am too," Sasuke said.

"BUT! I'm a legendary ninja!" Jiraiya said.

"Hey! Is that a girl getting nude in public?" Naruto yelled.

"WHERE!" Jiraiya yelled as he looked around. When he looked at team 7 they weren't there! "Grrr…"

So, Jiraiya went to Team 8.

"Hey! Oh, mama!" Jiraiya yelled as he looked at Kurenai! Kiba and Shino sweat dropped.

"What?" Kurenai asked.

"Your…your…" Jiraiya started.

"Huh?" Kurenai asked.

"YOUR SEXY!" Jiraiya yelled.

Everyone dropped their jaws.

"WHAT!" They yelled.

"…I'm a ninja!" Jiraiya said.

Kiba was about to say, "So? I am too!"

But Jiraiya said, "But not ANY kind of Ninja! I'm a legendary ninja!"

"Yeah, and this is my friend Shino, the half-bug ninja!" Kiba said.

"Yeah, and this is my friend Kiba, the half-dog ninja!" Shino said.

Jiraiya found it was hopeless so he went to team 10.

"HI! I'm a Ninja!" Jiraiya yelled.

"Right, isn't half of this country ninjas?" Shikamaru said.

"…But! I'm a le!" Jiraiya started.

"Save it for the fans!" Ino said.

Jiraiya walked away slowly to Team 13.

"Hi! I'm a ninja!" Jiraiya yelled.

"Isn't that what Lee yells?" Tenten asked pointing at Lee who was jumping around yelling, "I'm a ninja!"

"But! I'm a legendary ninja!" Jiraiya yelled.

"Yeah, and I can fly!" Neji said.

"You can?" Tenten asked.

"…No," Neji said with a sweat drop.

"Then why did you say you could fly?" Tenten asked.

"Uhh…OH! A BEE! I'LL NAME IT CHERRY!" Neji yelled, a bird came by and ate Cherry.

"NOOOOOOO! CHERRY!" Neji yelled, "I NEVER GOT TO HAVE DINNER YET!"

"Hey Neji, how's Cherry?" Tenten asked.

"Who's Cherry?" Neji asked.

Jiraiya sweat dropped and walked away to the forest, "No one wants me around…"

A frog passes by.

"Oh! Hi! I'm a ninja!" Jiraiya said.

"I know, you summon me, remember?" The frog said.

"Awww…" Jiraiya mumbled.