February 7th

How troublesome!

"DAMNIT! I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR!" Sasuke yelled as he tried to pull the door open.

"How troublesome!" Shikamaru said.

There teacher's, including Baki, trapped the kids and Shizune in a "Magic" house that was "unable to get harmed". Kakashi appeared from nowhere.

"Welcome to the magical house of DOOM!" Kakashi said.

"What are you going to do? Kill us?" Naruto asked.

"No."

"Then why did you say, 'DOOM!'" Gaara asked.

"I don't know! I felt like it!" Kakashi said, "anyway, the reason of this 'DOOM!' Is because the boys will turn into 3 year olds and will be wearing what they wore when they were 3 on February 7th 8:30, when I disappear! And they CANNOT CHANGE!"

"NNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke yelled.

"What's up with you?" Kiba asked.

"I was taking a shower at 8:30!" Sasuke yelled.

"Then that means…" Everyone said with wide eyes.

Sakura and Ino smirked.

"When will you let us out?" Lee asked.

"I'll let you out when me and the other teachers are satisfied!" Kakashi said.

"You only said that only the boys would change into 3 year olds, what about the girls?" Tenten asked.

"You have to take care of them!" Kakashi said.

"I call Sasuke!" Sakura and Ino yelled.

Then Kakashi disappeared. Sasuke turned into a nude three year old , Naruto looked like the one in the anime but he lost his front teeth because Ino and Sakura "accidentally" pushed him off the big kids monkey bars, Kiba was wearing a yellow smiley face T-shirt with blue pants, Shino was wearing a black T-shirt with Gohan from Dragon ball Z on it and blue shorts, Lee looked like the anime one, ditto for Gaara, Shikamaru and Chouji.

"Huh? How come Neji and Kankuro didn't turn into 3 year olds!" Tenten and Temari yelled.

Kakashi came form nowhere again, "We thought they were girls! I had no idea!" Then Kakashi left. Then he came back, "We also assigned who takes care of who!"

"Gaara and Temari!"

Temari cried.

"Lee and Tenten!"

"Noooooooo!" Tenten yelled.

"Naruto and Neji!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The two screamed.

"Sasuke and Sakura!"

"Yay!" Sakura said.

"No!" Sasuke and Ino said.

"Shino and Kankuro!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The two screamed.

"Kiba and Hinata!"

"Yay!" The two said.

"Chouji and Shizune!"

"…"

"AND! Shikamaru with Ino!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" This scream was worse then Shino and Kankuro's.

"We'll, Ja!" Kakashi said.

Everyone looked at there partners. Basically they just stared at each other…stunned.

"……………AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! I'M 3 AND I'M NUDE! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!" Sasuke yelled as he ran to the door and started pulling on it.

"It's wocked! Let wick it down!" Naruto said.

"I had no idea what you said but I'm kicking it down!" Lee said.

"That door is mine!" Gaara yelled aiming for a kick.

"Oh-no you don't!" Neji said as he aimed for a kick.

"No way you two are gonna kick it down!" Sasuke said as he aimed for the door too.

So, it turned into a massive fight to kick the door down.

Teachers

"HAHAHA!" Gai laughed, "SASUKE IS NAKED!"

"Whoa, are they going to be okay?" Kurenai asked as she watched Tenten get out some weapons.

"00" Kakashi made that face.

Kids

"Uh…that door isn't locked…" Sakura said.

"Or is it?" Shino said.

"You can tell! The chain isn't connected!" Sakura said.

Kakashi appeared and locked the door.

"Let's kick it down now!" Lee said as they went into a second round of fighting.

2 hours later…

Gaara and Temari…

"So. What do you want to do?" Temari asked.

"…"

"Gaara?"

"I wanna kick down the door!" Gaara said.

"Too bad." Temari said.

Lee and Tenten…

"Lets go out and train!" Lee said.

"But, we can't get out," Tenten said.

"Oh…"

Naruto and Neji…

"I can't welieve I'm wtuck here with wou!" Naruto said.

"Then get out!" Neji said.

"That's the wroblem! We can't!" Naruto said.

"…How do you know? Your only 3!" Neji said.

"Grrr. Wasenga!" Naruto yelled.

"GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Neji yelled, Naruto missed and Neji fell off his chair and hit the ground.

"Ow…" Neji moaned.

Sasuke and Sakura…

"Your SO cute!" Sakura said as she picked Sasuke up and threw him in the air and caught him.

"Grrr…" Sasuke growled.

"I'm going to take a picture of you!" Sakura said.

"! I gotta use the bathroom!" Sasuke yelled as he ran to the bathroom.

Shino and Kankuro…

"Faster! Faster!" Chibi-Shino said as he pulled on Kankuro's hair.

"OW! Shino! Can we stop playing horse?" Kankuro yelled.

"Why?" Shino asked.

"I already ran-crawled around the whole entire house for 2 minutes!" Kankuro yelled.

"We'll, you almost beat me so you should be able to go for another 2 hours or so! Your stronger than10 boy cheerleaders!" Shino said.

"I HATE being compared to cheerleaders!" Kankuro yelled as he shoved Shino off his back.

"Ow…" Shino said.

"What are you going to do now?" Kankuro asked.

Shino kicked Kankuro In the downstairs.

"Owwww…" Kankuro moaned.

"You don't listen to be, you get hurt!" Shino said as he took a rope, wrapped it around Kankuro, and hung him to the wall.

"Evil!" Kankuro yelled.

Shino stuck out his tongue.

Kiba and Hinata…

The two where in the kitchen. Hinata was making dinner and Kiba was being her "little helper".

"Salt," Hinata said.

Kiba ran over to the salt, picked it up, and ran back to Hinata.

"Soy sauce," Hinata said.

Kiba ran to the soy sauce and tried to pick it up. It was to heavy for him so Kiba pushed it to her.

"Flour," Hinata said.

"Where is it?" Kiba asked.

"In the closet," Hinata said.

"How do you expect me to reach it?" Kiba asked.

"Stool?" Hinata said.

"Oh…"

Chouji and Shizune

"…So…what do you like to do?" Shizune asked.

"Eat!" Chouji said.

"…"

"What?"

"…"

Shikamaru and Ino…

Shikamaru fell asleep so Ino sat there…thinking about Sasuke! And there's no point with them!

When Sasuke came down form the bathroom, he noticed Kankuro hanging on the wall.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked, "Your suppose to be with Shino."

"Err…Shino hung me up here, can you get me down?" Kankuro asked.

"No," Sasuke said.

"Why?" Kankuro asked.

"Shino is right there." Sasuke said.

"Dang!" Kankuro said.

Shino came up to Kankuro and poked him with a fork.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked as Shino took out a knife, "and where'd you get THAT?"

"I found it in my pocket and I'm going to kill Kankuro!" Shino said.

"I just pushed you off my back!" Kankuro yelled.

Then Shino glared at him.

"That was last year!" Kankuro yelled.

Shino glared more evilly.

"Fine, fine. Megas XLR is NOT stupid," Kankuro said.

"That's more like it." Shino said as he let Kankuro down.

Sasuke left.

"Why did you have to do that?" Kankuro asked.

Lee came from a corner but then he heard, "I felt like doing IT." Lee stayed to hear the conversation to make sure he wasn't mistaken.

"Why did you feel like doing IT?" Kankuro asked.

"Doing IT was fun!" Shino said. Lee nearly squeaked.

"Doing IT was so unlike you." Kankuro said.

"So? I DO IT with other people."

"STOP!" Lee yelled.

"What? Stop what?" Shino and Kankuro asked.

"STOP THIS GAY MADDNESS!" Lee yelled.

"So? Naruto, Kiba, and Sasuke do it!" Shino said.

"THEY DID?" Lee yelled.

"Yeah, in chapter 35, remember? They were…HEY! Did you think me…and…Kankuro…and…whoa…" Shino said.

"Don't say, 'me…and…Kankuro…and…whoa…'" Lee said.

"But, you just said, 'me…and…Kankuro…and…whoa…'" Shino said.

"STOP DOING IT!" Lee yelled, Tenten came from a corner and heard this part of the conversation.

"I like doing it!" Shino yelled.

"Well, I don't IT when you DO IT with ME!" Lee yelled, Tenten gasped.

"STOP! LEE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT WITH SHINO!" Tenten yelled.

"I did?" Lee asked.

"…I'm getting out of here," Shino said.

"But we can't get out of here!" Lee said.

"I meant get out of this room!" Shino said.

"But, were in the hallway!" Tenten said.

"We'll…FUC!" Shino started.

"DINNER TIME!" Kiba yelled, even louder than Shino.

"Lets go," Kankuro said.

Shino stood there with his arms folded.

"Fine, fine…" Kankuro said as he picked up Shino and put him on his shoulder. Tenten led Lee to the dinner hall.

When everyone entered the dinning hall there eyes popped out.

"W-wow!" Naruto said.

"Can we eat?" Chouji asked.

"Everyone must be in the dinning hall!" Ino yelled.

"WHAT? Isn't wveryone herw?" Naruto yelled.

"Neji isn't here," Tenten said.

"WHAT? WEJI WALKED WE HERW!" Naruto yelled.

"…Now what?" Lee asked.

It was silent. Then Shino started humming 'Punk Rock 101 by Bowling for soup'.

"Hey, can you sing it instead?" Sasuke asked.

"Okay,

She works at hot topic
His heart microscopic
She thinks that its love but to him its sex
He listens to emo but fat mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

Same song different chorus

Chorus:
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands for punk rock 101

She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring at girls and not caring
When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up

Same song second chorus

Chorus

Don't forget to dely...on the very last word

Seven years later he works as a waiter
She married a trucker and he's never there
The story never changes, just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer

Did you just say that?
I said

Chorus x2

It's stupid, contagious (same song different chorus)
To be broke and famous (same song different chorus)
Can someone please save us from punk rock 101
My Dickies, your rock hands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

Now, were Neji you ask?

"Do, do, do, da, do!" Neji hummed as he washed his hand, "OH! I missed a spot! Do, do, do, da, do!"

"Neji wouldn't be washing his hands!" Tenten said, "Or get lost in this house!"

"Where was the dinning hall?" Neji asked himself.

"He won't scream either if he got lost!" Lee said.

Then they heard a, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M LOST!"

"Okay, he's lost, lets get him," Sakura said.

2 hours later, after dinner…

"Hmm, I checked the bed rooms," Shikamaru said, "There are eight bed rooms with two beds in them so I think we should just stick to the assignments and claim our rooms."

"…I'M GETTING THE BEST ROOM!" Everyone besides Shino, Shikamaru, Neji and Sasuke Yelled and ran up to the upstairs.

"…" The four stayed silent.

"So, how are we supposed to take showers?" Shikamaru asked.

"…Damn," Shino mumbled.

"I can at least take a shower!" Sasuke said.

"Yeah, and from the experience of being nude, I guess you don't need a towel!" Neji said.

"Wow! Neji has a sense of humor!" Shino said.

"I do?" Neji asked.

"You do? Whom are you getting married to?" Shino asked.

"HOLY CRAP! SHINO HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR!" Neji yelled.

"Well, yeah! I've been having a sense of humor since the second chapter!" Shino yelled.

"Are you asking for a fight, BABY?" Neji asked.

"FYI! I'm a toddler!" Shino yelled.

"…A talking toddler!" Neji said.

"Don't all toddlers talk?" Shino asked.

"We'll…you curse!" Neji said.

"And you can't," Shikamaru said.

"Yes I can!" Neji said.

"No you can't!" Shikamaru said

"Yes I can!" Neji said.

"No you can't!" Shikamaru said

"Yes I can!" Neji said.

"Yes you can!" Shikamaru said.

"No I can't!" Neji said.

"HA!" Shikamaru said.

"Well, you said first!" Neji said.

"We'll you said second, first is worse! Second is best!" Shikamaru backfired.

"I hate talking babies!" Neji yelled.

"FYI! We are toddlers!" Shino yelled.

"Yeah, and I'm in Gai's class!" Neji said.

"But, you are!" Sasuke said.

"FUC!" Neji started.

"SASUKE! SHINO! SHIKAMRU! TIME FOR BED!" Sakura yelled.

"Awww…" The three groaned.

"Ha!" Neji mocked.

"NEJI! YOU HAVE TO WATCH NARUTO!" Tenten yelled.

"Awww…" Neji groaned.

"HA!" The other three mocked.

Everyone had fallen asleep besides, Kankuro's room, Sasuke's room, and Neji's room.

Neji's room: 11:00

"A fireman, Hokage, a leaf…" Naruto trailed off, telling Neji every little figure on his blankets.

"Awww, Naruto, can we go to sleep?" Neji asked.

"BUT! I wever got wo well you what I waw today!" Naruto said.

"Agh!" Neji grumbled.

Sakura's room: 11: 45

"Oh, Sasuke! I love you so!" Sakura mumbled in her dream. She was sleep talking and Sasuke couldn't sleep.

"I wish you could tell me so!" Sakura said.

"Err, this is the only way to make her shut up! Oh, Sakura! How I love you so!" Sasuke said unwillingly. And guess what? She stopped talking!

Kankuro's room: 12: 45

"And then, he killed her," Kankuro said, he was telling Shino ghost stories.

"…" Shino didn't reply.

"Hey, are you awake?" Kankuro said loudly.

"I am now!" Shino said.

"Here's another story!" Kankuro said,

"It was almost this rich guy's daughter's birthday.

He wanted to get her a doll,

But she already had all the girl dolls.

So, he goes to a clerk and asked for a doll that was a single.

He got a Barbie doll that had no other double.

The daughter got it for her birthday,

And she loved it forever and ever and ever…and ever

When she was 12,

Her baby-sitter told her to stay away from the doll, for just that night.

When the girl went to sleep,

She heard a voice,

Here I come, I'm on the floor She ignores it Here I come I'm on your stairs She ignores it Here I come I'm on the first step

Here I come I'm on your second step

Here I come I'm on your third step

Here I come I'm on your fourth step

Here I come I'm on your fifth step

Then, the girl got frighten because there are only 10 steps in the house!

She ran to the baby-sitter but the baby-sitter said she was dreaming

The girl goes back to bed and hears

Here I come I'm on your sixth step Here I come I'm on your seventh step Here I come I'm on your eighth step Here I come I'm on your ninth step Here I come I'm on your tenth step Here I come I'm at your door

Here I come I'm at your bed

The girl feels weight on her Here I am, I finally have you! When the parents came back, they found their daughter dead!

They accused the baby-sitter guilty because she was the only one in the house

The father puts flower on the daughters grave and hears

Here I come I'm in the ground He runs home to tell his wife but she tells him he is dreaming

The wife goes to the grave and hears

Here I come I'm in the mud!

The wife gets scared and leaves.

10 years later

The baby sitter got out of jail and goes to the grave

Then she hears

HERE I COME ITS ALL YOUR FAULTTTTT!

Later that day they find her dead.

The end"

Kankuro looked over at Shino.

"How was that Shino?" Kankuro asked.

"…" No reply.

"Shino?" Kankuro asked.

"…" No reply.

Kankuro went up to him and poked him.

"He, he, he fell asleep!" Kankuro yelled.

"Huh? What?" Shino said getting up.

"YAY! Your awake!" Kankuro yelled.

"Yeah, thanks to you…" Shino mumbled.

Eventually, they went to sleep…