February 10th

Hamtaro and Pok'emon?

"Uhh…" Naruto mumbled.

"Hey, are you okay?" an unfamiliar voice said.

Then Naruto open his eyes and saw a giant hamster, it was about his size.

"…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed.

"What?" The hamster asked.

"AAAAHHHHH! THE HAMSTER IS TALKING TO ME!" Naruto yelled, "What's a hamster? And who are you?"

"Ahem, intro crew?" The hamster said. A song came on and it went like:

"It's Hamtaro time!

Hamtaro!

When we work together it's much better!

My best friend!

We like sunflower seeds, munch munch munch!

Hamtaro!"

"What the crap?" Naruto asked.

"Gasp! A foe!" the little hamster said. By now, you'd figure he's Hamtaro.

"A…foe?" Naruto asked.

"YOU SAID THE C WORD!" Hamtaro yelled, pointing at Naruto.

"Well, I say that all the time! Crap, crap, Crap, crap, Crap, crap, Crap, crap, Crap, crap, crapity crap crap!"

"GASP! HAM-HAMS! ATTACK!"

"00 'Ham-hams'?"

All of a sudden, a bunch of hamster appeared out of nowhere, holding guns, knives, and all those other blood and gore stuff!

"NOW!" Hamtaro yelled.

BAM! You could hear gun fires everywhere! And what really stunk was, the guns weren't single loaders! If they were, there'd be real action!

"I can handle this, I'm a ninja!" Naruto proudly said, "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!"

…

Nothing happened. The hamsters even stopped shooting bullets from their guns. Why?

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" All the hamsters laughed, "I'm a ninja! Yeah right!"

"But I really AM a ninja!" Naruto cried.

"But you're a hamster!" Boss (one of the hamsters) said.

Naruto rushed to the mirror. He was hamster-a-fied. He looked just like Naruto, only with yellow spiky hair and a blue konoha ninja forehead protector.

"I'm-I'm… a-a…." Naruto stuttered.

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oww…." Sasuke moaned.

Sasuke struggled to sit up, rubbing his head at the same time. He looked around and saw nothing but a forest. And no, he didn't turn into a hamster.

"CHARZARD!" something yelled. Sasuke immediately stood up and saw a red dragon looking thingy come out of the bushes.

"CHARZARD!" it repeated as it blew out fire.

"AHHH!" Sasuke yelled as he ran away from the fire.

"Katon Goukakyuu no jutsu!" Sasuke said. He blew out fire from his mouth and scared away the dragon.

"Hey, Katsumi, I found a Pok'emon!" A boy with a red cap and blue jacket said, pointing at Sasuke.

"Pok'emon?" Sasuke asked.

A girl with orange hair ran up.

"Satoshi! I've never seen this pok'emon!" The girl said, "It's really scary!"

"I'm not a Pok'emon!" Sasuke said.

"GASP!" the boy said, "It speaks English!"

"What's your name, little fella?" the girl asked Sasuke.

"Sasuke." He answered.

"So he's Sasukemon!" the boy said, "I'm Satoshi, and this is Katsumi!" (for those of you who watch the dub, Satoshi is Ash and Misty is Katsumi)

"Look, I'm not a 'Pok'emon'!" Sasuke said, "I'm a human! H-U-M-A-N!"

"Human?" Satoshi asked, "That would explain the freaky hair due!"

"Sorry we mistaken you for a Pok'emon," Katsumi said, "You just had such weird eyes and un natural hair we had to think you were a Pok'emon! You know what, you're pretty cute!"

"WHAT!" Satoshi asked, "What about us, Katsumi?"

"What about us?" Katsumi asked as she glomped Sasuke, "He's my new boy friend!"

"WHAT!" Sasuke screamed.

"Come on, there's a Pok'ecenter near by that we can stay at!" Satoshi said, "US as in not Sasuke. Come on, Katsumi!"

"No! I won't go unless Sasuke comes!" Katsumi said as she clanged on to Sasuke's arm.

"Don't I get a saying in this?" Sasuke asked.

"No! Now let's go, darling!" Katsumi said as she dragged Sasuke to the Pok'ecenter with Satoshi.

TBC

Ha ha…. That was crappy too. Hope you like it! The first half was written by Darkshadowclone and the rest by thebluekirby64! Hope you liked it :D