Chapter….um…what chapter am I on?

What ever, this chapter is called, "Your mom", based off a true story on my life.

Everyone smile

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One day, team 7 was talking in the woods, and like always, Mr. Kaka…Kakakaka…ummm….Kakakakakakaka….Kaka-

Random person: KAKASHI YOU DIMWIT!

DSC: Oh yea….hehehehehe…anyways, on with the story…

Where was I? Um…

"This cola isn't open…OPEN DA COLA!" yelled Shikamaru.

Random person: That's episode 9!

DSC: oh….my bad…no hard feelings people. Oh, I see where I am…

…And like always, Mr. Kakashi was late foe their meetings.

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura both screamed.

"I know." Kakashi said.

"NO YOU DON'T!"

"Yes I do!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE LATE! ONLY WE KNOW!"

"Well I'm a big boy now! I know what I know! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!"

"Um…can we get on with this?" Sasuke asked.

"NO!" Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto yelled at the same time.

"But…but (sniffs)...I wanted a teddy bear for Christmas…"

"Wtf?" Naruto asked.

Sasuke makes a puppy face.

"I repeat 'wtf'?" Naruto repeated.

"Your mom" Sasuke muttered.

"Your dad" Naruto

"Your sister" Sasuke

"Your brother" Naruto

"Your mom works at McDonalds" Sasuke

"Your mom works at 7 11" Naruto

"Both your moms work at Burger King, now shut up" Kakashi interrupted.

"Kakashi must be a chef because he just FRIED both of you!" Sakura shot.

"B!tch" Sasuke muttered.

"Loser" Naruto muttered to Sasuke.

"Dude, that's lame."

"Le perdant dira "ce que" ?"

"What?"

"Exactly"

"…Your mom's a loser"

"You-"

"SHUT UP FOR A FEW SECONDS!" Kakashi yelled.

(Naruto and Sasuke in sign langue) : Shutting up.

"You guys are going to do this project thingy with everyone else and blah blah blah blah blah… it'll cost $13"

"…I wish I had $13" Sasuke muttered.

"I have $160" Naruto mocked.

"No you don't"

"How would you know?"

"Because I broke into your house yesterday and there was nothing there"

"Yea well, you're broke too."

"I know, that's why I said, 'I wish I had $13'"

"You didn't need to repeat that."

"Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

"Now what?" Sakura asked.

"Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

"I dunno" Naruto answered.

"Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

"Hmmm…I wonder if it's possible for things to…"

"Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat."

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura both screamed.

"I know." Kakashi said.

"NO YOU DON'T!"

"Yes I do!"

"YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE LATE! ONLY WE KNOW!"

"Well I'm a big boy now! I know what I know! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!"

"…Déjà Vu" Sasuke muttered.

"Your mom" Naruto shot.

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Nearly this whole story happened to me.

Sasuke me

Naruto my friend Erin who always says "Your mom"

Sakura Joel…ha-ha yeah, I made you a girl XD

Kakashi Sean, Mr. Late