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One day, Kiba went around asking people, "What are you doing?" So, he went up to Hinata and asked, "What'cha do' in?"
"Nothing" Hinata replied.
"No! You're suppose to say, 'Your mom!'!"
"But, if I say that, then wouldn't that make me a lesbian?"
"Then say 'Your dad'!"
"How about I say you!"
"Whoa, I didn't know you felt that way for me Hinata!"
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"Your mom!" Naruto yelled.
"Your aunt!" Sasuke yelled back.
"Your mom's mother!"
"Your mom's uncle's daughter!"
"SHUT UP!" Some random guy with a red sweater that said, "Billy" who was passing by said.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked.
"Billy" The guy said as he pointed at his sweater.
"…"
"Are you…like…new?" Sasuke asked.
"Yep."
"Cool, what music do you listen to?"
"Hardcore and metal."
"Awesome, me too!"
"...Whoa," Naruto muttered.
"What do you do for fun?" Sasuke asked.
"Read the bible! Duh," Billy answered.
Sasuke and Naruto looked at him shocked and wide eyed.
"What?"
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"Hey Shikamaru, can you answer some questions for me?" Shino (XD) asked.
"Huh? Oh….uh…sure." Shikamaru answered.
"If Barbie is so popular, then why do we need to buy her friends?"
"…Why are you asking me this? You…don't play with Barbie…don't you?"
"Next question! What's another word for synonym?"
"Umm…same?"
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Er…"
"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"
"Because it's not the most popular?"
"What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?"
"I don't know"
"Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?"
"I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?"
"Headaches are all in your mind."
"I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't talk to me..."
"…."
"Can we just end this chapter now?"
DSC: huh? Oh, yeah, sure
Naruto: That's all folks!