Emo Shino

This chapter really isn't that funny, but it'll keep going (hopefully)

One day our favorite (or at least my favorite) team, team 8 was going to they're team meeting, and for some reason, Kiba couldn't find Shino (GASP).

"Hinata!" Kiba yelled as he ran towards her.

"Hm? K-Kiba-kun! What is it?" Hinata answered.

"Have you seen Shino? I haven't seen him since….1….3….5….2….12…..4 hours ago!"

"…Maybe he's already at the meeting place."

"How do YOU know? You're just a GIRL"

BONK!

Hinata bonked Kiba in the head. The two continued to the meeting place and would you look at that? Shino WAS there already! But, the strange thing was that Shino was wearing all black and his hair was down and all in his face.

"HI SHINO!" Kiba screamed into his ear (ouch 0.o). "Why didn't you walk with me here?"

Shino slowly turns his head towards Kiba and in a plain way he says, "…………" (A/N: OMFG! HES NOT ACTING OOC!)

"How are you?"

"……."

"You don't look 'fine'"

"……."

"Okay, fine, so, why didn't you wait for me (does puppy face)?"

"…………………………"

"What do you mean, 'you didn't feel like it'!"

"…………….."

Hinata sweat dropped anime style.

"What do you mean 'because'?" Kiba shouted at Shino.

"………." Shino quote SAID unquote.

At this point Kiba was mad, frustrated, he grabbed Shino's hand and was about to bite it (A/N: psh, ha ha.), but he noticed something on Shino's nails.

"Shino…….why are your nails painted black….?" Kiba asked slowly, then he looked down at Shino's feet, "and….why are your toe nails painted black too….?"

"…..Because I LIKE that color." Shino finally answered.

"…..You….you're not wearing…make-up….are you?" Kiba asked in caution.

"You'd be able to smell it if I was."

"……………………… (Eyes pop out) OMFG! SHINO'S GAY!111!ONE!ONE!"

POW!

POP!

SMACK!

CRACK!

And a lot of violent….

"SHINO IS NOT GAY!" Hinata yelled at Kiba.

All of a sudden Kurenai came out of no where and stared as Kiba and Hinata screamed at each other, she only heard, "Gay", "OMFG", and "Shino's", put it together and she says, "OMFG! SHINO 'S GAY?"

"NO HE ISN'T!" Hinata screamed, "RIGHT SHINO? YOU AREN'T GAY!"

Hinata looks over at Shino and he is writing in a black book that says, "Diary".

"……………………………..BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba laughed like there was no tomorrow.

Hinata and Kurenai both stared at Shino in pure shock.

"Um….Shino? Are you okay?" Hinata asked.

"…………" Shino said…..I guess?

Kurenai looked at the time, "oh…wow….its time to go home…."

Hinata and Kiba sweat dropped, "…..are you serious?"

"Oh, whatever!" Kurenai disappeared.

"I bet she can't wait to get back to Kakashi," Kiba mumbled.

"Shino, can we go over to your house to hang out?" Hinata asked.

"………………………………………………………………Whatever" Shino mumbled.

They walked over to Shino's house and Kiba and Hinata played with his games when they got there. Shino hid himself in his room.

"I'm worried about Shino-kun" Hinata said.

"Why? He's a big boy; he can take care of himself." Kiba answered.

"….Okay…..but he hasn't taken out his video taper the whole day, plus you guys missed Megas XLR"

"……..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kiba screamed.

"Ha ha" Hinata laughed.

"Anyways, lets go check up on Shino" Kiba said as they walked to his Shino's room.

When they got to his door, it sounded like something sharp cutting at something. Kiba and Hinata panicked a bit. Cautioned, Kiba opened the door slowly and peeked into the room.

"Holy crud…." Kiba said in horror at the sight before him, "Shino….w-w-why….h-how could you?"

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cliff hanger! That really sucked, I'm losing it, The rest will be up tomorrow!