Disclaimer: I do not own the people in POTC! Or the tempo of this song! The song is based off of "If I Only Had A Heart" from the Wizard of Oz. I have no beta!
Rated:K because its for everyone
AN This is my very first Parody not to mention my very first literature in the POTC section. So be nice! If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all! The only off word in here is Abler which is like sufficent power if you wanted to know
Sung by Davey Jones in tune of "If I Only HadA Heart"-
Davey Jones:
When a man's an accursed sailor
He should watch his abler
And yet this is just forepart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I might be kind-a human
If I only had my heart.
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and smarts
I'd be friends with Jack Sparrow
And the cannibals that shoot the arrows,
If I only had my heart.
Picture me ... a cute bunny ...
Instead of a squid faced boy-
I hear a beat.
How sweet!
Just to register emotion.
"Compassioness," "devotion"
And really feel the part
I could stay young not dither
And I'd lock it with a zipper
If I only had my heart.
AN: Thats it thats the end! Now please please please! Press the pretty purple button and srop me a friendlt review.