Rin: Sorry for the long awaited update, but my computer sucks so now I have to wait until my computer is fixed before I can update again. I do have this chapter though. Now, disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own, Harry Potter. My hero, the great J.K. Rowling owns all the rights. Unfortunately. My friend came up with the gross idea of having PeevesxFilch, though. For this chapter, anyway.

Rin: And now, one with the story!

This Means War!
A Dead Man's Revenge
Chapter Two

"Aargh!"Peeves shouted, throwing a random pot against the wall. "Those little brats!"

"'Not all men are annoying, some are dead. Unfortunately, you are still gracing us with your stupid.'" Peeves read the bumper sticker in anger. "How dare Potty and his little girlfriend!"

"'Intellectuals solve problems, Geniusses prevent them, and idiots like you cause them.'" He was absolutely ticked off now. "Mini Weasley and her boyfriend better watch out."

"'I'm too sexy for the living.'" Peeves was seeing red. "Weasley and Parkinson.. Aargh! Think they're all terribly funny, do they? Well I will show them!"

"Peeves...why so angry, love?" Argus Filch came down the corridor, Mrs. Norris trailing him.

"Children have no respect for the undead, today." Peeves seethed.

"Ah." Filch said. "They have no respect for caretakers either.." Filch went into a long boring rant about dung bombs and the many evils they possess.

"Love? Love? Love!" Peeves shouted, to get Filch's attention. "Just shut up, alright? I've already got a plan on how to get those little monsters back."

"Really? Do tell of this devious plan you have, my sexy." Filch smiled at Peeves.

"Hmm.. You know our headgirl? I say we get her. Her and Potty. And that goofy one, the male Weasley." Peeves rubbed his hands together in excitement. "Oh, I can just FEEL their anger!"

"Hmm.. Yes, but why stop at them? Let's go after.. That sleazebucker, Snape. He owes me some money." Filch then went into another rave on Snape and how he pays a little too much attention to Mrs. Norris.

"My dear, why stop at Snape? We can get Mr. High and Mighty himself." Peeves smirked as Filch's eyes lit up.

"Ooh! I like the sound of that.. You know.. All this talk has me feeling.. playful." Filch winked.

"Why, that sounds grand! I'll meet you in your office in five minutes!" Peeves winked back.

Ooh, everyone should fear Peeves wrath.

End of Chapter Two

Rin: I know, I know. Short, but hey. What can ya do? Suggestions are always welcome, so please make them! And remember, review! Thank you much!