"Bollocks"
By: PsychoHaired
Disclaimer: Not mine either…
A/N- Because my first reviewer asked so nicely… :)
For Merlin's sake! He's STILL talking about Quidditch!
I guess I better keep reading that novel then…since Ronald is too busy ignoring me.
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Now, where did I leave off?
Oh yes! Helena, the beautiful maiden has just encountered her fiancé's incredibly attractive brother, whom harbours deep secret feelings of love for her…
Little do they know that Robert is lurking the corridors nearby, looking for his betrothed…
…Oh no! Hide Helena!
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Ah! Ricky is about to tell her the truth!
Oh! Ron just sat next to me. Ahh, but it just got to the good part! …I'll just keep reading…
Oh No! Robert just walked in on them! And he is drawing his sword— What!
Ronald stop being annoying, it's in the best part!
What? The nerve! He's calling me annoying?
Ha! And because I wasn't paying him any attention my arse! HE was the one ignoring me all day!
...Honestly, Ron can be so egocentric sometimes!
He wants my attention?
Why?
…did he really just say he wanted my attention?
FINALLY, some progress! …I wonder if he's being serious
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Hmm, seems like I've rendered him speechless. Score one for me, Ron zero.
…And now he starts rambling on randomly. I wonder if Fred and George ever dropped him on his head when he was little. He really scares me sometimes… there is no way a human can be this thick…
…And the famous Weasley blush… I wish he'd make his move already. He had the perfect opportunity, but he didn't take it… bloody chicken.
-Sigh-
Maybe next time… I know he'll show his Gryffindor courage SOMEDAY
A/N- I like Ron's mind better… anyways, review?