Chapter 3 of my third story. Sadly I'm running out of ideas for this story. Sooooo it would be a great help if you, as the readers suggest some ideas in your reviews then this story will continue to strive. Thank you and enjoy the show!

Hinata left Naruto's house after their little 'session', she heard her stomach growl. 'Hmmm…' she pondered, 'I must be hunger' with a shrug, she went back home to make her another PBJ. Man did she love her PBJ! As she enjoyed her sandwich her father finally awoken. He looked around in a daze and saw Hinata and brightened up. "Hinata! You got to teach me that move you did on me!" yelled Hiashi. "You mean this?" asked Hinata as she bitched slapped Hiashi who's head snapped to the left and then the right and then to the left and continued back and forth as she repeatedly slapped him. "Yeah! That one!" said Hiashi who failed to notice that he got bitched slapped by his daughter at least….30 times and his face indicated it to. "Ok" said Hinata slowly as if she were talking to a 3 year old while Hiashi leaned in hang on her every world. "You just slap your opponent repeatedly! How hard can it be! Even a dumass can do it! GOSH!" yelled Hinata and stormed out the house. Hiashi stood there for a few seconds staring at the spot where Hinata once occupied and then blink because he hadn't in like 5 minutes. He stood straight and said "Oh Neji! Come here, I need to try out a move on you!"

Hinata was stomping down the street causing everyone around her to scatter or else experience a new definition of pain or hell which ever is better. She continued to stomp blindly until she bumped into something or rather someone and fell on her buttock. "Are you ok youthful stranger! I did not mean to get in your youthful way and have you fall on your youthful ass!" said the 'stranger'. "Lee!" came another voice, "You are forbidden to say that bad word! It one of does 13 bad words! Haven't you been watching your Spongebob? That kind to talk is for sailors and unyouthful people such as Kakashi who teaches his students to cuss and swear!" yelled Gai as he pointed to Naruto who was currently at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop and had currently lost his free ramen coupon. "Dammit! Where did I put that son of a bitch! Dammit!" yelled Naruto in despair. Gai covered Lee's hears after her heard the 'D' word. "Lee! You mustn't hear the evil! Evil! EVIL!" yelled Gai but it fell on deaf ears because he was blocking Lee's and Hinata just wasn't listening. Hinata looked up and watched the two people exchange banter until she recognized who they were and her eyes widen and horror and repulsion. There stood Konoha's very own The Two 'Beautiful' Green Beast. Hinata gets up slowly trying not to provoke the two but failed as they stopped talking and stared at her. Lee pointed at Hinata and yelled "HEY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE NEJI!", which cold make a deaf man become undeaf and then deaf again. But ANYWAY! Hinata scoff. "I'm way better look then Neji plus I'm a girl! So how can I look like a guy when im clearly a girl?" Lee stared at Hinata for a full minute before he said: "Gai-sensei! Don't all the Hyuga look the same?" Hinata face turn red with anger and she mad a calling bird sound in which Neji responded to by running towards them. She grabbed him and made him stand by him. "Now do we look the same?" asked Hinata. Lee stared at them both and circled them until became dizzy the stood by Gai. Lee then whispered in Gai's and in which Gai nodded and then Lee nodded.

10 minutes later…

Lee finally had come to a decision. This decision will be the matter of life and death. And his answer is…

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"SAY IT ALREADY!" yelled an obvious pissed-off-to-the-max Hinata who was starting to turn into Evil Hinata. Lee shuddered and nodded.

"I think that both of you…you…you…. Look the same!" yelled Lee who looked proud to come to such a conclusion. Hinata on the other hand morphed into Evil Hinata and went all-evil on Lee. After she was done, Lee was a bloody green and orange pulp on the ground. Neji looked at his teammate Lee who is a pulp and shrugged. He and Tenten we planning on taking him out anyway. It was just a matter of time…. Neji then turned his gaze over to Gai and glared. As he glare, Neji pointed a finger at Gai which made him flinch, causing him to grab the pulp and hid behind a tree. Having not find his coupon, Naruto walked over to the group while cursing. Gai gasped and covered Lee's ears or what looked like ears. Gai shrugged, as long as Lee doesn't hear the sailor talk, it was all-good with him! Naruto scanned the group and looked at Lee, gagged, and lost his would-be lunch. Having hearing the sound, everyone looked up to see Naruto throwing up. Even the pulps manage to grow an eye and stare. They looked on with interesting and disgust. "It's so disgusting, yet, I cannot turn away." Whispered Neji to Hinata who slapped him. Naruto looked up from his vomiting and saw that everyone was staring at him in disgust all but Hinata who had something different in her eyes…When Naruto finally realized what that look was, Hinata already pounce on him and began to do 'stuff' to him. Gai gasped once again and reached to cover up Lee's eyes. I said eyes because he manages to form another one.

Kakashi was walking down the sidewalk reading his favorite book. As he about to walk pass the group, he hears noise that you only hear on Come Come Paradise 2: The Movie. He looks at the ground to see Hinata doing unspeakable, unthoughtable, and unbelieving things to Naruto. Kaka eye widens but doesn't hesitate to pull out his video camera and start recording the acting. When doing his ninja duties, Kakashi is but a mere Jounin protecting his village. But at any other time, like right now, he his Jiraiya's research collected! DUN DUUN DUUUUNNN! Kakashi would videotape anything that can be passed on as 'research' for Jiraiya's books and he would be one of the top five people to get the newest edition when it came out. Kakashi loved his job very much, very much indeed. He also did care what happened to the people who he videotaped as with Naruto right now. I'm Kakashi could have stopped Hinata from doing the unspeakables on Naruto but as you can see dear read, he does not care. "Well I'm done here! Time to get my new book!" said Kakashi excitedly. He quickly ran before Naruto could see him but unfortunately, he did. "KAKAHIS YOU BASTARD! GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS BACK HERE AND HEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEE!" screamed a desperate Naruto but he was ignored. Gai was at a lost. Here was explicated scenes and cursing. He simply didn't have enough hands! Gai suddenly got an idea and looked around to see him anyone will help him to keep poor Lee pure (who was reforming again). Seeing no one, he sighed and decided that it would be better it Lee heard the cuss words then see the horrid scenes. Gai started weeping because he couldn't keep Lee pure.

Boo-Woo Poor Gai…OH WELL!

In a dark alley…………………………………………………….

A mysterious person walked into a dark alley. We shall call him Bob. What Bob was doing in said alley is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! But since you're the reader I'll tell you anyway! You see Bob had gathered some 'information' about five minutes ago. He was to meet someone in the alley to deliver the 'information and get his payment. Then another mysterious person comes into the alley and approaches Bob. He shall be called…..uhhh…..Billy Bob Joe, right after Shino's late friend. "You got the

'Goods'?" asked BBJ and Bob nodded. "You got my 'Payment'?" asked Bob and BBJ nodded. They exchanged the items quickly. "It was nice doing business with you Kaka….Oops….I mean… Bob." 'Bob' stomped his foot angrily and pointed at 'BBJ'. "Dammit Jiraiya! You just had to ruin the entire thing didn't you? Did you know how long it tool me to come up with those names? Huh? Do you?" screamed Kakashi as Jiraiya shook his head. " It took me 5 hours! 5 freaking hours! All that time I could be reading my book but noooooooooooooooo! I had to come up with those damn names!" Jiraiya looked down feeling bad. Kakashi sigh and pulled Jiraiya into a BROTHERLY hug even thought there is like 30 years between them and it they hardly be brother it that was possible….

Anyway! Lets see what our Avenger Shino is doing!

Shino is currently chasing the bastard bird that ate poor BBJ! But the bastard got away…AGAIN. Shino looked to the heavens and screamed: (OMG..Shino screamed!) "AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL AVENGE YOU BILLY BOB JOE!" At that moment in time Sasuke walked by and saw the whole act and called out: "I avenge better then you and im more angsty!" But before He could finish gloating, His rapid fan girls started come and he bolted out of there leaving a crying Shino….

Poor. Poor Shino… Anyway that was chapter three of this funny story (or so im told)! As I said at the Beginning of the chapter, give me ideas to help the story live! And REVIEW!

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