Disclaimer- Do I need one? I mean this is fan fiction do you really think there is a person who owns all of his/her writing? Well do you think I own Artemis Fowl?

A/N

This was inspired by the quote 'What are you? Her fairy godmother or something?' Artemis Fowl (pg 80) Basically this is Artemis Fowl characters in the fairy tale Cinderella.

Artemis Fowl II- Prince Charming (-giggles-…evil master mind…charming –bursts out laughing-)

Holly- Cinderella (Holly in a dress… –bursts out laughing-)

Foaly- the fairy godmother (as the quote states)

Root- the evil stepsister…okay a person who intervenes so Holly is doing the hard work and not go to the ball

Trouble- his job is the same as Root's…i.e. the evil step sister

Mr. & Mrs. Fowl- the king and queen

Now we get who everyone is let the story begin.

Once upon a time in a land far away there was a prince talking to the king and queen. Okay so that was a lie. Let me start again. At the start of 21st century at Dublin, Ireland, a genius was talking to his parents.

Fowl Manor, Dublin, Ireland

'Mother, I do not need a wife at the age of 25!' Artemis II argued

'Arty, I do hope you have an heir for the family business but the way your communicating with the opposite gender, I doubt you can even go on a date with anyone.' Artemis Senior replied

'Communication?' scoffed the younger Fowl. 'I doubt there is a woman the same age as me with a vocabulary equal to mine.' Oddly enough feeling a sense of déjà vu.

'Arty, What about a ball? You can meet nice women and maybe someone in particular would stand out?' Angeline winked deliberately at the last phrase.

Artemis was about to disagree but the look on his father's face made him stop.

'Oh the ballroom would need a makeover. Héléne would be delighted to finally get to work on the ballroom. She mentioned it last time she did our house. I want a spotlight shining on people as they walk in the ballroom down the stairs. I'll make it look like a fairytale.' Angeline rattled on.

Artemis blocked his mother out and began to think of the plans he could use to escape this insanity. None came to mind. What is happening now? Has my mind come to abandon me now too?

Police Plaza, Haven City, The Lower Elements

Holly was having a silent fume in her little office cubicle. Her job was on jeopardy after three incidents with the notorious Artemis Fowl. The last incident being the C Cube, Root had found out about the involvement of Foaly (and Holly's contribution to make him help with the cameras) and Holly was forced to do paper work, until further notice.

'Holly, how are you?' Holly heard as Foaly's cheerful voice came into range.

'The same, leave me alone' Holly replied in a grouchy voice.

'Well, you don't want to hear the news about Fowl then-'

Holly rushed toward Foaly and shook him like he was a vending machine that stole her money.

'What about him? Has he recovered from the mind wipe?' She asked full of enthusiasm. This was her chance to be needed, she thought to get above land!

'I didn't know you cared for him that much' Foaly smirked

'FOALY! Stop getting off the point!' Holly screamed at the top of her lungs

By this time everyone in the office was looking at them. Luckily, for the both of them, the private offices are sound proof.

'I'll tell you in Root's Office, Julius and Trouble are all already there.'

'Fine'

Commander Root's Office, Police Plaza, Haven City, The Lower Elements

'Okay, What about Fowl?' Root began asking the LEP technical genius.

'Well something because his family is holding a ball with the underworld big shots and billionaires and…' Foaly began

'What are you up to Foaly?' Holly noticing Foaly's twinkle in his eyes

'I want you to spy on him see if he would exploit us again.'

'But as you said he doesn't remember us. I thought your mind wipe was impossible to overwrite.' Trouble voicing his thoughts

'Wow! You did your homework, Trubsy. He can't overwrite it but if an occurrence reminds him of the past, he would recall everything. He had high chance of recollection just a couple of days ago. I was monitoring him.' He smugly stated leaving Trouble scowling.

'Shouldn't we leave him alone then? I mean if he sees one of us he would surely remember everything.' Root feeling a tad left out.

'Nada Boss. If you would recall, the world's mafias and billionaires would be at the scene. Then we would get into some problems'

'Fine Trouble and I will go to this party then.'

'What about me sir? I am LEP number one officer on Fowl cases. You said so your self.' Holly announced while she blocked Root from the door.

'No, Captain you are not leaving Haven without my word because of the Spiro incident and you helping Fowl and in the process disobeying my orders. The mud boy affects your judgements; Captain and I will have no chance of Mud Boy recovering from that mind wipe and that's final!' And with that Root pushed her out of the way and left with Trouble slamming the door behind him.

Once the Commander was out of sight, Holly sulked 'Foaly, It's not fair! I didn't do anything wrong. I mean saving the world by breaking one rule is hardly a problem.'

'Then go to the ball they might need you. Something might happen if Fowl does remember them. You're the only one Fowl respects…sorta, you're the only one Butler would let near Mud Boy.'

'Not anymore, remember you mind wiped nim.'

'But the natural behaviour towards you wouldn't change, even if he doesn't remember you. I could wipe the brain's memory not the prefrontal cortex; in simple terms means the part of the brain that controls the aspects of behaviour toward certain people.'

'Fine but I can't go in a formal party by shielding. Root will notice so will Trouble.'

'Drink this then' He stated, referring to the mottley green chemical in the test tube he was holding to her face. Holly grimaced.

'Fine but I better not have two heads when I wake up.' She said in warning, before gulping down the awful tasting mixture.

'Oh you won't Captain…but you might be 1.7 metres high'

'WHAT!'

'The mixture I call 'Midnight Mist' would start working once you get near mud man settlement. It makes you 'appear' human. I just made it last week. You can be the one to test it. All you have to do is land in the forest near the mannor, change into formal clothes and hop on a limo, that I'll set to pick you up.'

'Okay but I can't wear any of my clothes then. They won't fit'

'Oh, here's a dress'.

'I have to wear a dress! Foaly, you know I hate dresses. What is the point to wearing something you can't move in? It's men's ways to punish the average female and keep her from fighting for her rights because she can't walk up the parilment's stairs! I'm not wearing a dress!'

'Holly it's formal. You have to wear it or you can't go. I think it is this famous mud-brand called 'Dior'. Boy did that cost, Elf-bay is fast though I have to admit. You owe me….' Foaly kept rambling as he passed her the black bag.

Holly blocked him out. How would Fowl look after 11 years? Probably tall…if I'm is going to be 1.7 metres high would I be taller than him? That would be nice taller than Fowl for once. All those times I had to literally look up to him. That would teach him to call me short.

'Holly!' Foaly yelled at her with his hands waving in front of her face.

'Sorry. When is the next hotshot?'

'In two minutes. Oh and the Midnight Mist runs out at midnight. Obviously.' Foaly replied and with that the Captain rushed out Root's office faster than a carrot down Foaly's gullet.

McGraney farm

Holly soared fifteen metres above ground, allowing the unfiltered surface air to fill her lungs. It has been so long she hasn't been up here; she had all most forgot what it was like.

Fowl manner came into sight but it was different. Lights shone everywhere and you felt the light would blind you. People in fancy gowns and heels walked in. It looked like Mud boy was looking for a wife or something because the women were very young and had parents in front of them. At the door way Butler was standing there with another man roughly the same size as him checking something…invitations!

'Foaly! Are you there? I need an invitation!'

'Holly stop fretting, I've never seen you like this before…is it because of mud boy?'

'NO'

'Fine, touché. I gave you the invitation with the dress. I think I left it in the purse.'

'I have a purse?'

'Yer. It came with the dress and the heels. He he'

'WHAT! I HAVE TO WEAR HEELS!'

By this time Foaly was laughing his head off, 'I left them in the bag with the dress, the purse and the invitation'

'Damn you Foaly! You better not tell anyone about me wearing heels Foaly or you won't live for another day.' Holly stated in her helmet as she landed in the forest and started to morph.

Fowl manor, Dublin, Ireland

Artemis was in his room with a tuxedo on. He was on the computer trying to hack into Interpol mainframe. They just upgraded and Artemis was sure he would get in once again. Somehow he felt a feeling that a friend of his did hack in and change something ages ago…but he can't remember whom that was…or what he did...

Artemis has became the infamous online world's chess champion at the age of 18, forged nearly every painting famous including the Mona Lisa and completed 200 inventions at the age of 20. He is also the infamous modern day Robin Hood. He felt a voice inside of him forcing to help the world but no need for everyone to know he was going soft. He didn't need more women to like him. After the age of puberty he grew what people would call 'charming'. His behaviour was still cold and rude but looks and money could make woman like you anyway not to mention brains that could make millions. He never dated or even talked to a woman other than his mother or Juliet for longer than half an hour yet now he is expected to 'mingle' as his mother so calls it. As if he would do that with free will.

Juliet barged in the 10-number-coded door dressed in a green dress and yes, the green was much of Jade texture.

'Is it time already?' Artemis asked without even looking up from his computer screen.

'Yep. Come on Arty! Show a bit of enthusiasm. Mrs Fowl spent heaps of time finding the names of the guest and decorating. Show a bit of interest!' Juliet whined

'And since when did Artemis Fowl the II show emotions?' Artemis stated. Spining his chair around to stare Juliet straight in the eyes.

'Since the time we woke up with those contacts in our eyes. I have a vague feeling that someone with red hair made you show your emotion.'

'Juliet stop talking nonsense and get out side checking the security cameras or something.'

Pouting Juliet walked out the door and slammed it behind her. Tonight is going to be long night or so Artemis thought but then again sometimes even genius are wrong.

A/N

Hopefully that was good. Although I haven't given this to my beta...

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/Brizo/