Author: remuus
Warning: Major OOC
Disclaimer: Naruto no me own

(...'Uzumaki Spiral' is hiatus... until I can think of how to end the first paragraph...)

I actually wrote reviewer replies for once! Haha… theys be at the bottom.

Neji Over Angsts Some More
Ch6: Angsting Kung-Fu Generation

"WE SHALL INVITE..." I said, pausing dramatically, "SHINO!"

I said this in a superhero pose, one hand firmly attached to my hip, the other pointing to the sky. Think... Superman.

All in all, it was quite un-angsty.

Damn! (Memo: hit head on table a few more times)

Sasuke, meanwhile, sat there in silence and tried his best to look dumbfounded, but, alas, the only expressions he can muster are 'brooding,' 'angsting,' 'musing,' and the ever-popular 'RAWR! I SHALL DESTORY YOU!' look. (Of course, his 'brooding,' 'angsting,' and 'musing' looks all look pretty much the same, so technically, Sasuke has only two facial expressions. While I, on the other hand, have 3. PWN4G3!)

Oh yes, so anyways, as Sasuke sat there trying to make a 'WTF?' face (which looked like a cross between the 'angsting' and the 'RAWR! I SAHLL DESTROY YOU!' looks... wierdness...), he managed to say, "...Wha...? ...Shino?"

"Yes," said I, making facial expression number 3 (the 'Smug Bastard' look), "Shino."

"But... Shino isn't... angsty... at all. He's... anti-angsty..." Said Sasuke, his facial muscles still barely holding on for their dear lives.

"Well, you never know. Shino could be angsting on the INSIDE. I mean, anyone who has a million bugs living inside you has got to be angsty, right?"

Sasuke rubbed his chin and said, "hm... I suppose you're right. Okay, Shino can come."

YOSH! Another point for Neji!

Go Neji! It's your birthday!

(...Gah... is it just me, or is this long hair staring to suffocate my brain...?)

"Okay," said Sasuke, "I guess that's all the people we need to invite. Anymore and it would be unangsty... Plus I don't want to buy snacks for you people..."

He then turned around suspiciously and apparently pulled a Cheeto out of his arm sock and started eating it.

Not to be outdone, I reached in my hitai-ate and pulled out some Pocky.

We glared and snacked.

It was quite angsty.

"...I'll print up invitations and send them out tomorrow..." said Sasuke through a mouth full of Cheetos, spraying the table in front of him with bright- chewed- orange snacklets.

"...Yes..." I said, still glaring, "I guess... I'll be going... now..."

Glaring while nibbling on a chocolate Pocky, I backed slowly out the door.

That was... pretty random.

Next Day

I walked out of my houseshack with the intention of taking a brisk stroll around the block and using my Byakugan to look through peoples' hous- I mean... training...?

...Well, anywho, I was walking down the lane, when a dove... a... PURE BLACK dove flew full force at my face.

Half ready to smite the damn thing, I grabbed it, and I realized in its mouth was a letter. I took it, and opened it.

"The red blood runs down,
Washing away the pain and agony of life.
I can feel myself going,
Leaving behind this cruel world.
But before I go,
Let's have a party to celebrate our angst!

Angstfully yours,
Uchiha Sasuke.

(P.s. another dove should be coming soon with another letter telling you where and when the party is. See you there!

...Or else...)"

My jaw literally smacked the floor in shock and confuddlement.

...The bastard has to do everything so angstilly...

And to add to the aestiticism, the BLACK paper (with gray-almost-black-almost-can't-even-read-it lettering) had "blood" splattering it.

I rubbed one of the red slpotches, and when I took my finger away, I realized some of the "blood" had rubbed off on my fingers.

Idiot used paint... AND SO OBVIOUSLY.

And which was also sort of made more obvious by the fact that the "splatters" were in the shape of those sponge stamps of moons and stars and hearts and such that you buy at craft stores.

I started to laugh maniacally, but then another black dove smacked me in the face.

...Damnit.

Aburame Residence

Shino groggily rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, while looking rather ridiculous in his spider-patterned jammies.

When his eyes were properly rubbed, he put on his sunglasses, and saw a black dove sitting on his sheets. Shino, not being one to go, 'WTF?' first thing in the morning, grabbed the letter in it's beak and read.

'...What? When the hell was I angsty?' he thought.

He then shrugged his shoulders, and proceeded to climb out of bed.

Shino usually is not a very sociable person. And by usually, we mean all of the time, so, obviously, Shino was not planning on going to said angsting party and well... presumably, angst. It just wasn't the way Shino rolled.

Just then, he heard his mother, who we shall call Mrs. Aburame-san, which, in all logical sense, makes none at all, call his name from the kitchen.

"Shino, honey! Mummy has to go buy some dresses! Would you like to come along and try some on? I just KNOW you'll look adorable!"

Shino shuddered.

While angsting wasn't the way Shino rolled, trying on dresses was far LESS the way Shino rolled.

So, by use of the elimination method, he decided to go with the lesser of two evils.

After all, how hard could angsting be?

("...GASP! Angsting is an extremely hard process! How dare you mock angst?"

...Shut up Neji, we're not in your POV now, SHOO!)

Night of the Party

(Neji POV)

I stood at the Uchiha's front door -almost- nervously, dressed in my usual Ninja clothes. Because if I tried TOO hard to look angsty, then I would be officially not angsty.

...It's a fine and confusing art.

Taking a small compact mirror out from pocket, I checked my reflection one final time.

Hey, your not supposed to look like your TRYING to be angsty, but you shouldn't have to look like crap either.

Anywho, just then, the door opened (I hastily shoved my compact back into my pocket), and Uchiha led me into his parlor where Shino and Naruto were already sitting.

I took a seat next to Sasuke, shying away from the overall bright... happy-ness of Naruto's jacket thing.

After a few moments of tense, yet extremely angsty silence, Shino spoke.

"...Sooo... What exactly are we doing here?"

...Actually, come to think of it, what WERE we doing here? I could be... y'know... training! Or... peeing in the Main House members' soup.

"We're here..." I could see those little gears in Sasuke's head working to try and think of something. I know 'cause I got the Byakugan. HAHA!

"We're here... to... get rid of Gaara." Sasuke said finally.

"...And why do we want to get rid of Gaara?" Shino asked.

"...Because... he is a threat to Konoha's angsting population!" Sasuke said, fire gleaming in his eyes, reaching for a Cheeto.

"Uh... huh..." said Shino with skepticism, "So, what are we going to do about it then?"

"We are... going to..." apparently Sasuke hadn't thought this far, I thought with an evil glint in my eyes. It was so evil, the light shined off it and it even went 'ping!'

You know its angsty when it goes 'ping!'

"Going to..." he said, stalling for time, "...wait for Kakashi to arrive."

Damn!

Ohohoho Sasuke, touché my angsty friend, TOUCHE!

And all of a sudden there came a loud yell from Naruto.

"Yeah! Wait for Kakashi to arrive! HIGH FIVE!"

He stuck his hand in the air randomly, looking from me to Sasuke to Shino, all of us adverting our eyes and making him wait in the awkward agony of being 'left hanging.'

"Um... yeah..." he trailed off, bringing his hand down.

It wasn't until five minutes later I realized by NOT high-fiveing him, I caused him to angst even more.

DAMNIT! Curse you Neji!

I took a handful of snack foods, washing away anger with food.

...Pocky... you are my only friend...

...AHEM. Anywho, just then came a loud 'Poof!' and there was Kakashi, a full hour late.

"Yo!"

"Hey Kakashi-sensei!" yelled Naruto, standing up on the table to give Kakashi a high five.

They fived, in an altitudinous manner.

Feeling properly high-fived out, they sat back down, making me seriously doubt the angstiness of these two high five-ing people.

Honestly, what can be gained from slapping hands together? THINK OF THE GERMS!

This, of course, coming from a child who won't open bathroom doors or faucets or even the little napkin rolling out things without a napkin. It's hard but it's possible.

"So, first order of business," Sasuke began, "is to-"

"NOT SO FAST!" a familiar voice yelled.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE ME TO YOUR ANGSTING PARTY!"

The door was suddenly blown out from it's hinges.

'My 500 dollar doors!' I could hear Sasuke silently cry.

We all gasped and narrowed our eyes (except Shino... he just sat there).

"Gaara!"

To be continued...!

To everybody who reviewed: THANK YOU! (High fives everybody... because high five-ing is just that cool) Whee! I love you guys! Review lots and the next chapter be comings out real soon!

(Then busts out some mad awesome DDR moves... and looks like a complete idiot...)

To Tsugath: Prozak and angsting teens does not mix, because they would not be half as awesome as they appeared in the show. They would just be... Kiba... or some insignificant side character...

To Random person: Is it just me, or is Naruto the only anime to have so many angsty characters? Honestly, the only non-angsty ones are... Gai... and... Lee. I think Lee and Gaara should be friends, but Gaara would you know... probably kill Lee...

To God in a box: I like your SN. It reminds me of boxes... and God. Anywho, I think that Shino would not be so great to hug, because of all the bugs inside him... he'd probably explode... (weeps)

To TheSunshineGirls: HAHA! I have written! One month later! (Gah... ph33r my laziness...)

To LoversPastForgotten: Yes! Beg, my slave! For if you do not... I'll update anyways... YAY!

To Fantastical Queen Ebony Black: Truth or Dare, eh...? (Imagines Sasuke being forced to tell everyone how he sleeps with a blanky at night) ...schweeeeeeet... You people have such awesome SN's... (weeps at my crappy one)

To Lady Snow Blood: And I love you! Haha... April Fools! (while writing this is technically 2 hours after April Fools Day... but whatever). w00t, thanks for reviewing!

To furei: ...AH! FORTUNE TELLER! Wow... you've effectively ruined my plot for this chapter... haha just kidding! But seriously, it was scarily close to what I had planned... (slowly backs away...)

To Muchacha: Neji's POV 'cause he is angstasticly awesome. Gaara wants friends... (hugs Gaara, Gaara does Desert Coffin, Authoress dead). Yes... I love your review, it was so very schizophrenic! (is a good thing)

To ViolinistBAKA: ...Kimimaro, eh? (realizes this story occurs nowhere in the storyline) I might just do that... (But It'll be awkward!) No it won't! (Yes it will! They don't even know him! They'll just refer to him as the guy who Naruto briefly fought!) Damn! (sighs) Sorry Kimimaro, you're not invited... (raises Kimimaro's angst points by 20...) DAMN!

To A manga/anime fan: NOO! Gaara must not join the angst fun, otherwise it'll be too angsty and they're sadness will implode and they will be happy! AH!

To Lala to the power of 2: ...(cries) That's the best compliment I ever received... well, besides "You're the second ugliest person in school."

To magical-flyingdragon: OOH... Gaara having an angsty party... but who will he invite? Kankuro? (...ew...) I'm scared of putting girls into the story... maybe later on they can be... cheerloosers and the angstys will make fun of them (and secretly like them? ...nah...)

To Ruby Love: Hoho... true... Gaara, will you ever get friends? (...probably not) Neji, will you ever stop being randomly dumb? (Probably not...)

To Naiei-no-miko: ..do'h, just by feeling bad for Gaara, you have made him even MORE angsty... Now maybe he will go to Burger Hut... (Does Gaara even eat...? does he eat... sand?)

To Naruke: No.. I'm calling you... YOUR MOM! Haha... just joshing with you. (Thinks that 'your mom' is the beat comeback ever)

To xl-twisted-lx: YAY! I've updated... but not soon. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

To Kokuei no Onchuu: Haha.. Falling out of chairs is not a pleasant experience. Especially when you're spinning around and you fly off it. It hurts. I'm sorry for making you angst by not updating soon... WHILE I SLAVE AWAY, TRYING TO WRITE THIS CHAPTER! (...and by slaving I mean eating Popsicles)

To Mistress of the Sand: YAY! I shall steal more phrases from you then! Like... ...happy? Oh well. Anywho, I'm sure Gaara will be fine, he angsts away his time, or sleep- oh wait... he can't do that... 'CAUSE HE'LL KILL EVERYONE!

To shadowstar711: CURSE YOU AND YOUR DSL! CURSE YOOOOU! (Sits by idly while it takes a full 10 minutes to download one song) I must have FMA…

To Coneko: Yes. I think Shino is sexy. I also think that Neji is sexy... but those eyes seriously creep me out... He's like a zombie!

To SkItZoFrEaK: ...OOH... Props for making me look up the word ' irreverent'. I read it and thought it said 'irrelevant'! Haha... I'm so sometimes dyslexic...

To Yuen-chan: SHINOOO! Yes. It's partly the chuunin thing, but mostly is the 10,000 or so bugs living in him. That's probably it.

To Ryals-Shoal: ...Ramen induced insult... hehehehehe... I like it. I shall feed you! With updates! Covered in... chocolate! AH!

...That took... lots of time... but that's okay cause I don't wanna go to sleep. Actually... yeah, I do, goodnight.

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