I said I would update soon... I lied... (smites self) SORRY THAT I SUCK. I just got DSL and have been downloading yaoi like mad... No time for writing... need time to watch smexy boys make out... hehehe...
Play Maple Story. IT'S SO FUN AND ADDICTING! Google it. Me SN's 'remuus'... give me stuff. Please?
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Neji Over Angsts Some More
Ch 7: Battle Angstal
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The door was suddenly blown out from it's hinges.
"Gaara!" someone yelled.
"Yes... It is I... GAARA OF THE ANGST! ...I mean, SAND... No, wait... ANGST...? Wait... GAARA OF THE SANDY ANGST!" He laughed triumphantly as we gasped and narrowed our eyes accordingly. (except Shino... I think he maybe was staring at a bug, or something...)
"Oh yeah?" said Kakashi, "Well, I'm KAKASHI OF THE SHARINGA-"
"HEY!" someone shouted, "you can't be of the Sharingan! I'M of the Sharingan!"
"Says who?"
"SAYS SASUKE!"
We all menteally WTF'd through a long period of silence.
Finally, Naruto spoke up, "Dude... did you just refer to yourself in the third person?"
"Well... all the... important... people can... do it..." Sasuke shifted his eyes suspiciously and then turned to Kakashi, "But anyways, I'm FULL Uchiha! You're nothing but a half-breed Mudblood!"
We all gasped in unison- even SHINO. But then again he could have been coughing...
Kakashi's one visible eye twitched (winked?), "WHAT did you call me?" he asked dnagerously.
"...A MUDBLOOD."
We all gasped again. And then Shino had to go crack open a window and let in some oxygen because of the sheer amount of gasping done withing a 2 minute period of time.
After we all managed to catch our breths, Gaara managed to gasp out, "ENOUGH! Enough of your silly squabbles! Iv'e come... to destroy you ALL!"
I sighed.
Why are the angsty ones always the crazy ones?
"SO!" said Gaara, pointing his finger at all of us, "I challenge you all... TO A DUEL!"
And then, with the risk of being cliched, we gasped again, as some cheesy music began to play in the backround, and the camera panned outward and a brightlight shone out from behind Gaara.
And then, Yugi rushed in yelling, "you bastard! You stole my schtik!" then he promptly fell though a plot hole... but we paid no attention to that.
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The Next Day At Some Random Spot in the Woods
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When I arrived at the 'Random Spot in the Woods,' I saw Sasuke and Gaara already standing there on opposite sides of the randomly cleared area, leaning angstilly up against trees.
"Where are Naruto and Kakashi?" I asked, trying to make my voice sound deadpan-nedly uncaring that I would have less competition.
Sasuke grunted in the angstiest way possible and said, "I saw Naruto smiling when he ate a bowl of ramen... he's disqualified."
"And Kakashi?"
"I saw him making out with Iruka."
Had it been humanly possible to squeeze out a thick drop of sweat and leave it suspended over my hair for a time no less than 10 seconds, I would have sweat-dropped.
"Having ANY form of human companionship is unacceptable," continued Sasuke, "he's disqualified as well."
"...So it's now only the three of us?" I asked.
Someone coughed politely in the backround, and I turned my head to where the sound came from.
"Uh... Sorry... Shino... I didn't see you there..." I said, unable to keep my eyes away from the wierdness of Shino sitting... in... an ant pile...
"...No problem," he relpied, ants crawling in and out of his afro...
"So, Gaara, how exactly are you going to... duel... all of us?" I asked.
He pushed off from the tree trunk, and walked into the middle of the clearing. "We shall battle... with... POETRY."
Silence.
"Poetry...? Oh noetry," said Shino, coughing to disguise his... strange attempt at a... joke...?
And again, had it been possible to squeeze out a thick drop of sweat and leave it suspended in air, I'm sure we all would have done it, looking like this: -.-o. And thank you, it IS an awesome smily... PRAISE ME.
"Uh..." said Sasuke, "hate to dissapoint you Gaara, but we've already done a chap- I mean, contest on poetry..."
"...Hm... This makes things difficult..." relpied Gaara, his expression still deadpan.
A silence filled the clearing, broken only by the chirping of crickets... until Gaara smote them with some sand.
Said Gaara, "well, I can't think of anything to duel with now, so-"
"-Uh... Why don't we just... FIGHT?" interrupted Shino.
Everyone except Shino gasped.
"And ruin our pretty faces?" asked Sasuke, "these faces are our lively hood! No one feels sorry for/pities/says 'OMFG... he's so deep and dark...' to someone with a big bruise on their face!"
"Exactly," I added, "how can we pull off the angsty brooding gaze with a black eye?"
"...I thought angsting was about real sadness?" asked Shino.
Had it been possible to LAUGH without losing any angsting status... we would have, but since it is impossible (unless you go with the evil laugh) we opted for the angsty glaring...of... doom.
"Um... no." said Gaara, "anyways, since I can't think of any angsty duels, I guess I'll go back to Sand Village... But I'll be back! Back I say, BACK!"
Then he dissapered in a puff of smoke... er... sand...
I brought out my eyes drops. Um... ANGSTY eyedrops... cause y'know... they have... er... um... they look like... tears?
Well, I decided that was enough randomness for one day, and left for home.
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At Home
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As I returened from the shower stall (i.e. bucket of water attached to a rope...) I sat down at my bed.
But then... I noticed something... something... TERRIFYING...
"No..." I said, "no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
ZOMGS! What could have made the great NEJI scared...? Find out next time... if there is a next time... (sorry for crappy way the end was written...)
I finished this chapter at my cousin's house WITHOUT a spellcheck. SEE it can be done. All you crappy spellers out there, if I can write a chappy without spellcheck, I'm sure you can learn to spell right even WITH spellcheck...
I shall post reviewer replied later... now, I must sleep.