Hey again everyone! Glad to see that people actually liked this story. Seeing as it's my first I could have sworn it would be a disaster. Well here's chapter two of Prank Wars!

Chapter 2: And our war begins

"And that's what happened," Sam Carter finished, looking rather pissed, eating a large chocolate candy bar with her best friend Janet, in the infirmary.

All Janet could do was stick a giant piece of chocolate into her mouth and resist the urge to burst out laughing. Looking rather amused as she gulped down her chocolate, she finally composed her self enough to reply, "So you want my help in getting revenge on Colonel O'Neill?"

"Yes" was her only answer as she stabbed moodily at a piece of chocolate cake.

Janet looked back at her friend and considered the offer. After all these years of having to put up with the Colonel whining it would be a good to get some revenge. Oh yes this could be fun. Maybe she could get the people in the control room (A/N you know the place where they watch the little TV's that show everything going on.) to tape their prank and make copies.

" I would so love to prank the Colonel with you! It would be so worth it to see the look on his face! What do have in mind?" And with a smirk the two ladies began working on the perfect plan to get back at everyone's favorite colonel.

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Sitting the commissary with the other two male members of SG-1, Jack O'Neill happily ate his cake, thinking about how well his prank went. Looking over at Daniel, he noticed that Daniel looked slightly worried and Teal'c was as impassive as normal.

"Somethin' up Danny boy. You look a little scared," Jack said still munching happily on his cake.

"Weeellll, what if Sam decides to prank you back. I mean she probably knows you were the one to prank her. What if she finds out we helped, she'll kill us for sure and then I won't get to finish translating-"

"Daniel Jackson. I believe that you have no reason to worry. Major Carter would not kill you. I do agree however that she may become angry at us for playing a joke on her." Teal'c said, interrupting Daniel, not a bit of worry etched into his face.

"Thanks for shutting him up, T. Exactly Danny she probably won't pranks us back anyways. It would be way past her to play a childish prank on us. Besides she's gonna be busy with her doohickeys anyways, nothing to worry about." Jack said looking back and forth between his friends. As he finished his cake Sam chose this moment to walk into the room. Carrying a box of brownies with her, she walked over to the table. Setting them down on the table she turned to her teammates.

"Hey guys. Did you here about that person putting paint into my locker. I have to say it was a great prank. I congratulate the person who came up with the idea." She said looking at her teammates.

"So, uh Carter what's with the brownies? Did you make them yourself?" Jack said looking at the box slightly uneasy.

"No sir, Cassie made them, Janet asked me to bring some to you guys. Said Cassie's become quite the chef. She wanted all of us to try them. I have to say they're really good. I'd love to join you right now but I've got a report to write. See you all later." And with that she was walking out the door, trying very hard not to smirk.

Having relaxed at knowing Cassie had made them- or so he thought- he popped one into his mouth, motioning for the other to do the same. Once they'd had all swallowed Daniel spoke up.

"Those were really good. Maybe we can get Cassie to sub in for the chef's here. With a laugh all three boy went to leave. Having no clue hat their day would have a very desperate need to go to the restroom. You just gotta love being able to bake using laxatives!

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