Before you read this, I just want to say some things. This is my first fan fic, and I started writing it last year. I originally considered one page of tablet paper (yes, I wrote this on paper) a chapter. The cameos may not make a lot of sense, unless you're into a lot of popular games and TV shows and stuff. Also, there's no actual plot in this story. Finally, I have several chapters typed up already, but they're in present tense, so I have to put them in past tense. I should have them up fairly quickly. Anyway, on to the story!

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A Tale of Randomness

Chapter 1

"It" begins…

One disturbingly peaceful, infernally sunny, Dr. Eggman not trying to take over the Earth only to be foiled by every ones favorite spiny hero, day. Sonic The Hedgehog and Miles 'Tails' Prower were sitting in chairs, at the table, in the dining room, in Tails' house, in the Mystic Ruins, on the planet Earth, in the Milky way galaxy, eating breakfast.

"Sonic, why is the author describing what we're doing in such excruciating detail?" Tails asked, while his bacon watched in horror as the eggs were being consumed by the orange, two-tailed fox.

"I don't know little buddy." replied the blue hedgehog, "Maybe he just went so far off the deep end that he-"

But before Sonic could finish, an abnormally large owl, which all skilled Zelda players loathe, appeared from out of nowhere. He landed on a tree with no leaves and one branch that appeared for no reason! "Blaspheme!" said Keapora Geabora, "Infidels, heretics, naysayers, purists ", he rambled on, incoherently like this for about an hour, "-and that is why you must never mix toilet water with Republicans!" he finished.

Then Mirror B. music began to play. A conga line formed, and the annoying all knowing boring owl of infinite headaches, known as Keapora Geabora, shook his feathered bootie out the door marked, "The Wonderfully Boring World of Annoying All Knowing Boring Owls of Infinite Headaches."

"What in the name of Dabura Cookie was that all about!" Sonic yelled.

"Blame your fate!" commanded a mysterious voice.

Then, a strange winged man, who wore a green bathrobe and shower cap, descended the dining room stairs.

"Who are you!" Tails asked, "…You're not the Ice-Cream-Man! (A/N: No, not that kind…)"

Then, the stranger turned to look at Tails, "I…am Remiel, I am an angle of judgment." he replied condescendingly, "I am also a world renowned bed wetter, and I sleep with a moose…an angelic moose." Suddenly, the chapter ended.

For what unholy purpose has this creepazoid appeared? And…does he really sleep with…A MOOSE? Be sure to watch the next exciting episode of DRAGON BALL Z!

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Short chapter. I know. It's more like one-fifth of a chapter. But the next chapter is longer.