Okay, chapter 2 starts right when chapter 1 ends. I could have combined them, but then I couldn't use a certain joke.

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Chapter 2

It's Time To D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

Last time on DRAGON BALL Z! Stuff happened!

"Inferior beings. I have no further need of you. BEGONE!" commanded Remiel, as he invoked the ancient art of 'Pokemon Battle'.

"Mew! I choose you!" Sonic said as he threw a small ball that was red on top and white on the bottom.

The ball opened and out popped a cute little floating pink creature. "Mew!" it said.

"Sonic sent out Mew!" said an omnipresent voice.

"Mew! Thunder Wave!" commanded Sonic.

Mew sent a wave of lightning at Remiel.

"Remiel has been paralyzed!" said the voice.

"Hidden Power!" Remiel yelled, as he summoned a ring of little balls around himself.

"Wow! It used Hidden Power!" said the voice.

Then the balls flew right at Mew.

"Oh! It's been POISONED!" said the voice.

"What!" Sonic yelled in confusion, as he rushed over to Mew. "Mew! Mew! Speak to me, Mew!" he said as he held his Pokemon.

"………" Mew said nothing, for it was not poisoned at all. It was actually frozen solid, but the voice forgot his spectacles, and could not see clearly.

"Remieeeeelllll! You will PAY for this!" Sonic yelled to the heavens. "Take this you winged Moblin, Master Ball GOOOOOOOO!" he yelled, as he threw the purple and white ball of guaranteed-catch-anything-ness at the reincarnated dead guy.

Remiel was sucked into the ball.

"3… 2… 1... You caught a Remiel!" said the voice. (A/N: Remiel is a nonexistent, ancient, extinct, Legendary Pokemon that exists in a nonexistent realm of nonexistent nothingness.)

"Alright! I caught a Remiel!" Sonic said with glee, apparently forgetting his Mew.

"Would you like to give it nickname?" asked the voice.

"Yes, I would." Sonic replied. Then, a giant keyboard thing fell from the sky. It landed 2 inches away from Sonic's nose.

"Now, please enter a name for your new Pokemon." said the voice. Sonic entered a name. "Flaky has been sent to Bill's PC." said the voice.

Just then, "STOOOOOP!" someone shouted.

"Who are you?" Sonic asked.

"I be thee Great Mizuti." responded the floating, masked weirdo.

"What do you want?" Sonic asked.

"I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!" said Mizuti.

"Very well then. It's time to D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" Sonic yelled.

Then, for unknown reasons, a man jumped out of the garbage can. "Then it's agreed. This battle shall determine nothing. Medabots ROOOOOOO BATTLLLLLLLLE!" shouted the man.

Then, Mizuti sent out a strange little bird thing. "Thee Great Mizuti chooses, Glazed Birdie! Go, Glazed Birdie!" Mizuti said.

Then Sonic drew a card.

"Uh-oh." Mizuti said.

"You don't stand a chance against me." Sonic said in a very Kaiba-like voice. Then he raised the card into the air, "I summon The Blue-Eyes White Dragon! (Attack 3000, Defense 2500)"

"What thee!" Mizuti said in shock, as a giant dragon emerged from the card in Sonic's hand.

"Ha ha ha ha!" Sonic laughed. "Soon your pathetic excuse for a Duel Monster will be gone!" Then, he played two more cards. "You may want to start praying, for there is no way that you can defeat THREE dragons!"

"AHHHHH!" Mizuti screamed in terror.

"But, I'm not done." Sonic said. Then, he played another card. "I play Polymerization, to fuse my dragons!" The dragons did a three-way Fusion Dance… "Behold! The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon! (Attack 4500, Defense 3000)" he yelled, as the three dragons merged into one three-headed dragon.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mizuti yelled.

"It's not over yet!" Sonic said. "I activate one Black Pendent, and three Axe of Despair Magic Cards! (1000+1000+1000+5003500 power boost. 3500+4500Attack 8000)"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It be thee second coming of Malpercio! RUUUUUN!" Mizuti screamed. (A/N: Malpercio is a dead, evil god of destruction, mayhem, and pain.)

"ATTAAAACK! NEUTRON BLAAAAST!" Sonic commanded. The three heads of the dragon all barfed on the bird with the force of one-hundred nuclear bombs and a carrot.

"I win! I win! Now, give me the chao!" Sonic demanded.

"Fine, humph! Dirty, rotten, cheater!" retorted Thee Great Mizuti.

"Chao, chao, chao!" the chao thanked Sonic. Sonic looked at the chao, the chao looked at Sonic, they move closer, closer, CLOSER! Then………………………… GOOD GOD! SONIC ATE THE CHAO! Then he threw up. Dr. Eggman is lying in the puddle of yuck.

"Eggman!" Sonic yelled, "What in the name of Tails are you doing here?"

The egg replies as follows. "I am here because… Because… Hmmm, why AM I here?" 10 minutes later… "Ah, yes! No, wait… No… No… Ah-ha! Yes! That's it! I REMEMBER!" he proclaimed, almost as though a miracle had occurred, "I came here to do…THIS!" Eggman starts to dance like a ballerina. (A/N: pukes) Then Sonic summoned a flock of bloodthirsty hummingbirds. They drank there fill of 'eggnog' and flew away.

"Is that all?" Sonic asked.

"No it's not! I also came to do this!" Eggman announced, he then pressed the A button, on his GCN controller.

"AHHHHH!" Sonic screamed as he grew a second head.

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Tails: AHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!

Me: What?

Tails: Why wasn't I in this chapter!

Me: …Uh…Tails, you just were.

Tails: Where? When?

Me: Right here. Right now.

Tails: Ohhhhhh…Okay!