(sigh) Another puny chapter. Oh well... Please note, I have nothing against religion.
Disclaimer: (I forgot about these) I do not own any Sonic characters. They are owned by Sega. Other characters belong to whoever they belong to. Divine entities are owned by no one. They own us...
This chapter starts where the last one ended.
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Chapter 3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"AHHHHH! This is bad! This is very, very bad!" both heads yelled in unison.
Then, all of a sudden, a small ring box with a 'B' button on it fell from the heavens with the speed of a bullet-train on steroids, and oddly, landed right in front of Sonic. No explosion...
"Press me, Sonic!" commanded the ring box. Sonic did just that. A man popped out of the ring box, he had a yellow afro, sunglasses, a blue shirt, black pants, brown shoes, big muscles, and 5ft long nose hairs. "Wherever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper I'll be there! I am Bo Bo Bo... Bo BOOOOOO Bo Bo!" he announced.
"What are you doing here you big buffoon!" came the voice of God.
"Sorry ,O-Holy one, but when nature calls I answer." Bo Bo Bo said, attempting to beat the sun in a staring contest.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How in the name of ME, did you do your business…IN MY PANTS...THAT I'M WEARING...RIGHT NOW!" God yelled so loudly that he caused himself to go deaf.
"No idea, Mr. High-And-Mighty." said Bo-Bo-Bo. He held a huge trophy.
"AHHHH! HELP MEEEE!" Sonic screamed.
"What?" asked the deaf god.
"I said, help me!" Sonic said.
"WHAT!" yelled the deaf creator of everything and Eggman's mustache.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE! " Sonic yelled so loudly that the sound waves of his voice caused the Moon itself to became Pluto's new roommate (get it?).
"Oh fine!" God said.Then, the holy light of Heaven began to break through the clouds.
"AHHHHH!" Sonic screamed as he returned to normal.
"AHHHHH!" Bo Bo Bo screamed as he turned into a cheeseburger.
God then reached down and consumed the Bo-Bo-Burger. "(crunch), (munch), (chew), (grind), (swallow), Mmmm, yum."
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Tails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! Do you hate foxes or something!
Me: Huh? Did you say something?
Tails: WHAT! That's it! (chokes me)
Me: (being choked) Don't worry, Tails. You'll be in the next one.
God: Umm... (looks at script) Please review? Hey, what's a review?
Me & Tails: We dunno.