Okay, I've redone this chapter. It now has plenty to do with the Sonic Universe, but it's the same chapter otherwise. This chapter takes place during chapters 2 & 3, and it kinda explains why Tails wasn't in those chapters.

Disclaimers: I do not own Sonic, Tales of Symphonia, or Dragon Ball Z.

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Chapter 4

The Goof Ball, The Wish, And The Toilet

Meanwhile, far, far, far, far away, somewhere over the rainbow, on the planet Earth, in the White House, in a closely guarded, highly classified, top-secret bathroom, Mr. President was worshiping a toilet…

"Okay, time to test out this new-fangled contraption that Commander gave me." he proclaimed, "O Great Golden Toilet of all knowing plumbing, I desire an egg salad, with tuna fish. Oh, and I would also like a flame-broiled two-tailed fox. I hear they are quite tasty. O Mystic Toilet, will you grant my wish?"

Then, a brown object pooped up in the yellow liquid in the toilet.

"Hmm... What the heck is that thing?" Mr. P asked no one in particular. Then, he picked it out.

"O stupid idiot." the toilet gurgled, "Thou hast plucked my yucky stuff. Thy wish shall be granted."

"What did you say! Did you just call my mother fat!" Mr. P retorted, in ignorance.

"Shut thy yap, mortal!" replied the golden gateway to Fish Heaven.

Lights flashed, and smoke puffed. Then, defying the laws physics, nature, and reality, the recently regurgitated Dr. Eggman made his grand resurgence…sleeping in a bowl of lettuce... Followed by a Magikarp on a plate. And finally, a two-tailed fox, who was happy to be back in the story, but not happy at all to be tied to a grill.

"Yummy!" said Mr. P. The Prez looked around for the golden toilet, who was hiding in an outhouse.

Just then, "RRRROOOOAAAARRRR! Oww not the face!" yelled a swordsman named Zelos, as he jumped through the open window, closed it, broke the glass, replaced the window, and slapped himself in the face. "DIE, you good for nothin' thingamahicky!" he said as he sliced the Big Cheese in half with Excalibur.

"Thank you, my good man." Mr. P said, "That large dairy product was a real pain in Commander's butt."

-FLASH BACK-

Mr. P and Commander were in a room with a catapult.

"I don't know about this, Sir!" Commander said.

"Nonsense! I'm the President, so I give the orders!" Mr. P stated. "Now bend over, Commander!"

The reluctant Commander did so.

Mr. P pressed the 'X' button on his PS2 controller. This caused the catapult to launch a giant cheese-wheel at Commander.

Commander let out a scream of pain when the cheese hit his buttocks.

-END FLASH BACK-

"Here's $9,999 dollers and 99 cents." Mr. P said, as he paid Zelos. "Go buy yourself a pinwheel."

"No way, man!" Zelos shouted, "I'm gonna get me some chicks! And I don't mean the feathered kind!" Then he jumped through the window, broke it, and replaced it again.

Mr. P proceeded to stuff his face with the Excaliburized cheese. Then he moved on to the Eggman salad, but threw up. (A/N: He's allergic.) He then attempted to eat the Magikarp, but failed, because it evolved into Gyarados and used Petal Dance. Then it made a hole in the wall and walked out the door.

"I AM going to eat YOU!" stated the psychotic president, as he moved toward Tails.

Just then, (Cue DBZ music) "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAA!" yelled Goku.

Mr. P was blown backwards by a large river of energy.

Goku rescued the frying fox.

"Goku! What are YOU doing here!" Tails asked.

"I'm saving your life, and preventing Mr. P from eating the author's favorite character." replied the Saiyan. Then he put his fingers on his head and yelled "Instant Transmission!" Then they disappeared in a flash of light.

Ten hours later, "NOOOOOOOO! My dinner!" Mr. P yelled, finally realizing that his wish was gone.

"Mr. Preeeesideeeent!" sang a G.U.N. soldier who was wearing a tutu and dancing like a ballerina, "You must saaaay the magic worrrrrd!"

"No! Shut-up you freak!" I yelled.

"What will happen then?" Mr. P asked.

"Youuuuurrrrrr ceeeereeeebraaaal corteeeeex will explooooode!" sang the G.U.N. soldier.

"Hmm. I have no idea what that is… Well if one of my pawns says I must… then it must be important. What's the word?" Mr. P asked.

"No! That's your brain, you dummy!" I yelled, in an attempt to stop the inevitable destruction.

"Hey! Who is that anyway?" Mr. P asked.

"I dunnoooooooooo!" replied the singing idiot.

"Now tell me the word already!" shouted Mr. P.

"The magic wooooord is cheeeeeese!" replied the dancing G.U.N. soldier.

"Cheeeeeese!" Mr. P said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! You IDIOT!" I yelled.

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Me: …Oh fiddlesticks… My story is ruined... NOT!

Tails: So... does this mean I'll be in the next one?

Me: Yup.

Tails: Yippee! Yahoo! Take that, Saturn!

Me: ... Uhhhhh… Please review.