Okay, this is where the actual story begins. That other stuff was just completely random ideas that came together to create a scenario. From this point on, there is an actual plot. But it's still very random.

Disclaimers: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog or any other characters.

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Chapter 5

The Kazoo

Sonic and Tails were, under water, on the sea floor, on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy. They were not wearing any kind of scuba gear what so ever, yet they did not drown.

"NOOOOO! Not again!" Tails yelled.

"Hey! Mr. Omnipresent!" Sonic shouted.

"What?" I replied in a god-like way.

"You over describe stuff." Sonic stated.

"Yeah? Well when nature calls, I answer." I answered.

"What does that-? Oh-no!" Sonic said, realizing something bad would happen. "AHHHHH!" He screamed, as a pile of toxic waste product fell on him. "You…You sicko!" he cried.

Then, the twice regurgitated Dr. Eggman appeared in a cloud of squid ink, wearing a Santa suit.

"HO HE HO!" he tried to laugh like Santa but failed miserably. "I am here. Now let's spread Holiday cheer."

A piece of driftwood conked him on the head.

"Bwack, buck buck buck! BAGACK!" He began acting like a chicken, before soiling his pants and snapping back to reality. He felt something strange 'down there'. He put his hands to his cheeks and screamed like a little girl, upon realizing his wet spot.

"Eggman! What are you doing here, wearing Santa's clothing!" Tails asked.

"I have absolutely NO idea what so EVER!" Eggman said proudly.

And then the real Santa appeared in a cloud of reindeers, wearing his pajamas. "HO HO HO!" he laughed authentically.

"SANTA!" Tails yelled happily, like a kid that just met Santa.

"Ah, Miles, have you been being a good boy this year?" said jolly old St. Nick.

"Uh-huh! Uh-huh! I've been a real good boy this year!" Tails said proudly.

"Hmm. It looks like you've even saved the world a few times." Santa said, "Normally I don't do this, but I will give you a present early this year."

"YEAHOOOOOO!" Tails yelled, like a kid who was getting a Christmas present early.

"Ooooh, what about me?" Eggman asked.

"What about you?" Santa asked.

"I want a present too." Eggman said, forgetting that he stolen Santa's suit, and was wearing it, and had taken a leak in it.

"Oh yes, I have a special gift for you." Santa said deviously. "Close your eyes."

Eggman did just that.

Santa reached into his sack and took out a lump of coal the size of the Moon, and just drops the thing on Eggman!

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Eggman, as he was being crushed under the weight of the giganormos rock.

"Eggman you are a VERY naughty boy, EVERY year. So you got what you deserved." Santa stated, he then reclaimed his garments and then evaporated.

"What's- what's happening- to- to my body? My- my body is disintegrating! Pro- Pronyma! You tricked me!" Eggman yelled incoherently, "But I WON'T die alone! I'm taking this waste product with me!" Then he took the waste product and stuffed it down his pants. He then began to swim away like a dead stick of deodorant, thinking it was 'trendy'.

"NOOOO! My kazoo!" he yelled after dropping it, when a jellyfish tried to French kiss him. "Come back! Come back to me, my wittle kazoo." he yelled like a baby.

"That was weird..." Sonic said, "So anyway, Tails, what did Santa give you?"

Tails stared in wonderment at the object in his hands. "…A copy of Sonic Ultra Collection: Special Championship Edition, which was just a joke used in Nintendo Power Magazine!" Tails exclaimed.

"Wait, how can that be? That game hasn't even become a conscious thought yet!" Sonic said, almost as though he expected to be informed by Yuji Naka.

"My KAZOOOOOOOOOOO-00000000000000-gadfdfvjnjksdnundns-ooooooooooooo!" Eggman yelled, as he faded out of sight, still chasing his kazoo.

Then, an idea popped into Tails' head. "Sonic, Eggman must have sold his left armpit to a zebra in order to acquire knowledge on how to con a leopard into giving him a device that allows him to enslave turnips that create a doohickey that enables him to create an exact replica of Shadow's kazoo!" Tails said in a way that made him sound intelligent.

"Well then, there's only one thing to do little buddy." Sonic said, "We go and beat the snot outta Shadow until he spills his beans, literally and figuratively."

And so they went to where Shadow lives, when he's trying to remember what he had for breakfast 50 years ago. In other words Space Colony ARK! In orbit around Earth, in space, in the Milky Way galaxy.

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Tails: The next chapter has pies!

Me: The next chapter also has Shadow!

Tails: And don't forget the battle!

Me: Oh, that's right! The battle!

Me & Tails: Please review!