Okay, this chapter is longer than any previous one. Enjoy!

Disclaimers: I do not own Sonic, Mario, Pokemon, Tales of Symphonia, or any related characters.

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CHAPTER 6

THE CHAOS PIES

Sonic and Tails found their way to Shadow's shadowy lair of shadowy shadows, a.k.a. Space Colony Ark.

"Hey Shaaaaadooooow!" Sonic shouted.

"Shadow, where are you!" Tails shouted. "Shaaaad-" They stopped when they heard the classic Mario music. To their horrifically horrifying horrified horror, they found Shadow dancing to the beat of Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (To Sonic, Mario is the Devil.)

"Hello, Faker." Shadow said.

"Shadow! NOOOO0000oooo!" Sonic shouted, as he grabbed Tails and lunged right at Shadow, in slow motion. Shadow stepped out of the way, unaffected by the slow motion. Sonic, still in slow motion crashed into a statue of Maria that was holding a living Pichu.

"MARIA!" Shadow shouted, "How dare you, Faker and Fox! You will pay for that you… you… SONS OF EGGMAN! Chaos Control!" He then moved the entire colony to the left 5ft, thus causing the others to be off the statue.

"Thanks Shadow, I- AHHHHH!" Sonic screamed, as Shadow Chaos Controlled a pie the size of an elephant right at Sonic. But it missed and hit Tails, who then proceeded cleaned himself off like a normal fox. "Whew! That was close. What the-" Sonic yelled, as Shadow, with sniper rifle aim, threw a 'Chaos Pie' the size of Texas at poor Sonic. "That's it!" Sonic exclaimed. And then a turn-based battle began.

"SONIC AND TAILS VS. SHADOW AND MARIA STATUE!" announced the Super Smash Bros. announcer.

"Chaos Pie!" Shadow yelled, as he threw a pie into a nearby air-vent.

"…" being a statue, Maria Statue said nothing, but lights flashed, and a shield materialized around a pocket of air.

"Thunder Blade!" Tails yelled, causing a sword of lightning to hit the ground in the middle of an elevator.

"Take this" Sonic said, as he began his default Spin-Dash. Shadow started eating a Chaos Pie.

"What! You can eat those!" Sonic asked in confusion "Hey! Give me one!"

"Fine. You can have this one, Faker." Shadow said deviously, as he threw an evil-looking pie to Sonic.

Sonic took one bite. "Yuck! Oh yuck! What kind of pie is this?" he said, puking.

"It's… MEAT pie! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!" Shadow replied with wickedly wicked wickednessness.

"AHHHH! NOOOO! WHYYYY!" Sonic screamed, "I mean… you gave Tails a PIZZA!" he looked at Tails, who was in pizza bliss, eating a pizza with his mouth that was on his face.

"Ever hear of a 'Pizza-pie',Faker?" Shadow replied coldly.

"Can anyone tell me why we're eating pie?" Tails asked.

"Because!" the hedgehogs said in unison.

"Because why?" Tails retorted.

"Because we're hungry." replied the hedgehogs in unison.

"But, shouldn't we be beating up Shadow?" Tails asked stupidly.

"Oh yeah! Shadow! Give us the waffle, NOW!" Sonic demanded, without contemplating the delicate intricacies of his verbal statement.

"NEVER!" Shadow yelled, "Peaches, RUUUUUN!" He and the Pichu ran in circles around the room. Tails tried to grab the Pichu, but he got Thunder Shocked. Sonic tried to grab Shadow, but got pepper-sprayed.

Suddenly, "MWA-HA-HA-HA!" Eggman laughed, as he flew in with his hovercraft. Next to him were: Metal Sonic in a cage, and what looked like the toxic waste product that Eggman collected in the previous chapter, but it appeared to have an EGG-sticker on it. "Behold! This is my newest creation, The EGG-Lump!"

He let Metal out of his cage, and another turn-based battle began.

SONIC, TAILS, SHADOW, MARIA STATUE & PEACHES VS. DR. EGGMAN, METAL SONIC & THE EGG-LUMP!

Sonic attempted to poke the EGG-Lump, but it… umm… lumped? Tails cast Thunder Arrow at Eggman. Shadow and Peaches double teamed Metal with Chaos Pies and Thunder Wave. And the statue made a shield. Eggman pressed a button labeled 'press me, you idiot'. Two arms came out of Eggman's hovercraft, holding salt and pepper shakers. They poured the condiments all over him.

"Eggman! You taste like eggs and bacon!" Tails said excitedly, licking his lips, after… licking him…

"What! No! Stay away! AHHHHH!" Eggman screamed, as he was consumed by the young fox.

"ERROR! ERROR! MALFUNCTION! MALFUNC-" Metal reported before he was destroyed by Shadow and Peaches.

The EGG-Lump continued to…lump...

"Is that all you can do, Lumpy?" Sonic asked the lumpy lump that was the EGG-Lump.

"Just ignore it, Sonic." Tails suggested.

And so they all turned away, and then… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The EGG-Lump self-destructed for no reason…

"AHHHH!" Tails screamed as Eggman created indigestion within the fox!

"Let me… OOOOUUUUTTTT!" Eggman yelled, and then Tails puked him up! "At last! I'm free! I'm free!" Eggman shouted, as he ran around the room like a chicken. Then, Eggman, for no reason, announced, "I stole the kazoo from some loser outside Kazoos R Us!"

Suddenly, the room began to shake, however, the rest of the colony, defying the laws of physics, did not.

Then the Summon Spirit of Darkness (also named Shadow) appeared before the confused bunch.

"THEIF!" he said in a deep, raspy voice, "EGGMAN… THEIF… STOLE KAZOO!"

Then Sonic stepped forward. "I am Sonic! I seek a pact with Shadow!" he blurted out, without thinking.

Then, to everyone's dismay, "SHEENA AND I…PACT!" the Summon Spirit rasped.

Then a black haired, female ninja named Sheena appeared in a puff of smoke. "Give Shadow back his kazoo!" she demanded.

Then something sparked in Eggman, "Oh! My heart is aflutter with your image. Would you consider bearing my children?" Eggman asked without realizing the grave mistake he had made.

"AHHHH! Get away from me, you sick pervert!" Sheena said before whacking him out the airlock.

"AHHHH! Noooo! It can't beeee! Now I'll never get to eat cheeeese!" Eggman screamed as he plummeted to Earth.

"I am Shadow! I seek a pact with myself!" Shadow said, completely ignorant of what he was saying.

"I AM…CONFUSED..." the Summon Spirit replied in confusion…

Then Mario jumped out of a pipe.

"I am Tails! I seek a pact with Mario!" Tails said.

"Princess-a Peach-a and-a I-a, pact-a." the plumber responded, trying to sound like the Summon Spirit. Then Sonic threw him out into space.

"Mama Miaaaaaaa!" cried the earthbound plumber.

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Me: Okay, the next chapter has a 'flower'.

Tails: (drooling on a picture of Cosmo)

Me: Oh! It also has drool. LOTS of drool.

Tails: (still drooling)

Me: ...

Drool: Please review.