Hello, everyone! Today's forecast calls for a severe chance of drool. If you're planning on going swimming, please wear one-piece suits.

Disclaimers: I do not own Sonic The Hedgehog or any other characters. They are owned by people who can't tell the difference between a good game system, and a piece of trash. I also do not own Cosmo's wardrobe... I do, however, own a Nintendo Wi-Fi USB Connector.

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Chapter 7

Lakeside Chaos

A few days after the events on the Space Colony ARK, Sonic and Shadow were sitting on the sidewalk watching paint dry.

A few hours later, Tails found them. They were still watching the paint, even though it had dried long ago. "Hi guys." Tails said.

Shadow instinctively threw a Chaos Pie at Sonic for no reason. Sonic retaliated by baking a cake.

"Um, guys?" asked the confused fox. Shadow threw a Chaos Pie at Tails. Tails then used paint remover to remove the paint. Upon seeing the utter lack of paint in front of him, Sonic feinted, and Shadow, in a fit of randomness, threw a Chaos Pie at himself.

An hour later, Cosmo came walking up to them. "Hello." she said.

"Hello." the others replied in unison.

"What are you guys doing?" Cosmo asked.

"We're performing a 3-way Fusion Dance." they responded in unison.

"O...kay..." said the disturbed flower girl, "Well anyway. I was planning on going for a swim, in A Lake Somewhere Near Here, and I was wondering if you would like to come with me?"

An hour, and three coin flips later, "Okay." they replied, once again, in unison.

At 'A Lake Somewhere Near Here', A.L.S.N.H. for short. Everyone was ready. Cosmo was in a two-piece bikini (A/N: drool). Tails and Shadow were wearing flippers and goggles, otherwise, they were naked as usual. Sonic, being an aqua phobic, was wearing a scuba suit, inside of a submarine that was wearing a scuba suit.

"ASPARAGUS!" Shadow announced for reasons that were beyond the comprehension of mortal beings.

Tails mounted Shadow on the front of a ghost ship and set sail. "Ha ha ha! The sun, the sea, this is the life! When we cross the Grand Line, I'll be King of The Pirates!" Tails proclaimed.

Then Shadow hit him with a Chaos Pie, "No you won't!" Shadow shouted, "Unless I get to be QUEEN of the pirates!"

Tails, refusing to be married to Shadow, began to dismantle the ship while it was still on the water.

"You boys are so immature." stated Cosmo, who was sitting on a chair in a huge sandcastle on the beach.

"Hey Faker!" Shadow yelled, lobbing a lobster on Sonic.

Sonic tossed the lobster back into the lake. "Whatcha want, ya whippersnapper?" he replied like a cranky old geezer.

"You wanna come out here with us?" Shadow asked.

"No way! I hate lemons!" Sonic replied, while sucking on a lemon.

"What!" Tails butted in, confused.

"I said you're a tuna fish!" Sonic answered.

"Yeah? Well you're an Erinaceidae" (A/N: Erinaceidae is the Latin name for hedgehog). Tails yelled.

"I don't know what that is!" Sonic confessed.

"STOP IT! ALL OF YOU!" Cosmo interrupted, "You're all a bunch of ragamuffins!" She then threw a Bob-omb into the air.

Five seconds later, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Then, 'Frosty the Snowman' started playing and Tetris blocks began falling from plot holes.

Everyone started panicking as the falling polygons of geometricnessness fell with much fallness.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sonic screamed. Then, he curled into the fetal position and started sucking his thumb.

Shadow attempted to throw Chaos Pies into the sky, hoping they would fly, but they fell back down into his face. Tails did the smart thing. He rearranged the blocks so that they would disappear. Cosmo was in her castle of sand, hula dancing. (A/N: droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)

Just then, it started raining a very thick rain. "Siiiiinging in the raaaaaaaain. Siiiiinging in the raaaaaaa-cough-cough-cough." Sonic sang, allowing the liquid to enter his musical mouth.

"What's wrong, Faker?" Shadow asked, while trying to bake himself into a Chaos Pie.

"This rain is... SALIVA!" Sonic replied in shock.

"It all started when Cosmo... wait a sec... COSMO!" yelled the contemplationing fox.

"What is it?" replied Cosmo, who was getting worried.

"GET HER!" the boys yelled as they attacked the poor flower girl, accidentally ripping her bikini off, revealing the fact that plants don't have 'em. (A/N:drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)

A tidal wave of drool, the size of Texas, washed over them.

659,347,238,302,575,748,478,373,937,577,853,873,277,585,769,086,015,467,383,166,587,234,093,645,773,293,456,676,549 gigazillian to the 100th power years later., the universe had just achieved galactic peace. 10 seconds later, it experienced the end of time.

"That was a confusing story, Dad..." said a nameless human child, to his nameless human father.

"What story?" asked a naked Cosmo. (A/N:drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)

"AAAAHHHH!" the two nameless humans screamed as a tidal wave covered their planet in spit.

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Me: Okay, this is not the end of the story!

Tails: That's right! The next chapter has good ol' Knux.

Me: That's right! Knuckles goes through a Special Stage.

Tikal: I'm in it, too!

Cosmo: (still unclothed) Please review.