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Gohan sat on the battle field were he had killed cell days ago he stared at his hands as a smirk crossed his face killing cell was so much fun he had enjoyed it. But what he enjoyed most was seeing his own father die before him. He hadn't liked the bastard much anyways.
Suddenly he picked up a person approaching it was Piccolo
"Gohan come home your mother is preg" the green Namek was cut off as Gohan cracked his neck
"I already know" said Gohan to the dead green lifeless body as he lifted off and began to fly t words Orange star city aka (not in this fan fic but in the series as Satan city)
In a few moments the Sayian had landed in front of a bank
Once Gohan had entered the bank two large security guard came up to him
"Kid you got no business here so leave" said a security guard
Almost instantly the guards were on the floor dead...
"humans" said Gohan as he smirked evilly
Gohan quickly kill the 10 tellers 4 adults and 5 children that were in the bank and took the money (about 1.2 million)
Over the years Gohan became so strong that his ki was undetectable ,slightly stronger then Goku's Super Sayian 4 he bought his own house with 6 bedrooms a pool a gravity room a weight room and walk in closets and pantries. Gohan is now 21 and very muscular and about 6 foot 7 he LOVES to drink and he has sex with random girls almost every night. Almost everything about him has changed. Except for the fact that he always wore the silver V that Videl gave him.
He supposed he would go to what the humans called college. While this was going on the Z gang was destroyed by a plague.
Goten lived with Chi-Chi and Goku until he was 6 then Chi-Chi died and so did Goku they died from a plague. So Goten went and lived with Bulma Vegeta and the rest of the Z-gang for 3 months after 3 months the entire Z-gang died except for Goten Trunks and Vegeta… But Vegeta now lives in space and rules a race called herogons and they can't contact him… So Trunks and Goten are poor orphans until Goten finds Gohan's phone number in the ruins of C.C. So Goten and Trunks track Gohan down… Now what do you get when you add 1 extremely tall and buff bad ass and Drunk Gohan + two little kids + a sexy self conscious girl with an attitude read this story and find out.
Remember Goten and Trunks never learned how to use their powers so they are just like regular kids with huge appetites. Also Gohan knew Videl about a year before the cell games. FINALLY Hercule did not take credit for the cell games. No one knows who killed cell.
Gohan sat in his apartment he had just dumped his very very annoying Girl friend and she slapped him… hard… and boy was he pissed off. And he was now drinking beer he had already drank 4 of them and he was now on his 5th fortunately 5 beers to a sayian was like 1 beer to a human.
Then someone at the door knocked.
Gohan went up to the door opened it and saw two little kids dressed in rags one had black hair the other had purple. Then he said in a cold voice "who the fuck are yea and what the fuck do you want".
"Umm hi is Gohan here?" asked the kid with black hair.
"Yea I am him now fucking explain why you interrupted my life so I can fucking get back to it" said Gohan in a cold deadly voice"
Then the black haired child began to cry they were tears of joy.
The black haired child ran up to Gohan and hugged Gohans leg
"Get the fuck off of me!" demanded Gohan
Goten released Gohan's leg
Gohan looked at the purple haired child and said "what is wrong with him"
"Gohan don't you remember"? asked the purple haired child
"remember what"? asked Gohan
"Me!" said the purple haired child, " I am Trunks and the kid with the brown hair is Goten your Brother we are both sayians"
"that's nice now why are you here"? replied Gohan
"everyone's… dead"… stated Goten as he looked up into his new found brothers eyes.
"Everyone"? asked Gohan
"Yes and were orphans now"… said Trunks
"so I suppose you want to live with me"? asked Gohan
"Uh huh" mumbled Goten
"Well I am not sure"… said Gohan
"Please big brother please"… pleaded Goten
"I am not really a nice person and I only have one bed" replied Gohan
"well we can sleep on the floor!" said Trunks
"Fine if you really want to fine! But on some conditions" stated Gohan
"What conditions" asked Goten
"#1 you fucking leave me alone #2 you fucking don't interrupt me when I have a girl here #3 you don't fucking touch my stuff #4 is the most important you fucking eat after I am fucking done and".. stated Gohan
"and what"? asked Trunks
"you train and spar with me when I say so" commanded Gohan
"ok" said Goten
"were is the bed"? Asked Trunk's
"No no no, you two sleep on the floor I do stuff at night"… said Gohan
"what kind of stuff"? Asked Goten
"duh Goten he has sex with drunk girls at night" stated Trunks
"you mean mate"? Asked Goten
"of cou" Trunks was cut off by Gohan
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"! Screamed Gohan, "before you both have imprints of my fucking fist in your fucking stomach"
"ok…" said Goten and Trunk's in unison
"now you guys need to go to bed now, blankets are in the cupboard below the sink" stated Gohan
That night 2:00am
Goten walked into Gohan's bed room
"Gohan! Gohan! Wake up"! said Goten as he shook his sleeping brother
Gohan only growled and it wasn't a happy growl it was a "leave me alone before I kill you growl"
"Gohan can I sleep with yo"-
Goten was cut off as he felt a sharp pain in his stomach
Goten coughed up some blood and said "fine I don't need to sleep with you" and began to walk out of the room
"Goten"… said Gohan
"What"? asked Goten
Gohan sighed and said "get in here"
Goten smiled and jumped in the bed with Gohan
After about five minutes of silence Gohan finally spoke up.
"Goten"? asked Gohan
"yeah"? asked Goten
"are you ok"? asked Gohan
"yeah I think I am the spot were you punched me only hurts a little now"… stated Goten
"that wasn't a very good start for a big brother thou was it"? asked Gohan
"no not really but it's ok" replied Goten
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