Sasuke on some blind dates.
This time I have taken my time to make a story about Sasuke trying to pick up girls. And Gai and Kakashi are going to help him.
A VERY BIG NOTE! Sasuke is a lot older in this story. He is 17 and so are the others, like Naruto and Sakura and the rest of the other Genin's. But Kakashi has his same age (26) and Gai is also 26. I think…
Sasuke was sitting in a bar and was treating his cheek because he didn't know how many thick ears he had got when he had tried to flirt with the girls. Yes, it's true. Sasuke hade tried to flirt with the girls in the bar!
Because he had been sitting in his room and was over looking his life, when it just hit him! He was the only survivor in his clan, well… except his brother who had killed all of them. But! He was the only survivor! That meant that he would bring the further generation to this world. But you must be two to do that! And that means you must have a partner to do that! And the partner must be a girl!
He had been sitting in his room and tried to figure out.
"What do I want in that girl?" so he had made a list.
1: She must be a girl!
2: It should not be a girl that I know.
3: She must be in my age. (Maybe a year older or younger…)
4: …..
Well… it was all he had figured out for now. For about one hour...
So he had taken the list and went downtown. And he had found a bar where normal people went. Not like ninjas, but yes, there were some but none that he knew so that didn't really bother him. But his tries to pick up girls didn't really go so well that he had hoped. Because he had never done it before. He had tried to say like "hello there pretty girl." Or"what heaven did you fall from?" but the only respond that had been given to him were thick ears or "Go away!" And this couldn't the Uchiha handle. So he had taken a bottle of sake and sat down on a bar chair and started to drink.
He could not understand why the girls withstand him? He, who always had Sakura by his side. Well… not any more when she was together with Lee. And Ino had chosen Shikamaru. Perhaps Hinata? No. she was together with Naruto. Hadn't he a lot of fan girls? But it seems like they had got together with someone else.
He was all alone and started to drink away his sorrows.
"Come here my eternal rival! We are going to a bar and we will see witch one can drink most of us! Like real men!" Gai said while he dragged Kakashi after him.
"Gai… how many times must I tell you! We have already done that. And every time you get drunk and faint. And I have to drag you home." Kakashi said.
"HA! My eternal rival! You are just trying to confuse me! Me! Maito Gai never gets drunk! You are just trying to get away with it! Because you know that I will win!" Gai said and dragged Kakashi with him.
"And you never remember it…" Kakashi said to himself.
Gai was looking for the nearest bar and saw one to his happiness. He dragged Kakashi in and sat him down on a bar chair and ordered a big sake bottle.
"I would rather be at home with my book and read it." Kakashi thought and took a more comfortable position. He looked around the bar and saw it was a normal place where normal people went. He looked over his shoulder and saw a boy next to him who was about seventeen years old. His head was lying on the bar desk and he was holding a sake bottle.
"Poor guy… he should not be drinking at his age." Kakashi thought. But the more he looked at him, the more he recognized him. Blue shirt, black hair… If he wouldn't know better he would thought it was Sasuke.
"WAIT A MINUTE! IT IS SASUKE!" He thought, panicked and pulled up Sasuke's head to take a look at him. He could see that he was quite drunk.
Sasuke looked at Kakashi while his eyes were spinning. He could not tell who it was at first but after a while when his eyes got better he could tell from his sensei's hair and his mask that it was Kakashi.
"Bagashi bensei…" He tried to say.
"Sasuke… how many fingers can you see?" Kakashi asked him and was holding up two fingers.
Sasuke looked at the fingers and then to the right and to the left.
"… I can't count that far…" he said.
"I think you had enough of this," Kakashi said and took away the sake bottle from him.
"No… I want to keep the bottle…" he said and tried to reach for it.
"WHAT IS GONG ON!" Gai asked/ screamed right into Kakashi's ear so that he nearly became deaf. Kakashi was holding his ear and was thinking what he could stuff Gai'sgigantic mouth with to shut him up. Gai noticed Sasuke and pushed Kakashi down on the floor to take a closer look at him. Kakashi… well he fall down on the floor.
Sasuke looked at Gai's face, and then he noticed the giant eye browns.
"You are the ugliest girl I ever met!" Sasuke screamed right into Gai's face and jumped up from his seat and landed on the bar desk.
"Get away from me!" Sasuke said and was holding his fingers like a cross like he wanted to scare away a vampire.
Gai didn't get it and dragged Kakashi up from the floor and was looking him straight into the eyes.
"Do you know what is wrong with your student!" Gai asked him. But Kakashi didn't have time to answer him before Gai continued. "Of course you don't!" Gai said and pushed Kakashi back on the floor again.
"It is obvious he is depressed and started to drink because of YOU!" Gai said and was pointing on Kakashi who was sitting on the floor.
"What? No! I have nothing to do with this!" Kakashi said. But then Sasuke spoke up.
"IT'S ALL TRUE!"
"WHAT!" Kakashi said a bit shocked. What was Sasuke talking about? What had he done now? Hade he done anything to upset him to start to drink!
"There you see! Even your student is accusing you!"
"IT'S ALL TRUE! I REALLY WANTED A GIRLFRIEND! BUT ALL THESE GIRLS IS DUMPING ME HERE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sasuke cried out and sat down on the bar desk.
"……." Both Kakashi and Gai looked at Sasuke and were shocked what Sasuke just had said. Then Gai came up with a brilliant plan in his head.
"Don't you worry my eternal rival's student! I, Maito Gai, will help you in your search for love! Like I helped my own student Lee, to get your love sick little friend Sakura that was all in love with you before. And I will succeed!" Gai said pointing at Sasuke while the sun was going down behind him.
(Don't ask me why the sun was going down in a bar. Gai travels with his own special effects)
Sasuke looked at him with tears running down his face and he looked like he never had been so happy before in his life.
"Will… will you really help me?" Sasuke said and was looking in a glass that he had picked up from the desk.
"Yes I will!" Gai said and took the glass and throw it away right into the wall. Kakashi thought that Sasuke looked like Lee when he and Gai were really touched by eatch other. And that really scared him.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Sasuke cried out and hugged Gai, and so did Gai, and the sun that was behind them was even more shining than before and waves where hitting the rocks. Yep! This really scared Kakashi.
"YES! I, Maito Gai, will help you. AND SO WILL KAKASHI!" Gai said and grabbed Kakashi so he could also join the hug.
"WHAT?" Kakashi called out.
"Yes you will, my eternal rival! And before you say no. so please take a look at your student." Gai said and moved Kakashi's head right in front of Sasuke's face. So he could take a look at him. "How can you say no to this face?"
Kakashi thought that he could easily say no. Because Sasuke looked terrible. His hair was all messy, he smelled like sake, he was wobbling and the worst part was that he hade big puppy eyes that was staring right into his. But one part of his mind was thinking that he could not say no to his student. It was a part of his job to look after his student after all.
Kakashi sighed. "This will not be fun…" Kakashi thought.
"Alright… I will help you…" Kakashi said and he saw that Sasuke really shone up in happiness.
"Will… will you really help me?" Sasuke said and took a new glass and was looking into it.
"Yes." Kakashi said and looked at Sasuke that had really found interest in the glass.
"THIS IS GREAT! We should celebrate this!" Gai said and took up a sake bottle and two glasses fromnowhere. Well… maybe he got the sake bottle from the bar when he ordered it before. And poured the sake into the glass Sasuke was holding it and the two glasses he took up from nowhere. He handed one of the glasses to Kakashi and one to himself. And in one gulp he swallowed the sake.
"This is how real men drinks!" he called out.
Before Kakashi could stop, Sasuke had done the same.
"YEAH! THIS IS HOW REAL MEN DRINK!" He repeated and filled up his glass with more sake.
Kakashi saw that Gai was already a little drunk and Sasuke well… he was already drunk from the beginning.
"Maybe you should not drink so much?" Kakashi said to them.
Both Gai and Sasuke looked at Kakashi and looked at each other and back on Kakashi. And on there faces came up a sly smile.
"What?" Kakashi asked and didn't like the way they looked at him.
But before he reacted both had pulled down his mask, they were to drunk to remember his face, and pressed a sake bottle in his mouth and was holding him. Kakashi had become so surprised that he swallowed all the sake that was left in the bottle.
After that, Kakashi, Gai and Sasuke had a really good time together in the bar that night. And none of then were thinking about what was going to happen next day.
DOM! DOM! DOM! DOOM!
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PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABUT THIS CHAPTER!
Sasuke: "How dare you make me drunk?"
Velka: "it was easy. I just wrote it down."
Sasuke: " I'm gonna kill you!"
Velka: "just try!"
Sasuke: (taken a kunai out.)
Velka: "you want piece of me? Come on!"
Kakashi: (steps on front of the fight. Holding both Velka and Sasuke. Trying to kill each others.) "This is not going to be fun…" "sigh"