Sasuke one some blind dates. 3

Thank so much for all you're review the made me so HAPPY! And I know that there is GRAMMAR mistake in chapter TWO but he that helped me before didn't really have TIME to correct them and he have no time to correct this EITHER. And I think that he will not correct them in the future either.

Sasuke, Kakashi and Gai were lying in the bushes waiting for this girl to come.

"Gai… why do we hide in the bushes?" Sasuke asked a little bit irritated.

"Because, my eternal rival student! You don't know this girl, do you!"

"No."

"Then you don't know how she looks like? Do you!"

"No."

Then you have no idea who she is. Do you!"

"No."

"That's why we are hiding in the bushes! Do you understand?"

"…I think so… but can I ask you one more thing?"

"Yes, what?" Gai asked.

"WHY DID YOU PLANED TO HAVE A DATE IN A HOT SPRING IN?" Sasuke yelled in Gai's ear.

"What? Did I do something wrong?" Gai asked.

Sasuke, Kakashi and Gai were hiding behind some bushes outside a hot spring in. Because Gai had planed the date to take place there. His plan was smart, easy and a brilliant. The plan was to make this girl to se Sasuke's hot body in the spring and she will easily fall in love with him. Yes, this was a brilliant plan.

"SOMETHING WRONG!" Sasuke yelled. "I will tell you what is wrong! You…" But Sasuke didn't have time to answer it because Gai shut him up with his hand to silence him.

"mmhbgagaaa!" it only sounded from him.

"ssh!" Gai hush him. "She is coming!"

And he was right. A girl walked up from the street and paused outside the hot spring in. She had long red hair and she was wearing a long blue skirt and a white blouse. Sasuke look at her and thought that she looked weary cute. But he is an Uchiha, and the don't tell anybody what the are thinking.

"So what do you think? Pretty cute don't you think?" Gai said to Sasuke.

"… Well…"

"Of course you think!" Gai said and hit him in the back that Sasuke lost his breath. " I will just tell you some information about her. She is nineteen and her name is Myiko."

"That's all?" Sasuke asked.

"Yup! That's all! And I and my eternal rival will follow you from a fair distant to make shore that everything goes right. Tell you some tips if it is needed. Right my eternal rival!" Gai said.

"Yeah… right…" Kakashi answered while he was looking in a little hole in the fens to the girl's common hot spring.

"You see! I and my eternal rival will follow you till the end! Oh! And so you know I have only showed a picture of you to this girl and I have told her some info about you to her. And she said that she was willing to go out with you." Gai explained.

"Okay… but how did you… you know… know this girl?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't! I just borrow my student, Tenten's, telephone book. And her name was in there. (And some others.) But I did some research on her and I fond out that you and she would fit perfect together!" Gai explained.

Sasuke didn't answer on that. He just though that he had got insane that he hade made Gai to arrange all of this. But he couldn't help to look at the girl and think that maybe Gai had done something right for once.

"So? What are you waiting for, my eternal rival student? Go up to her!" Gai said and push him out of the bushes. Sasuke stumble out of the bushes and tripped on his own feet and landed on his nose with a smack. Not the first best impression would I say.

"You're poor thing!" Myiko said and rushed up to him when she saw Sasuke on the ground, holding his nose and hopped it wouldn't bleed.

"How do you fell? Her, I got a napkin." She said and handed the napkin to him.

"Thanks…" Sasuke said and took the napkin and blushed a little by how he hade make the first impression.

She looked at him and then she recognised him from the photo.

"You must be Sasuke?" she spooked up.

"Yeas… I'm Sasuke." He said and looked in the napkin to make shore that he didn't have any nose bleed.

"Nice too meet you. My name is Myiko." She said and helped him up.

"Thanks."

"You know… I usually don't go out on blind dates. But you're friend, what was his name… Gai! Yes, he said that you really wanted to have a date and I felt sorry for you… and he explained that you were a weary nice boy and that you wouldn't do any harm to me. And then he show the picture of you and I though that you looked kind of week so I think that I can deafens myself if you tried to do anything… so here I am. But I was surprised that you're friend said that you wanted to date in a hot spring…" she said and looked at him.

"…" Sasuke didn't answer and just gave her a little nervous smile and scratched his head. He was thinking that he wanted to kill Gai nice and slowly.

"But it's okay. I have always wanted to try a hot spring. But do you really have afforded with booth me and you? She asked.

"What? Um… can you wait just a minute? I think I forgot my… my… RAMEN! YES! MY RAMEN! In the bushes, yes the bushes wait just her! And… look at the… um… clouds!" Sasuke asked and turned around and jumped back in the bushes to kick the crap out of Gai.

"He must be shy." She thought.

"Sasuke what happen? Did you get cold feet?" Gai asked him when he jumped back in the bushes.

Sasuke didn't answer. He grabbed Gai's neck and tried to strangle him.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO HIRE A HOT SPRING?" Sasuke yelled in his ear.

"But. It. Is. Normal. For. The. Man. to. pay. For. The. lady." Gai answered between the strangles.

"BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY ON ME NOW!" Sasuke yelled back.

"Don't. Worry. I. Have. Ordered. A. privet. Hot. Spring. For. You." Gai said as he became more and more blue in the face.

"Can you please keep it quiet? You make the girl's notice us!" Kakashi said in the middle of it all, still looking in the hole in the fence.

"You have? Sasuke asked and let go of him and was ignoring Kakashi.

"Yes…" Gai said and tried to get info of air.

"Couldn't you have told me that Earlier?" Sasuke yelled at him.

"You never asked me." Ha answered.

Sasuke was about to lose his temper but he was able to calm him down.

"Can you just tell me now…" Sasuke asked and Gai explained quickly with hot spring he had order for him.

"Thanks!" he said and jumped up from the bushes to Myiko.

"Sorry for that." Sasuke said and walked over to Myiko that was looking at the clods.

"What do you think that clod looks like?" she asked him and pointed at a clod.

"hm?…" he asked him self and looked at the clod she was pointing at.

"I don't know." He answered here.

"I think it looks like a bunny. Do you know what bunny's like to do?" She asked him.

"What?" he asked a bit surprised.

"Exactly! The like to eat carrots!" She said knowingly.

"…okay…Um… shell we go in?" he asked.

"Okay!" she said and smiled at him.

"But where is you're bag?" she asked him.

"You are not planning to sit in the hot spring naked with me? Are you? If you are, then the date is over! She said.

"My bag? O! My bag! It's… well… it's…" Sasuke looked around him. Then from nowhere a bag hit him in the head.

"Ouch!" yelled.

"There it is! Are you a magician or something?" she asked him.

"No… not really…" he said.

"Then, shell we go in?" she asked.

"Okay…" he said and felt with his hand on his head. And hop that he wouldn't get a lump.

The walk together in to the hot spring in and on distant you could see Gai and Kakashi hidden behind the bushes. Well I don't know if you should count Kakashi in the group because he had only look in the little hole in to the common hot spring to the girls. "

"Move away the arm… move away the arm… can't she just moves away her arm…" he had mumbled all the time.

And so you know. Gai was the person that threw the bag on Sasuke's head. Don't ask me where he got that from. He is a ninja after all.

"Look my eternal rival! You're student have walked into the love rode to the hot spring! That is the spirit of youth! I am sure that you would never come up with something like this! Or what do you say, my eternal rival?" Gai asked.

"Move away the arm… move away the arm… can't she just moves away her arm…" He still mumbled.

"Of course you agree with me! Come now! We must look over this date!" Gai said and did a dramatic pose.

"Move away the arm… move away the arm… can't she just moves away her arm…"

"COME NOW! MY, ETERNAL RIVAL!" Gai shouted out and grabbed Kakashi's arm and run away with him.

"NO! I haven't finished watching!" Kakashi shouted.

So what do you think of this chapter. So please give me some review! And I know there is a bit of spellings mistakes so you don't need to tell me. But if there is somebody out there that likes to correct them I will be so happy. But that are maybe a bit too much to ask for…

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Kakashi: "Now, say sorry to Sasuke." (Is still holding Velka.)

Sasuke: "…"

Velka: "…No!"

Kakashi: "Say sorry!"

Velka: "No!"

Kakashi: "Say sorry or I burn all you're Naruto books and all you're other Manga!"

Velka: "YOUWOULDN'T!"

Kakashi: "just try me!"

Velka: "… Okay… I'm sorry that I tried to kill you. Please except this as a token of my gratitude." (Handing over a packet to Sasuke. Don't ask me were I got that from.)

Sasuke: "…" (Holding the packet)

Velka: "Come here Kakashi. Cant we go for a walk?"

Kakashi: "Wait just a minuet… what is it in that packet?"

Velka: "Nothing special. And if a told you, I will spoil the surprise. Wouldn't I"

Kakashi: "But I don't really trust you… "

Velka: "Of course you trust me. Come now!" (Is getting a little bit stressed.)

Sasuke: (is looking weary suspicious at the packet.)

Velka: "Come now!"

The packet: "self destruction is now completed."

Kakashi and Sasuke: (looking weary angry at Velka.)

Velka: "…Fuck!"

BOOM!