Sasuke one blind dats4.
Sasuke and Myiko had got to there Hot spring and were about to change there clothe to there bathe clothe, in separate rooms of course.
"How the heck did Gai know where my bathing trunks were? And where did he hide the bag?" Sasuke was thinking as he took the black bathing trunks on with a little Uchiha mark on the right side.
"Maybe I shouldn't underestimate Gai…but in second thought…maybe I should." he thought and walked to there hot spring. He was a little embarrassed when he had found out what Gai hade ordered for him. He hadn't told Myiko about it because she had waited for him a bit away. He had only found out what Gai had told him. That he had ordered "hot spring nr 36". And that was a hot spring for lovers. And that embarrassed him a bit.
He came out from the dressing room. He didn't want that anybody saw him in this corridor. He made sour that there wasn't anybody there but to be on the sure side he sneak through the corridor and peeked around the corner to make sour the he didn't meet any body on his way. When the coast was clear he jumped out from his hide and was about to run to there hot spring.
"THERE YOU ARE SASUKE!" A loud voice came from behind him.
Sasuke turned his head and saw to his unhappiness, Gai and Kakashi.
"Wait! Maybe I can se Kakashi- sensei's face?" he thought and turned his face to Kakashi.
"(?)" Kakashi had that expression on his face and to Sasuke's disappointment; Kakashi was wearing a small towel around his face.
"I should have guessed." Sasuke thought and signed.
Kakashi was wearing dark blue bathing trunks with some dog paws mark furthest down. And Gai was wearing lime green bathing trunks with some lemons on them. Just so you know what there are wearing.
"What are you doing here?" Sasuke yelled at theme.
"You don't think that we are going to just leave you here, do you?" Gai answered him.
"I could only hope…" Sasuke answered sarcastic.
"Of course you don't! We will look after you till the end! Let the spirit of youth guide you and us!" Gai said and the sun was shining behind him.
"And you should know that we are in that hot spring if you ewer need us" Gai said and pointed at a door.
"Whatever. But can't you just disappear or something!" Sasuke asked them and was getting angrier.
"Of course we can! We are ninjas after all!" Gai said and both of them disappeared in a pouf of smock.
"Thanks…" Sasuke said and walked away.
"Hmm… what did I do here?..." Sasuke thought.
"THE DATE!" he thought and run over to there hot spring. He was standing outside the door and he walked in. when he came in he didn't se anything because of all the fog.
"Myiko?" he called.
"Over here!" he heard and saw a figure in the fog and walked in. But what he didn't se was the soap on the floor. And so he tripped over it and landed with a splash in the hot spring.
"WAAAAAAA! HOT!" he called out when he landed in the water.
In a other hot spring Gai and Kakashi where sitting there… well… maybe not Gai. He was jumping all over the room and was doing as usually his poses. Kakashi was thinking that it was a miracle that he didn't trip over his own feet.
"AA! Yeas, my eternal rival! I am a genius! Me! Maito Gai is a marvellous on to make perfects dates to others! Maybe I should start a business with this on my free time!" Gai said and was still jumping around the room and did a piruett and landed in the water with a big splash.
"OMG! Can't you pleas be still!" Kakashi yelled on Gai.
"NO! My eternal rival! I am in such a high spirits, it's the spirit of youth and love in the air that have made me all this!" he said and dive in to the water and hit his head one the stone one the bottom of the hot spring.
"By the way Gai…" Kakashi said when Gai lifted his head up with a big bump on his head.
"What is this for kind of spring did you ordered for us… this is a weary popular hot spring in, in hidden leaf. And the have all sort of hot spring's here. Till the youngest to the oldest." he continued. He didn't really trust Gai, especially after that with Gai's special power drink this morning.
"Um… nothing really…" Gai said and looked away quickly.
"O! Look, a cow!" Gai said and tried to change the subject.
"Sad, you miss him, He flew away." He continued
"Gai… you are hiding something for me! I know it because there is no way that a cow can be here now and cows can't fly away!" Kakashi said and was becoming more and more suspicious.
"OKAY! Well… the thing is that the didn't have enough of this hot springs in the nearest of Sasuke's so I ordered this one!" Gai explained.
"Okay, BUT WITH KIND OF HOT SPRING IS IT?" Kakashi asked and was becoming angrier.
"A.. … …. ……." Gai mumbled something.
"Can you say that again! And louder pleas!" Kakashi asked.
"A hot love spring…" Gai said and jumped out from the water because at the moment of time Gai said those words Kakashi wanted to kill him. Just the though with Gai and him was just freaking him out! And especially in a hot love spring.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Kakashi shouted and was running around the hot spring.
"But the don't know it is us in here!" Gai said will he was running around.
"I dressed me in a dress and named myself Gabriel!" he continued.
"SO NOW THE THINK I AM WITH HOOKER OR SOMETHING! AND A UGLY ONE! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON!" Kakashi yelled and wanted to kill Gai with big rusty saw.
"NO! I didn't use your name! I named you Karro!" Gai continued.
"SO NOW THE THINK WE ARE LESBIANS!" Kakashi shouted.
"…" Gai newer thought that far. He had thought hat two girls in a hot spring wouldn't be so weird but he newer though that it exist lesbians. But now when Kakashi had mentioned it. He remembered and stopped middle in his running to think this over. So Kakashi run right into him.
BOOM!
Both of them fell down back into the hot spring. First there were no sound but then the water bubbled and suddenly, Gai was punched up from the hot spring and flied over the sky and became a little star far away. In the Middle of the hot spring stood Kakashi with his fist up in the air.
"I… hate… him…" he stuttered out and sat down in the hot spring to calm his nerves.
At the same time in hot spring nr 36.
"WAAA! HOT, HOT!" Sasuke shouted and waved with his arms.
"Of course it's hot in a hot spring." Myiko said and walked up to Sasuke that hade sat himself up on the edge of the hot spring.
"You are so clumsy." She said and smiled at him.
"I am not. I didn't se the soap on the floor…" he self defense him.
"As I said, you are clumsy." She repeated.
"No I am not!"
"Yes you are."
"No I am not!"
"Yes you are."
"NO I AM NOT!"
"YES YOU ARE!" she said and grabbed his arm and dragged him in to the water.
SPLASH!
"HOT!" Sasuke shouted again.
"HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!" Myiko laughed at him.
"Why you little… here!" he said and pushed her so she felled back into the water.
"That was mean! I will get you for that!" she said and rush forward at him.
But because of Sasuke ninja skills, he could easily avoid her so she fell down in the water again. But she didn't rest there, no; she just tried again to take him down. But Sasuke just avoid her. But she was stubborn so she tried over and over again to push him down in the water. And she didn't mind that she miss him she just laugh and so did Sasuke.
Sasuke didn't remember when he had so much fun sin last time. He tried to remember when he and Naruto hade a god time together. But sins Naruto got together with Hinata he was always with her. And the seem to have so much fun when the where together. Maybe he had been a bit jealous of them. He hadn't nearly spoken with Naruto for quite a will now. But he was cut out of his thoughts when the suddenly heard someone that was yelled at someone ells.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" the heard.
"Who is it that is yelling?" Myiko asked.
"I don't know?" he replied.
"SO NOW THE THINK I AM WITH HOOKER OR SOMETHING! AND A UGLY ONE! I AM NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON!" The heard again.
"Who ever it is every one can hear them." Sasuke said to Myiko.
"SO NOW THE THINK WE ARE LESBIANS!" the heard again.
"Okay that's it! I have info of them, who ever the are!" Sasuke said and walked up from the water.
"Were you going?" Myiko asked.
"To bet the crap out of them." Sasuke answered.
"You have a low temperament." Myiko said.
"I will be back son." Sasuke said and walked out from the door.
"Okay." She said and disappeared under the water.
Sasuke walked out to the corridor and tried to hear where the sound hade came from. He could hear from the other rooms that others were irritated as well. But were did the sound came from he thought. He walked to the right where he though that it maybe com from. He tried to listen if he could her the person voice again.
When he walked he heard something from the door he was standing in front of. It didn't sound like the voices from before but it catch his attention. He putted his era to the door and tried to listen. Maybe it was kind of rude of him to listen to others conversation but this one really catches his attention. It didn't sound like words but something ells. Something that he hade heard before but he couldn't remember it. He made sour that there wasn't any one alls in the corridor and he closed his eye's to get a picture in his head of what he heard.
He could hear the water from the hot spring and two persons. The where not in the water, no, the wear beside it and the other person was sitting but the other was… he could not tell. He heard something that was dropping but it didn't sound like water. It sounded thicker…
Then it just hit him! IT WAS BLOOD! Somebody was dying in there and the other was just looking at him or her. He must do something, of course. He punched the door up and rushed in. he saw immediately a small boy and… GAI!
"GAI?" Sasuke shouted and stared at Gai that was unconscious and was hanging through the ceiling and with a big lump on his head and some blood was dropping from his nose and from the lump. The little boy that was in the same room, looked like he was six to seven years old and he was poking Gai with a stick.
"Hello!" the little boy said when he turned his head and was still poking with Gai with the stick.
"Hello! Can I just tack that man over there?" Sasuke said and walked in.
"Okay! You know! When my mom left to get me something to drink, then this old man just crashed through the ceiling. My mom didn't hear it! But I did because I was in hear! And, and then I started to poke him with this stick I found." The boy said and poked Gai some more.
"Alright… but can I just take him now?" Sasuke said and tried to take him.
"NO!" the boy said.
"But you just said that I could?" Sasuke said and looked annoyed at the boy.
"YES!" the boy replied.
"Good, then I can take…"
"NO!"
"But…"
"YES!"
"What are you talking abo…"
"NO!"
"Now you listen to me!"
"YES!"
"Good."
"NO!"
"What are you saying! What do you want!" Sasuke said and was really piss of.
"Play with me." The boy answered.
"What! NO!" Sasuke said.
"YES!" the boy replied.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
And so the continued to say yes and no. Hope you hade fun reading this story and you will keep one!
Will Sasuke escape the annoying child! What will happen to myiko when she go and search for Sasuke!" And what will the child's mother think when she find's Sasuke and Gai in there? And what will Kakashi do! Find out in the next chapter!
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PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABUT THIS CHAPTER!
Velka: (Is being tied up). "Let me go!"
Sasuke: "Can I kill her!"
Kakashi: "No not yet."
Velka: "Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! LET ME GO! DON'T KILL ME!"
Kakashi: "We will not kill you if you promise that you don't try to kill Sasuke or try to blow us up!"
Velka: "It wasn't my idea to give the packet to Sasuke."
Sasuke: "can I kill her?"
Kakashi: "Not now Sasuke! What did you say? That it wasn't your idea to give it to Sasuke?"
Velka: "No. The little raccoon made me do it, that one that is named Hugo."
Kakashi: "A raccoon that is named Hugo made you do it? Am not borne yesterday! Did you hear Sasuke? A raccoon made her do it. Ha, ha, ha, ha! What is that you are holding?"
Sasuke: (caring a big packet.) "The raccoon said that I would give this to you. (Giving the big packet to Kakashi).
Kakashi: "Thanks. Wait a minuet… a raccoon?"
The packet: "self destruction is now completed."
Velka: "RUN!"
BOOM!
The little raccoon that is named Hugo: (laugh like a maniac). "MUH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"